Another Kingdom Hearts ToD
Hi! Ok, I can SO explain for not updating... I WAS BUSY! First I had to attend my school play that starts at 7, and goes up to 8 on both Thursday and Friday. Then I had to go to a huge family party at 4, which lasted until midnight! Ugh...this will be extra long, just so you know. SO LET'S GET STARTED! :D
Disclaimer: Coooooooommmmmme ooooooonnnnnn, IIIIIIIIIIII doooooooonnnnnnn'tttttt oooooowwwwwnnnnn Kinnnnnnnnggggggggdddddooooo mmmm Heaaaaaaarrrrrrttttttsssss! oh...and I also don't own the songs mentioned in this fic. I should've said that before.
"Hi everyone! SO sorry I haven't been here last few days, but I can-huh?" I said, looking at the darkened stage. "Where is everyone?" I asked myself. I then frowned. "And why's it so dark? I know for a FACT the lights are not broken." I said firmly.
"Oh, I see...the light switch is off. I'll just turn it on..." I said, walking to the switch and turned the lights on. Immediately, confetti and balloons fell down from the ceiling. Everyone popped out from out of nowhere, and yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYST!"
A banner then unfurled behind them, that said 'Happy Birthday Myst'. Sora and Demyx blew on their tooters, and everyone was wearing party hats. I squealed in surprise. "OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!" I kept yelling, smiling and laughing.
Aura grinned, and punched me playfully. "Happy Birthday, Myst! Today's your special day!" she said. David nodded, and smiled. "After you left, Aura and the other ocs told us your birthday was coming up. So, we decided to host a surprise birthday party!" he said.
Sora beamed. "BECAUSE YOU TURN 13! ~" He sang, and blew on his tooter again. I laughed. "Even Van and Xemnas?" I asked incredulously. David nodded, and then shrugged. "Sorta. They wouldn't until I threatened them." He said, laughing nervously.
I blinked, and looked at the two. Van didn't look happy he had to wear a party hat, and Xemnas...he was taking off the hat. "Hey! You can't take it off until the chapter/episode is over!" David yelled, and Xemnas groaned before putting it back on.
"Sorry about that." David said, and I shrugged. "It's ok. Hey, is it alright if we save the cake and presents for later? We still have to do the truths/dares." I said. David nodded. As everyone took their palces, I beamed at the camera. "In case you didn't notice-YEP, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! What's more, I turn 13 this year! ROXAS'S NUMBER!" I exclaimed.
Roxas chuckled. "Really? That why you excited this year?" he asked. I grinned. "Yes sir, I am 13!" I squealed. "But enough about me-here's some truth/dares from...Yakusoku-Xion! I hope you are ok from me not updating!" I exclaimed.
"BWAHAHA I AM NOT DEAD!
God I hate typing on my IPod...
So sorry for Himi-chan... Should I start torturing Axel? We'll see...
VANITAS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH YOU! YOU WOULD FIND ME WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT AN ASIAN TO BE.
Truth:
Roxas: Out of all the possible pairings with you, which is the weirdest? (Ex: You and... Sora, Riku, Ven, VEXEN... Hey, it's legit, but its kinda pedophilistic if that's even a real word)
Riku and Sora: READ ALL THE DOUJINSHI HAHA *throws more books at you* Just search up it on the Internet. Don't wanna do? Visit Yaoi Goddess Keale on one of her pages... (O x O)
Xemnas: Believe in the Xem/Sai theory?
Dare:
Vanitas: You probably knew this was coming. Lock yourself in a room with Ven, or just read some yaoi fics till your brain explodes :D
Sora/Roxas/Riku/Repliku: Play Amnesia!
Xemnas: Stick a spoonful of cinnamon in your mouth! :)
Vanitas, you can't kill me. Unless my OC does first."
"..." Vanitas narrowed his eyes. "We'll see..." he said. Axel paled. "Oh, please don't! Please!" he begged. I stared at the pairings. "Dude THAT IS SO WRONG! I mean, SorRox, RikuRoku, and...VenRoku are ok, but Roxas with Vexen?! Dude, that is just sick! I don't see how it can be!" I yelled, looking green.
Roxas paled. "I agree...I heard of me being paired with Xemnas of all people, so that and the Vexen one." He answered. I mimicked gagging. "So...wrong..." I said weakly. Aura groaned. "Oh no, you cannot throw up on your birthday!" she said.
"I'll be fine...hey, didn't I see those books in your rooms guys?" I asked the two. Riku sighed. "We had decided to get a head start-it wasn't pretty. Sora gave up after the first ten." He remarked. Sora winced. "I couldn't take it anymore...it was WEIRD!" He yelled. I sighed. "Oh dear...oh, do you Xem-Xem? Personally, I half do, half don't." I commented. He scowled. "First, don't call me that. Second, of course I don't!" he barked.
I held my hands up. "Ok, ok, we heard you! Moving on...pick one of the choices, Van. Any one of them." I said innocently. He scowled. "No way. I'm not doing either." And with that, he walked into the Room of Terror. As we heard his screams, Vivi sighed and wiped away a board that said 'Number of Room of Terror free Days' back to 0.
I winced. "Ok...alright guys, play Amnesia!" I exclaimed. Sora blinked, then asked, "Uh...what's that?" I laughed nervously. "I think it's when you pretend to forget who you are, and everyone has to help you remember." I replied, and they nodded. "Hey, what's my name?" asked Sora to Kairi. "It starts with an S." she said.
