What would life be without?

by Remus-Chocolade

A collection of random oneshots and shortstories about anyone and everyone from the Marauder's era to the Next Gen. Most are funny, but some have a more serious undertone. Includes "Paper", "Dreaming" , "Dinner", "Swatting" and more.

14. Swatting

AN: Just a joke I've waited too long to make. Don't own anything, but you should know that by now.

"Oh, I love this part," Kay said and settled better against Sirius' side. They were currently seated on a sofa in Grimauld's Place twelve, watching Monty Python The Meaning Of Life. Sirius was just happy to have a normal night as was possible in his hiding state.

"Every sperm is sacred," the twins began singing along, putting their hands over their hearts and looking as sincere as possible with the gigantic grins.

"I've probably be swatted for this," Sirius said, letting his eyes travel from Kay to Charlie and Bill by her side and down on the two fools seated on the floor. "But that is the Weasley song."

For once Sirius was right and used the coming week to complain about the bruises.