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Oneshot Fourteen

Traumatizing

Later in the day, Danny decided to see if Clockwork and the Observants were still on top of the Fenton Ops Center. Sure enough they were, only he was met with an even worse sight than before: the Observants were pulling off their robes, to reveal Speedos and bikinis underneath.

It was traumatizing.

"Clockwork, what the heck is going on!" Danny exclaimed.

"The Observants finally realized that they are not going to achieve anything productive what with their bickering and thus decided to make a vacation of this situation also. Although I must say, that orange bikini really isn't flattering with her skin color." Clockwork observed, eliciting a glare from the Observant wearing the aforementioned swimwear.

That was it. Danny decided that he had to get all of the ghosts back in the Ghost Zone, his grave or not. He was just about to fly away when a thought occurred to him.

"Do you guys always wear swimsuits underneath your robes?" he asked bemusedly.

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Author's Note: The mysteries of life. This was inspired by Dragonian master.