As I watched, everyone helped, the guys 'remember' who they were. When they were done, Sora exclaimed, "I am Sora, wielder of the Kingdom Key Keyblade, who lives at Destiny Islands, has a girlfriend named Kairi, who's a Princess of Heart and has a heart of pure light, and a best friend named Riku, who once gave in to darkness but has learned to control it!"
"I am Roxas, No. 13 in the Organization known as The Key of Destiny and wielder of Oblivion and Oathkeeper Keyblades! I live in The World that Never Was, but come from Twilight Town. My girlfriend is Namine, who can twist the chains of memories, and my best friends are Xion, No.14, who can also use a Keyblade, and Axel, No. 8, who uses chakrams as weapons, can control fire, and is called The Flurry of Dancing Flames!" Roxas announced.
"I am Riku, wielder of The Way to the Dawn Keyblade, who lives at Destiny Islands. I once gave in to darkness, but I have learned to control it. My girlfriend is Xion, who is No. 14 in Organization 13, and can use a Keyblade, and my best friends are Sora, who also uses a Keyblade, and Kairi, who is a Princess of Heart, someone with a heart of pure light, and who can use a Keyblade as well!" Riku said.
Finally, Repliku said, "I am Repliku, wielder of Soul Eater! I am a Replica, a clone of someone else, and I come from Castle Oblivion! I am Namine's protector!" (Anyone else notice how his is shorter than the others? Yeah, I thought so too.)
I grinned. "Ok! Next up-Oh, this outta be good!" I said, laughing. Xemnas scoffed. "Fine. Hand me a spoonful." He said. So Aura went and got a bottle of cinnamon. She pulled out a spoon, and poured in the cinnamon. "Here you are, Xemmy!" she exclaimed cheerfully. He glared at her, then took it and swallowed it.
Instantly, he started coughing. He dropped the spoon, and started hurling. Aura gave him a water bottle, and he took a huge gulp. He had to do this several times. Finally, he muttered, "It burns..."
Aura was cracking up. "Oh DUDE, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE! That was hilarious!" she yelled out. David chuckled. "It was funny..." he said. I grinned. "Ok, that was priceless. Good dare, Yaku. Next up, we have...Moonofwitch! Who should be coming to watch in three...two...one..." I predicted.
The door backstage opened up, and moony walked onto the stage, Airgun in hand. She grinned. "Hey, Myst! Happy Birthday...again!" she said. I beamed and hugged her. "Aw, thanks!...again!" I exclaimed. "Again?" David asked. I nodded. "Yeah! She sent a PM yesterday saying Happy Birthday a day early! Isn't that awesome?" I said.
She shrugged. "I just saw her profile and decided to wish her a happy birthday a day early. Oh yeah," she said, and looked at Van. "Hiii~ Vani ~" she said, waving her fingers at him and smiling. He just looked away. She pouted, but then grinned.
"I know you can hear me Vani! So don't try to ignore me!" she yelled. "Ok, why don't you go in the chair beside mine, that way you can enjoy this. Oh, and here's some popcorn." I said, handing her a bag of it covered in butter. She grinned and sat down in her seat. "Alright! Let it begin!" she yelled, eating her popcorn.
I laughed. "Ok, let's see your truth/dares!" I exclaimed.
"It's me again, Myst looks like you have fun giving me pet name's *smile* and i'm comming for a visit to see the madness of my truth and dare's so be ready for my visit And i take my Airgun with me, so i can protect myself from Mansex
Truth:
Ven: how do you fell abot the Bbs game in the start when we see you shirtless?
Sora: Slender is a computer game were you find 8 piece's of papier and try to run away from the Slender man (it's a horror game)
Sora again: i'm not mad at you and thanks for being worrid and if he did try anything, i had my Airgun *smirk* ( i'm not a damsel)
Xemnas: if you dont write about them, Then tell me what do you write about in your dairy *smirk*
Kairi: i could kiss you right now for hitting Mansex but that Will be Yuri and Vani~ would be jalous so here's some chocolate
Naminé: Can i have the soroku picture, my Best friend is a huge fan of that pairing and it would be a awesome present for her
Axel: it started when the pairing Larxel was created on fanfiction so i wanted to know if it's true. How do you feel about this?
Vani~: how cute,a blushing Vani~ *takes picture* he Can be so sweet sometime.
Dare's:
Riku: put a rapid Rabbit in Xemnas pants without him notice
Xion: lock Terra and Aqua in a room alone and see what happens and
Do it with Riku and Repliku also
Demyx and zexion: steal Yuffie's materia
Roxas and Axel: sing "hips don't Lie"
Axel: prank Larxene and blame it on Marluxia
Naminé: mess up Vexen's potions and see what happens"
"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, MY NAME ISN'T MANSEX! IT'S XEMNAS!" Xemnas yelled. Aura stared at him boredly. "Dude, no matter how many times you say that, we'll always keep calling you that." She stated.
Ven blushed. "Um...uh...I'm a bit embarrassed...and I wonder why was I shirtless?" he asked. I shrugged. "I won't give spoilers, but I think it was cause...of you-know-what, leaving you with no shirt. Ok, now we have...oh, there's your explanation, Sora!" I exclaimed.
