DEATH NOTE :
"The Road Trip Of Insanity''
Chapter : 14 :
"Chaos At A Drive Thru''
Near pulled up to an Arby's drive thru and stopped the van. Next he turned around and looked at everyone else.
"So what do you all want ? ,'' Near asked.
"I'll have a 5 ,'' Misa stated.
"I'll have a 6 ,'' L replied.
"I'll have a 10 ,'' Light replied.
Near looked at the unconscious Mellow and then kicked him in the face.
"NEAR ! ,'' Misa shouted.
Mellow opened his eyes and shook his head. He blinked and sat up.
"HYENAS ! ,'' Mellow shouted.
He passed out again.
"Is he okay ? ,'' Misa asked.
"He's fine ,'' Near said , "Light , could you please wake Mellow up ?''
"Sure ,'' he replied.
Light shook Mellow and he opened his eyes and sat up.
"What ? ,'' Mellow asked.
"What kind of sandwich do you want ? ,'' Light asked.
"A 5 ,'' he said.
Near nodded and poked his head out the window.
"Good afternoon , sir ,'' the voice said , "How are you today ?''
"Just fine ,'' Near stated , "Okay. I'll take a -
"HEY ! ,'' the voice shouted , "PUT THOSE FRENCH FRIES BACK IN THE OVEN RIGHT NOW ! WE HAVE CUSTOMERS !''
Near blinked.
"Is everything alright , sir ? ,'' he asked.
"Yes ,'' the voice stated , "Now what would you like ?''
"I'll take a - ,'' Near started.
"A number ? ,'' a female voice asked , "What number ? Number 90 ? 91 ? 21 ? 31 ? 700 ? 2000 ? What number ? OW ! DAMN IT , DAN !''
"Amy , get off the speaker ,'' Dan said.
"Why ? ,'' Amy asked.
"Because you're going to scare away our customers ,'' he replied.
"OH , SHUT UP ! ,'' Amy shouted , "I'm doing a terrific job and you know it.''
"Amy ,'' Dan said.
"But I can do this job ,'' she replied , "It's easy. What would you like , sir ? OW ! DAMN'T , DAN ! LET GO OF MY ARM !''
"Amy , step away from the speaker ,'' Dan said , "OW !''
"Ha ha ,'' Amy laughed , "Serves you right. Now what would you li-OOOOOOOOWWWWW ! LET GO OF MY HAIR , DAN ! NO FAIR !''
"Now just - OW ! ,'' he replied , "DAMN IT , AMY !''
"What's wrong ? ,'' Amy asked , "Don't liked to be kicked there ?''
"STOP FOOLING AROUND ! ,'' Dan shouted.
"HA ! YOU GONNA MAKE ME ? ,'' she asked.
"I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SHUT UP IN A MINUET ! ,'' Dan shouted back.
"OH , I'M REAL SCARED ! ,'' Amy shouted.
"DAMN IT ! DON'T SHOVE ME ! ,'' he shouted.
"DO YOU WANT SOME KETCHUP WITH YOUR WHINE ? ,'' Amy shouted.
"DON'T - AHHHHH ! ,'' Dan shouted.
"HA HA HA ! ,'' she yelled.
"I HATE WORKING WITH YOU ! ,'' Dan growled.
"RIGHT BACK AT YA , SHIT FOR BRAINS ! ,'' Amy shouted.
"SHIT FOR BRAINS ? ,'' he shouted back , "SHIT FOR BRAINS ? LOOK WHO'S TALKING ! YOU CAN'T EVEN MUTIPLY BY A HUNDRED !''
"I CAN MUTIPLY BY ANY NUMBER ! ,'' Amy shouted , "IT'S YOUR MULTIPLICATION I'D BE WORRIED ABOUT !''
"Excuse me ? ,'' Near asked.
"SHUT UP ! ,'' they both shouted.
Near opened his eyes wide.
"MY MULTIPLICATION ? ,'' Dan yelled , "PLEASE ? YOU CAN'T EVEN SUBTRACT , ADD OR DIVIDE !''
"THEN HOW DID I GET THIS JOB , HMMMM ? ,'' Amy shouted , "THAT'S RIGHT ! YOU GAVE IT TO ME , MR. STICK UP THE ASS !''
"DON'T CALL ME THAT ! ,'' he yelled.
"STICK UP THE ASS ! ,'' Amy repeated , "STICK UP THE ASS ! STICK UP THE ASS ! STICK UP THE ASS !''
"PARROT HEAD ! ,'' Dan shouted.
"ASSHOLE ! ,'' she yelled.
"BITCH ! ,'' Dan yelled.
"FINGER FUCKER ! ,'' Amy yelled.
"I'm leaving now ,'' Near said.
He drove away from the Arby's.
"WELL YOU CAN KISS MY -
END OF CHAPTER : 14.