Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 14: High On Drugs

Awwwww yeeeaaaaah we are almost done woooooooooo hoooooooo swhefwruhvbkweughbsafkjhseab gvesbgvjawbefljkaa oh sorry I'm very crazy let's start before I explode XD

The Master Chief dropped down to the dock in time to watch the phantoms take off.

He walked to mercy who's still getting attacked by a flood spore (die old covenant, die already).

The Chief laughed hysterically and then said, "Your idiot friend, where the hell is he going."

Mercy answered while suffering (haha), "Earth…to finish what we started, and this time…none of you will be left behind."

Chief laughed, "I doubt that very much. Everyone knows the humans will always win."

The chief kicked mercy's suffering body off a cliff (oh thank God).

Cortana said shockingly, "That structure in the middle of the city…It's a forerunner ship!"

Chief questioned, "How the hell am I supposed to get there? It's impossible."

Cortana ignored chief and said, "If that Brute detonates Dahalo, I'll detonate In Amber Clad's reactor just like we did on the Pillar of Derp. It will destroy this city and the ring."

Chief angrily said, "Bitch! You didn't answer my question!"

Then Cortana answered with a troll face, "Figure it out."

All chief said was fine in a nonsexy way.

He was about to grab Cortana and she said, "No! I don't want to chance a remote detonation. I need to stay here."

Chief said angrily, "Oh my God! Are you fucking kidding me right now?!"

Cortana answered, "Yeah. Problem?"

Chief said in a little emotional voice, "But…but you're actually a good person to talk to."

Cortana answered with little emotion, "Yeah, even though you're an annoying asshole, I really like having you around."

Chief said angrily, "Okay! Well fuck you then."

Then walks off into a conduit and shoots off to the forerunner ship.

Cortana said while chief was going towards the ship, "Chief, when you get to Earth…good luck."

Chief answered, "After when I fuck Truth in the Asshole…"

Cortana interrupted, "Don't make a girl a promise…if you like ditching people."

Chief angrily questioned to himself, "Why does that bitch interrupt all the time?"

Then chief made it to the ship and somehow drove off (he didn't even know the controls).

thanks for reading it keeps bringing a tear to my eye XD