He paled. "It sounds scary...oh, really?" he asked her, and she nodded. "Oh...do I still have to do it?!" he asked me. I smiled and nodded. He sighed, and went on my laptop. "Ok, I'll do it now..." he muttered.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION, XEM-XEM!" I yelled. He glared at me, but he stayed silent. I guess as long no one called him Mansex, he'll be fine with other names. "I write about what happened on each day. That's what." He answered rather testily.
"Oh! Thanks!" Kairi said, beaming at Moony. Moony smiled, and nodded. Vani just scoffed at the comment, but I swear he looked relieved! Namine smiled at her. "Of course. You can give it to your friend." She said as she ripped the page out of her sketchbook. She handed it to Moony, who fist pumped in victory. "She's gonna love this!" Moony said, grinning.
Axel facepalmed. "To answer your question, I feel disturbed and weirded out by that." He replied. "I mean, come on! Me with her! It's just...really weird." He said, wincing. I sighed. "Well, people have paired you up with her, and I think I know why. Wasn't there a moment in Chain of Memories where Larxene looked like she was flirting with you?" I asked. His eyes widened. "She didn't mean it! We can't feel, it's a known fact!" he said quickly. "Mm-hmm..." Aura said, unconvinced.
Van glared at her. "I am not! And I wasn't blushing!" he protested. She smiled. "Ah, but Vani this photo here says otherwise." She said, taking the photo out and waving it at him. He went up to her and took the photo. She gasped and stood up to get it. But even though Moony is tall, she couldn't reach to where Van was holding the photo above her. "Oh! Vani!" she said, jumping up to get it-to no avail.
So she tried a last resort-she started to cry. She was covering her face and making crying sounds. It was actually pretty realistic. Meanwhile, Van winced. Guys don't like it when girls cry, because most of the time, to in order to comfort them, they have to break character.
Finally Van sighed, and hugged her. "Don't cry...here." he said, and handed her the photo. She smiled and stopped. "Aw, thank you Vani! Mwaah!" She said, and kissed him on the cheek. He reddened, and looked away, while we were whistling at him.
I laughed. "Too funny...now time to do the dares! Riku, GO!" I yelled. Riku grinned and went up to Xemnas, who wasn't paying attention to him. He then quickly put the rabbit inside his cloak, and backed away. Within moments, Xemnas yelped, and started running all around the stage. "RABBIT IN MY CLOAK! THERE'S A RABBIT IN MY CLOAK!" He screamed.
Aura grinned. "Now somebody, anybody, Nobody scream!" She sang.
"Ahhhh! There is a rabbit in my cloak!" Xemnas yelled.
"That guy got's a serious rabbit in the cloak!"
"There is a rabbit in my cloak!"
"Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!"
"R-I-M-C! Rabbit in my cloak!" Everyone else sang, playing along. We were dancing along too, and I was laughing.
"Ain't got no chickens, ain't a joke..."
"R-I-M-C!" "Rabbit in my cloak!" Xemnas sang along with us by accident.
"R to the I to the M to the C! Then maybe you can be moving like me..."
"Step right over and watch me put it down..." "Rabbit! Rabbit!"
"Step right over and watch me put it..." "R to the I to the M to the C!" We sang with Aura this time.
"Who got your back and making sure you don't poke?" "R-I-M-C, Rabbit in my cloak!"
"Who makes sure when I sing I don't croak?..." "R-I-M-C, Rabbit in my cloak!"
"Yeah...don't try to come over and make me choke..." "R-I-M-C, Rabbit in my cloak!"
"Let's hope this song doesn't reach the old folk..." "They can't see the-" "Rabbit in my cloak!" Xemnas yelled.
"Step right over and watch me put it down..." "Rabbit! Rabbit!" "Step right over and watch me out it..." "R to the I to the M to the C!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Xemnas screamed and fell to the ground, twitching. The rabbit crawled out his cloak and scampered away. Aura blinked, and grinned at me. "'Wow, there really was a rabbit in his cloak!'" she joked. I grinned back. "'We just got served.'" I said, and we both started to laugh.
Moony grinned. "That was awesome." she stated, and snapped a pic of Xemnas on the floor. "Never forgetting this." She said, waving the camera around. As I wiped the tears from my eyes, I grinned at the camera. "I also don't own Phineas and Ferb. You have to admit though, the original was pretty awesome and funny. Ok, now...hey?" I asked, looking around. "Anyone see Terra, Aqua, Riku, Repliku, Demyx and Zexion?" I asked.
Xion raised her hand. When I nodded at her, she said, "I did as the dare said after the song ended. They're in the two closets by the far left. And I believe the last two went to do their dare as well." I grinned. "They're finally getting the hang of this! Ok, let's check on our lovebirds and look alikes." I said as I summoned the TV screen. We first saw Aqua and Terra.
They were staring at each other. Terra cleared his throat. "So...weather's great, right?" he asked, and Aqua shrugged. I facepalmed. "Why can't they see they were meant for each other? Just why?' I asked no one. "Ok, since that's a bore, let's see Riku and Repliku!" I exclaimed.
The two were having a rock-paper-scissors contest. "Rock!" Riku yelled. "Scissors!-oh no!" Repliku moaned, apparently losing again. He frowned. "Again!" he yelled. Riku chuckled. "Are you sure you want to continue? You've lost the past 10 rounds." He remarked. Repliku narrowed his eyes and said, "Rock, paper, scissors-"
I shut off the TV. "Wow, who knew?" I joked. "Kay, guys, time to sing!...again!" I exclaimed. The two groaned. "What?" Axel asked. I grinned at the camera. "Awesome! I love that song!-that's right, Mexican-American here, and I'm proud of it! Axel, you're the first singer, Roxas you're the second singer-A.K.A Shakira." I said, laughing a little at their expressions.
