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"Good evening everybody welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways! The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter, just like tempo to Nightblaze over there." Kronic said, pointing at his sister, who gave him the finger. "What? I LOVED the Village People Polka!" "Let a joke die, Kronic!" Nightblaze said. "Whatever. Let's go on to a game called Scenes from a Hat! You know how this game works, before the show we had the audience write down suggestions for scenes they would LOVE to see acted out, and we're going to see how many things you guys can do. Starting with...fuck...things found in Kronic's appointment book."
Sonic walks up. "Blow up da- I mean, pick up date." Kronic buzzed him out. "Next...things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend." Shadow walked up. "Yeah, you can fit 20 men below." He was replaced by Nate, who screamed, "SHE'S TAKING ON WATER!" He was replaced by Silver, who simply said, "She's riding low tonight." "Next, famous movie lines with advertisements thrown in." Silver walked up. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a SPAM!" He said pretending to hold up a can. He was replaced by Nate. "Rosebud...the last name in sleds!" He was replaced by Sonic, who took on a Terminator voice. "I'll be back to Burger King." "Okay, if you celebrated mundane activities like you scored a touchdown." Nate walked up, pretending to hold a baby. "IT'S A BOY! YEAH!" He said, pretending to hurl it at the ground. "Entries in Kronic's diary? Come on!" "Cosmic payback's a bitch." Nightblaze said. Shadow walked up. "When will they all find out I'm not really a man?" Kronic buzzed the game over. "2000 points to Shadow. You'll need them after you get your ass kicked after the show." "Bring it." "Well, we'll be back to more Whose Line is it Anyways! Find out who the winner is!"