Dick Dastardly and Muttley were racing around the Smash Mansion as they ran over Space Elsa Peach, who was trying to do some gardening with her annoying Lumas, who were also run over and killed.
"Doh drat, and double drat! I think I ran over some garbage!" Dick Dastardly cursed as he then knocked down Mewtwo, Lucas, and Roy, who were all trying to clean up the garbage littered around the park.
Muttley laughed as he chucked a smart bomb at the two different gendered Wii Fit Trainers, blowing them up as he fired a rocket at the two Robins, causing them to be sent high into the sky.
"Great cheating, Muttley, we'll be able to-" Dick Dastardly was cut off as Bowser Junior zipped by in his own Junior Clown Car.
"Can you keep up, loser?" taunted Bowser Jr. as he fired of a cannonball at the Mean Machine, making it spin as he laughed. He then grabbed his magic paintbrush and transformed into Shadow Mario, taking off.
Dick Dastardly and Muttley coughed as Lady Palutena farted in front of their faces, bending over as she was having a farting contest with Lucina, who was trying to be as gassy as the flatulent Goddess of Light. Dark Pit was digging some knives into his right arm because he was an edgy piece of dork shit, while Alph was running away from the seven Koopalings, who rode in their own clown cars.
As if things couldn't get worse, Ryu showed up out of nowhere, punching the Mean Machine high into the sky. Dick Dastardly and Muttley screamed as they held each other, looking around to see Greninja jumping from cloud to cloud, with the Miis all cheering as Mega Man and Pac Man were having a battle to see who was better.
"I really feel something terrible is gonna happen!" Shulk exclaimed as he sensed the future, moving to the side to see Dick Dastardly and Muttley crash.
Dr. Mario then inspected the injured pair, with the various Animal Crossing villagers being curious as Little Mac stopped by on his jog, to see hat the hubbub was about. Zero Suit Samus and Shiek, who were doing some training, also took the time to stop as they were curious as to what the damage was.
"Drat, drat, and DOUBLE drat!" Dick Dastardly cursed as Charizard lit him on fire, causing him to jump out and run away, screaming as he was on fire.
The Duck Hunt Duo approached Muttley, who got out of the car. The Duck Hunt duck simply watched Dick Dastardly burning the entire grassy meadow to the ground with the other Smashers, while both Muttley and the Duck Hunt dog laughed in unison.
"And I thought I was obnoxious when it came to racing," Waluigi said as he watched from one of the manor's many lounges.
Silver rubbed the back of his quill covered head. "Ehh..."
R.O.B. was looking through a catalog as he shook his robot head. "Don't think about it."