Axel sighed. "Let's just get it over with." He said. I handed them the microphones and started up the music. As the fast paced music played, Axel sang.
"Ladies up in here tonight, no fighting, (We got the refugees up in here) No fighting, no fighting, Shakira, Shakira."
"I never really knew she could dance like this. She could make a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama? Bonita, mi casa, su casa. (Shakira, Shakira.)" Sora frowned. I translated for him. "'What's your name? Beautiful, my house, your house?'" I whispered. He nodded in understanding. Roxas then started to sing, blushing in embarrassment.
"Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise and keep on, reading the signs of my body."
"And I'm on tonight you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel its right. All the attraction, the tension, don't you see baby, this is perfection." Roxas stopped, and Axel sang again.
"Hey girl, I can see your body moving, and it's driving me crazy. And I didn't have the slightest idea, until I saw you dancing."
"And when you walk up on the dance floor, nobody can ignore the way you move your body, girl. And everything's so unexpected, the way you right and left it, so you can keep on taking it."
"I never really knew she could dance like this. She could make a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama? Bonita, mi casa, su casa. (Shakira, Shakira.)" "'What's your name? Beautiful, my house, your house?'" Sora said, looking at me. I smiled and nodded. Roxas sang again.
"Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise and keep on, reading the signs of my body."
"I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel you boy. Come on let's go, real slow, don't you see baby asi es perfecto." "'So perfect.'" I translated before Sora could ask. Roxas sang yet again.
"I know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel its right. All the attraction, the tension, don't you see baby this is perfection. (Shakira, Shakira.)"
"Oh boy, I can see your body moving, half animal, half man. I don't, don't really know what I'm doing, but you seem to have a plan."
"My will and self restraint have come to fail now, fail now. See, I'm doing what I can, but I can't just so you know. That's a bit too hard to explain." He stopped, sighing in relief, as Axel sang again.
"Baila en la calle de noche, baila en la calle de dia. Baila en la calla de noche, baila en la calle de dia." "'Dancing in the street at night, dancing in the streets by day. Dancing in the street at night, dancing in the streets by day.'" I translated. Axel sang again.
"I never really knew she could dance like this. She makes a man want to speak Spanish. Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa. Shakira, Shakira." Now Roxas started to sing again.
"Oh baby when you talk like that, you know you got me hypnotized. So be wise, and keep on reading the signs of my body."
"Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia." Axel sang, looking ready to laugh. Roxas looked at me, and I nodded, smiling and shrugging. He sighed, and started to dance in the interlude. It was funny. By now, everyone had come to watch, finishing their dares, and were trying desperately not to laugh.
Roxas sighed, and sang, "Mira en Barranquilla, se baila asi, say it!" "'Look in Barranquilla, they dance well.'" I muttered. "Mira en Barranquilla, se baila asi!" Axel sang. He spun, and started singing again.
"Yeah, she's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country. I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty. I need a whole club dizzy, why the CIA want to watch us?"
"Colombians and Haitians, I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction. No more we do snatch ropes, refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats."
"I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel you boy. Come on let's go, real slow, Baby, like this is perfecto."
"Oh, you know I'm on tonight and my hips don't lie, and I'm starting to feel its right. The attraction, the tension, Baby, like this is perfection." There was a small interlude, and Axel sang, "No fighting." "No fighting." Roxas sang as well, finishing the song.
We all clapped. "Nice moves, Roxas!" Aura teased. He blushed. "I'm just glad it's over." He muttered. Axel put his hands behind his head and grinned. "That was fun! We should do it again!" he said. I looked at Moony. "Nice song pick. Totally hilarious." I said. She grinned. "Of course." She said.
"Now the last two dares...oh...we can't do them." I said, frowning. Moony blinked. "Why not?" she asked. "Well, we don't have those three here. No one has voted for them to join, so..." I trailed off, shrugging. I blinked and grinned. "Hey, Demyx, Zexion! Tell us what happened when you tried to take Yuffie's materia!" I exclaimed.
Zexion winced. "Well, we were nearly successful until Demyx dropped one. She then discovered us and...grew mad." He said. Demyx wailed, "Grew mad is an understatement! She went shuriken on us, throwing it us multiple times and chasing us down. She managed to get me in the butt a couple of times! It wasn't until we summoned a Corridor of Darkness we managed to escape!" Everyone started to laugh.
"Dude, you never mess with her and her material. Never." Moony gasped out. I was laughing really hard. As I calmed down, I smiled and said, "Ok, that's all. See ya soon, Moony!" I said. She grinned, gave a peace sign, and shot at Xemnas with her Airgun (Causing him to yelp and hide behind his chair-yeah, he woke up a long time ago...) and she left.
I laughed. "She's funny! Ok, we now have...DeathOnWings1203! Aw, thanks for saying Happy Birthday!" I exclaimed.
"My oc I feel your pain... i can't win at doge ball at all!
Truths:1. mystery8icarus are you insecure about your writing?
2. Vanitas you do realize that your going to die alone and friendless and also to be never remembered at all long after you die?
Dares:1. Alright another Song (I'm music crazy) Xion! David! Rock You Like A Hurricane! Age of Rock Version. (Track 18 on the cd)
2. My OC, once done, will now proceed to take the generous host to wherever she wants. (I mean wherever differnt universe somewhere else in the world your choice)
Now this is not a dare but, a suggestion to my Oc you only showed the destructive part of your power show the creative side and STOP FREAKING EVERYONE OUT! Sometimes I think you are just too hyper for me...
Oh well."
"P.S I forgot this dare! Everyone go into a room that forces you to tell the truth and answer the question. Each person can select two people or just one person twice and they have to answer the questions asked by the person selecting."
I started laughing. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but...that sounded funny!" I shouted. David frowned. "Hey! I'm not hyper! Besides, you were the one that made me like this! And fine! Aura, could you get a pot of soil with a seed in it?" he asked. She nodded, and left to go it.
She returned, and put it in front of him. He stared at it, and it only took a couple of seconds for a flower to start growing by itself-from a seed to a full bloom, no water, no sunlight! Everyone stared. "Oh...so that's what he meant? You can do stuff like that?" Roxas asked. David nodded.
"Dang it! Ok, DOW, I have a confession to make-I don't have that room. I forgot to add it when I was creating the studio, so we can't do that dare. I knew I was forgetting something!" I yelled. I sighed. "Oh, let's move on. Um...I'll get back to you on that." I said quickly. "Meaning never. ANSWER THE QUESTION!" Night yelled at me.
I groaned. "Fine! A little bit! But hey, isn't every writer? Next truth: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled, laughing along with Aura, Sora, Roxas, Axel and Riku. "You, Vanitas, had just been owned." Aura said, putting on sunglasses.
He scowled. "To answer the question, yeah, I realize that. Being a villain and all, I figured that might happen. And I don't think I was owned there!" he yelled. I ignored him and looked at the next dare. "Oh wow, another song! Kay you two, get ready!" I exclaimed as I searched up the song.
I found it and hit Play. An electric guitar started playing, then drumbeats joined in. Another guitar soon joined as well. The drum's cymbals came in, and the two guitars played together. The drums stopped while one guitar played a different beat as the other continued its tune. I tried to describe it, ok?! It slowed, and Xion started to sing.
"It's early morning, the sun comes out. Last night was shaking and pretty loud. My cat is purring, it scratches my skin. So what is wrong with another sin?" David then started to sing.
"The witch is hungry, she needs to tell. So give her inches and feed her well." Xion sang again.
"More days to come, new places to go. I've got to leave, it's time for a show ~." She held out on the last word really high. Then the two sang together.
"Here I am, rock you like a hurricane. Here I am, rock you like a hurricane. ~" They held out on the last word. Xion started singing again.
"My body is burning, it starts to shout. Desire is coming, it breaks out loud."
"Lust is in cages till storm breaks loose. Just have to make it with someone I choose."
"The night is calling, I have to go. The wolf is hungry, he runs the show. He's licking his lips, he's ready to win. On the hunt tonight for love at first sting. ~ Yeow!" The two sang together again, stopping while the other sang. They continued.
"Here I am, rock you like a hurricane. (Are you ready, baby?)
"Here I am, rock you like a hurricane! ~~~~ ( Rock you like a hurricane!)"
"Here I am, rock you like a hurricane! (Come on, come on, come on!)"
"Here I am, rock you like hurricane! Here I am!" The two finished the song, and we all clapped. I grinned. "That was a good song. Hey, David, why don't we do your dare at the end of the show?" I asked. He nodded. "Sounds like a plan." He said.
I grinned. "I can't wait! Ah, now we have to move on. Let's see who's next...hey, it's FoolsSin! Not to mention Yuri! Hello!" I greeted.
"(shows me at computer with Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia. Rita's theme plays in backgound.)
Yuri (he's smirking):I'll probably enjoy this...
Me:Hi Myst! If you're wondering where Adachi is, well...
(camera pans to Adachi all covered in burns that are very painful.)
Adachi: Dammit Yuri! You could've warned me that the brat with the goggles could use powerful fire spells!
Yuri:Really? Why would I tell you that when you've killed two women and tried to kill more people as well as tricked someone into trying to kill more people? Hell, why aren't you in prison anyways?
Me:Parole on the condition that an author keeps an eye on him. I jumped at the chance immediately since I know how dangerous he and Izanami truly are wereas most people underestimate them. Really, the only author I know of besides myself who can tell Adachi here is a wild card is SamJaz. And don't get all high and mighty Yuri, your motives may have have been far more noble but you have to your record two murders as well right? I know about Ragou and Cumore.
Yuri: *sighs* Just get to the truths and dares...
Me: heheh, sorry about that. now for the good stuff:
first off you and Aqua get a cookie since you don't know what skyrim is. would have thought you would know considering it's popularity...
Zexion: what's your favorite book? (Yuri:please don't say twilight.)
Namine: are you interested in other forms of art besides drawing?
Everyone: what's your favorite mythical creature? (mine are dragons. Adachi: I think they could tell that from the dare you sent Aqua on...)
and now for the dares. mwahahaha (lightning flashes and thunder is heard.)
Xemnas: I do not like you so you must go into a pit of starving tigers... that are 4 times are big as the ones from my world. Deal with it. Also said tigers have fangs dripping with extremely painful poison and said fangs are hard as diamonds.
Roxas/Xion/Namine/Riku/Sora/Kairi: time for an Archery Contest! Whoever wins gets a bright and shiny trophy made of solid gold big enough to take a bath in.
Yuri:(sweatdrops) how did you get that?
Me: I won it in a battle tournament in a world called Motenia. Apparently they're going through Ragnarok right now which is an end of the world type dealy so I sent a herald named Ghostwolffury to the Odin of the world to serve as a warrior to help out.
Adachi: that's where those injuries came from.
Me: yup. anyways, looking forward to the next chapter!
Rita (yelling from downstairs): where is that pervert!
Adachi: Help!"
"Adachi, start running. Don't even stop to rest, just RUN." I advised seriously. Roxas frowned and asked Axel, "Hey, is it just me or can you hear the Jaws music?" Axel frowned. "Uh, no dude, it's just you." He said, while Roxas sighed.
"Hey! I know what it is!...sorta...I have a vague idea of it." I said. "Oh, really, then what is it?" Zexion asked. I winced. "Uh...it has to do with dragons...and there are people called Dragonborn...which means they can use powers that came from dragons...the recent one features you playing as the last Dragonborn...you can control dragons by saying mythical words since you're the last Dragonborn...and you can get powers from the dragons you, uh, stopped. That's all I got." I said, shrugging.
Aura sighed. "Hey you tried. Here's your cookie. Aqua already ate hers." She said, handing me a cookie. I gasped. "Yay! It's chocolate chip! Yummy!" I squealed, and started to eat it. Zexion sighed. "My favorite book would have to be War and Peace. Very interesting." He stated. I winced. "Isn't that supposed to be reeeeaaallllllyyyy long?" I asked. He nodded. "It took me a month to finish." He said.
Namine blinked. "Oh, well, I also like to make pottery using clay. Very messy, yes, but worth it." she said, smiling. "Oh! Mine's is...sirens! I think it's cool that they can use their voices to lure in sailors to their deaths!" I exclaimed.
Aura blinked at that. "Oh man...um, mine is also dragons. Totally awesome, right?" she said, grinning. "Um, Pegasus! Yeah, the flying horses!" Sora exclaimed. "I always liked fairies for some reason." Kairi said. "Basilisk. Just cause." Riku said.
"I say elves! I don't why, I blame Sora." Roxas said, while Sora yelled "Hey!" Axel grinned. "Phoenix, nuff said." "I suppose aurae, or wind nymphs." Xion said. "Um, mermaids." Namine answered.
"A gnome, I guess." Terra said with a shrug. "Angels in general, I suppose." Aqua said with a smile. "Storm spirits! They share my name in Roman! Venti!" Ven exclaimed. "Incubus." Vanitas said with an evil grin. Everyone backed away from him.
"Demons in general, I suppose." Xemnas said. "A griffin. Very noble, in my opinion." Zexion said. "Aw, Namine took mine! I guess...Hydra! Even though I don't know what it is!" Demyx exclaimed, while I just sweatdropped.
"Wyvern. I always liked those the best." Repliku said. I nodded, then looked at David. He sighed. "What do you think?" he asked. I laughed. "Oh yeah, dumb of me. Ok, next...OH YEAH! BRING OUT THE POPCORN!" I exclaimed, sitting in my seat. David grinned. "This I gotta see." He stated, sitting beside me.
Xemnas stared. "I won't do that!" he protested, but Aura crept up behind him and pushed him. "AHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as the tigers bit him. David grinned sadistically. He looked at the others, who were looking at him fearfully. He grinned. "Boo." He said. That caused the others to yelp and back away while Demyx screamed and fell on his butt.
I sighed. "David, your creator said NOT to freak everyone out." I said. His grin disappeared. "Oh yeah." He said. I grinned. "Archery contest! Oh yeah, this should be awesome. And I have that trophy here with us!" I exclaimed, and pushed a button. It came up from the floor in all its glory.
Everyone gasped. "Whoa..." Sora exclaimed in awe. "Shiny..." Demyx said, big-eyed. I laughed. "Ok, so, people that were mentioned, pick you bows and arrows, and let's go outside!" I exclaimed. Once they did that, I transported us outside, where there were targets already waiting. "I think it's pretty simple, whoever gets it the closest to the middle wins." I said casually. "Ok, first up is Sora! Ready, Sora?" I said and he nodded. He pulled the string back, closed his right eye, stuck his tongue out a little, and shot it.
The arrow flew...past the target. "Oh! That was a miss. You get 2 more tries, 3 tries in total." I commented, and he nodded. So he tried again, and managed to get it on the edge. "One more, Sora! I know you can do it!" Kairi cheered.
He grinned and shot once more...to miss again. I sighed. "Okay, at least you tried." I said, sighing. As Sora went back red faced in embarrassment, Kairi came up to him. "It's ok Sora, you tried your best." She said. He smiled. "Thanks, Kairi." He said.
It continued like that with everyone else. Riku was after Sora, and he managed to get it very close to the middle on the first two tries. Third try, he got it on the edge. Roxas then came up and all three tries he missed. Yeah, it was embarrassing for him, you should've seen his face!
Now Kairi came up and on the first two tries she got it on the edge. She bit her lip in worry. "Don't worry Kairi-I have faith in you!" Sora shouted, back to his cheery self. She smiled, and nodded. So as she shot her arrow, she...got it close to the middle! She cheered and jumped up. "Yay! I did it!" she yelled.
Sora ran up to her and picked her up, spinning around. "Yay Kairi! Way to go!" he cheered. As he set her back down, Xion came up. She managed to get it all three times on the edge. She just shrugged and sat back down.
It was now Namine's turn. She sighed, and picked up her bow. As she aimed, she suddenly saw Larxene smirking evilly at her and gasped. 'You're weak, Namine! You can't win!' she taunted. That made her miss on the first try. She gulped and tried again for the second time, only to see Marluxia this time. 'Foolish girl,' he said, sneering, 'you can't possibly think you'll succeed.' She gasped again and also missed on the second try.
"Namine, are you ok?" Roxas asked, concerned. She gulped, and forced a smile on her face. "I'm fine, Roxas!" she said cheerfully. "Are you sure?" Now it was Repliku who was asking this time. She nodded in response. Xion frowned. "Namine, just ignore them! They are lying, they don't know you can do it." she said, realizing what was plaguing Namine.
She continued. "Picture you are shooting at them and not the target. Channel all your anger at them and shoot. Do it!" Namine bit her lip and nodded. As aimed for he third try, the two appeared together this time and sneered at her. 'You can't beat us, Namine. And you know why?' Larxene asked. Marluxia then said, 'We're stronger than you in every way. Not to mention better.' They laughed, and Namine narrowed her eyes.
"You can't control me anymore. You aren't better than me. If you were, than why are you dead, and me alive? You didn't think I'd come back-but guess what? I did. And you're not the boss of me!" Namine yelled and shot, picturing the arrow going through their shocked faces.
"...OH MY GOSH! IT'S A BULL'S EYE!" Aura exclaimed. Indeed, the arrow was in the middle, a perfect bull's eye. I grinned. "Well it's a no brainer then. Namine, YOU'RE THE WINNER!" I shouted, and everyone cheered. Meanwhile, Namine was in shock. I...I won? She thought. Then she smiled. I won! I won!
As we transported back, I looked at Namine. "Alright Namine, the trophy's all yours!" I exclaimed. She smiled. "Thank you." She said. I pushed the button, making it go back into the floor. "We'll put it there for now." I said.
I grinned. "Kay, next up we have XxKinataKeybladexX! I see...ok then, you can call me that!" I exclaimed.
"Hello again mystery-san!(sorry bat habit i use -san in the end!)
I knew it! i knew it! Roxas and Vanitas has the same angsty! ..*Hides behind mystery-san* dont kill me Roxas-san and Vanitas-san...
truths
Roxas : Do you rather be brothers with Sora / Venitas / Ven
Aqua : You like like Terra,You like Terra admit it Aqua-san.
Terra : You like Aqua, You like Aqua, you like Aqua~ !rightttt?(i like teasing)
ven : You frowned...does this mean your sad your not liked by Vanitas?*smirks*
Daresssssss
Aqua : kiss Terra on the lips! last time they forgot, but this time you wont get away aqua-saannn :3 (im evil)
Roxas and Vanitas : act like brothers till the end of the chapter and Do a eating contest! But this time...its broccoli :3
Thankyou again Mystery-sannnnnn ! i will tell my friends bout this ToD!"
I fist pumped. "Awesome! More people shall see this!" I cheered. "Ven." Roxas answered immediately. "He's more nice than Van and less annoying than Sora." He explained, causing Sora to pout and Van to scowl.
Aqua blushed. "N-no I don't! Who said I did?!" she asked. Aura whistled innocently. Terra also blushed. "I don't either! We're friends, just that!" he said. Ven laughed nervously. "Well, I just don't want him to be so intent on killing me!" he explained, looking warily at him. Vanitas grinned evilly, and he shuddered.
The two blushed. "B-but-" Aqua stammered and Aura groaned. "AQUA! IT'S SO OBVIOUS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! YOU LIKE HIM! HE LIKES YOU! JUST KISS ALREADY AND GET TOGETHER! SHEESH!" she yelled.
They blinked, and looked at each other. Then they got closer, and closer...until they finally kissed. Aura cheered while Axel whooped in victory. I collapsed into my chair. "Thank Glaux! It's about time they got together." I muttered.
They broke apart and blushed. Then Terra laughed nervously. "Was it that obvious?" he asked. Everyone nodded. "Oh yeah. REALLY obvious." Riku commented. I fist pumped. "Victory! Ok...eat the broccoli, you two! Ugh, so glad I'm not doing it." I said, scrunching my nose at the pile of broccoli. Roxas sighed and walked up while Vanitas came and looked at it in distaste. "Really Kinata? Really?" he asked.
I started my stopwatch and the two started to eat. Roxas had to stop a few times so he could throw up a little of it in a trash can. Finally it ended and the results were shown by a newly fixed results table.
Roxas: 30
Vanitas: 35
"Ok, Van wins! Here is a can of soda to wash down the taste-now act like brothers!" I exclaimed, causing them to groan.
They faced each other, and Roxas put on a fake grin. "What up my brother?" he greeted. Van also fake grinned. "Sup bro!" he said and went over to give him a noogie. "Ah! Cut it out, bro!" Roxas yelled. "Kay, bro." Van said and did it some more.
I stifled a laugh and looked at the next letter. "Ok, now we got a new truth/darer-Kagaminelover657! Hiya there!" I greeted.
"Hi there! I have been trying to catch up with your KH ToD fic and I must admit it was hilarious! You really did a good job in making the dares come alive like you did! XD Right, I've been trying to think of some dares and I think I've come up with some, plus one truth.
Truth:
Namine, in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories you didn't really like Kairi very much, which I believe was done because of Marluxia's persuasion. So after the events of KH2 what do you think of her now?
Dare:
1) Everyone, except Xemnas, has to call him Mansex for the rest of the chapter/episode! Oh and Xemnas isn't allowed to say a word either! He has to be silent for the whole chapter/episode as well! :P Mwhahahaha! I crack up whenever someone nicknames Xemnas "Mansex"! XD
2) Namine and Kairi since you two haven't really had anyone make you do many dares throughout the past chapter/episodes I've got a dare for you both but because you two are characters I favourite, it won't be too cruel. :) I dare you two to read a fanfiction which is called "The Witch's House" by fanfic user Multiverse Fan. Also give your thoughts on it. Personally I thought it was good but "Kairi" was quite sinister with her actions (You'll get why I put quotation marks when you finish the story! :P)
3) Speaking of "The Witch's House", I dare Zexion, Xemnas and Vanitas to play it! :P Give your thoughts on it (Oh and Xemnas, you can still communicate using paper for this task but don't you dare use it to insult people! I'll send my OCs Xenon and Emily after you otherwise! They are good Keyblade wielders so watch out! :P)
4) And finally Myst, this is more of a request than a dare but I'm gonna say it anyway! I dare you to read my fanfic "The Witch's House ending, with a twist" and give me your thoughts on it. It's only a one-shot so don't worry! Lol! :) (Oh and apologies to Namine and Kairi for what happens in the story! My other KH ones with you guys in it are nicer, I assure you! I love you two really! *hugs*)
Well, that's it from me for now! I'd love to do a fic like this but I'm not one to really badly torture the characters! I'd probably hate myself if I did... And if you noticed, I am really obsessed with "The Witch's House" right now. I found the ending sad when I watched the walkthrough, but I was surprised to find it gave me nightmares for two days even though it wasn't that scary... :s Oh and please say hi to Sora, Roxas, Ven, Riku, Axel, Xion, Namine, Repliku and Kairi for me please! And Van as well I suppose. (No offence "Vani". Hehehe!) Adios Suckers! ;P"
"MY NAME ISN'T VANI! GET IT RIGHT!" Van yelled. I rolled my eyes. "Ignore him." I whispered to the camera. "So, Namine, your answer?" I asked.
She smiled. "You're right, it was Marluxia persuading me, and I now believe she's very kind, very sweet, and a very good friend." She said. Kairi started crying, and she went over to her and hugged her. I sniffed. "Aw..." I said, wiping a tear.
Xemnas, meanwhile, finally managed to crawl out of the pit. His cloak was torn, and he was covered in bite marks. "Everything...hurts...like...heck..." he said weakly. "Hey Mansex! You can't talk for the rest of the chapter/episode, and we also can call you Mansex!" Aura yelled, grinning. He opened his mouth to yell, but then closed it and collapsed on the floor. I sighed. "Nurses!" I yelled, and they came and carried him to the infirmary.
Meanwhile, Namine and Kairi were already reading it. They paled. "Oh my..." Namine muttered. Kairi closed my laptop. "I think I'd rather forget I read that. " she said weakly, and Namine nodded.
The three mentioned looked at the camera. "Are you crazy? I'm never playing that again! It was boring!" Vanitas yelled. Zexion shook his head. "No, just no." he said. I got out Xemnas's diary and read an entry I found. "'I had just played The Witch's House. It has actually scarred me for life, but I don't know how. All I know is I'll never play it again.'" I read out loud.
David facepalmed. "Wow, just wow." He muttered. I grinned at the camera. "Oh I'll do that soon! I'll PM you when I do, kay?" I said. I then got up and stretched. "Woo! That was, what, 6 letters? Dang..." I said.
"Well it's your fault you didn't update earlier." Vanitas said and I sighed. "I know but I was so busy! There was no way I could update each day!" I said. I then smiled. "But at least I did it now! Hooray!" I cheered.
Aura smirked. "Hey Myst, what did you get for your birthday from your family?" she asked. I smiled and jumped up. "You won't believe it! First, my parents got me a Nook! It's the original, but hey! It's awesome!" I exclaimed.
"Then, my older sister got me a credit card with $60 dollars on it! Not to mention my other sister getting ma a gift card with $50 on it!" I exclaimed, bouncing in my seat. Axel whistled. "dang..." he said. I nodded. " My cousins got me a new shirt and hoodie, and I like them a bunch! But my older brother got me..." I jumped up. "Kid Icarus Uprising! I finally have it! I only knew it by watching walkthroughs, but now I actually have it!" I squealed in excitement.
Aqua laughed. "Calm down! Wow, those are nice gifts! What will you do now?" she asked. I grinned. "Hey, David, remember when you were dared to take me any universe I wanted?" I asked. He nodded. "Of course." "Please take me to Mobius, Sonic the Hedgehog universe!" I announced.
He smiled. "Ok! Let's go!" he said, and as he took me away, the screen turned black.
19 pages...19 pages. This is the longest I have ever done. I hoped it satisfied you! Thanks to everyone who sent in a PM, saying 'Happy Birthday!' It meant a lot to me. Now, I'm gonna go see Sonic and Shadow, then eat cake and open my presents, and finally play Kid Icarus. XD
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