I awoke the next day to find Jaspe shaking me awake and Edward gone.
"Jasper?" I asked grogily. I scanned his expression, looking for panic.
"Damn it, you're a deep sleeper!" He exclaimed, plopping down on the bed beside me. I looked around the room for any sign of Edward.
"What's wrong?" I asked him. Jasper sighed.
"Nothing. Just that Edward...made a disturbance, and was escorted from the premises, for a 'quarintined moment'." By the time he was done, he was smiling.
"So a time out?" I giggled at the thought of my big, strong Edward in a corner for being mean. Jasper laughed and nodded.
"What happened?" I was suddenly worried. Were we found out?
"Dalton made some stupid comment, and we didn't get to Edward in time..." I blinked.
"He's dead?" I asked, almost enjoying the idea.
"No, his arm is broken. Edward wasn't that stupid." Jasper smiled, revealing his razor sharp teeth. That was when I realized that this was my chance! Edward was gone somewhere, and Jasper was right here.
"Why don't we pull that prank now?" I asked, keeping my voice low. He glanced around.
"Yeah, okay. Let's talk in the HOH room, shall we?" He helped me up, and we headed toward the room, beckoning to Jacob along the way. He would make it more belivable. Once we were seated, they both stared at me, waiting for a plan.
"Okay, I want to prank Edward big. Jasper should pretend to kill me." Jacob visably gagged.
"Fine with me." Jasper smirked at Jacob's reaction. Jake rolled his eyes.
"What part would I have?" He asked me.
"Okay, if Jasper did kill me, your first reaction would be to...?" I trailed off as realization lit up his eyes. "Jazz, I saw the supply closet where they keep the human blood for competitions. How hard would it be to make it smell like freesha?" I asked. We discused the technialities for a while. Finally, we got up to set the plan into action. Jacob sat down for a snack, and Jasper announced that he was going hunting. I snuck out to the backyard, to the supply closet.
Edward's Pov
I sat in the middle of a large white room, staring at the point in the wall that I knew was a two way mirror, because I heard heartbeats, and thoughts.
Edward, I'll let you out early if you swear to keep your anger under control.
I nodded at Carlisle's thoughts.
"I promise!" I growled. Did they know how much trouble Bella could get into without me there? What would she say when she woke up and I wasn't there? I told Jasper to wake her up at exactly nine, and get her to eat something. But who knows if he really did?I saw a seamless door open. I ran out it without a second thought. This building was just a simple mile from the place Bella was. I pushed myself faster, not taking time to enjoy the sensation. I ground to a human paced jog when I got to the gate. Having humans here other that my love was inconveniant, and retarted. If I had taken a swipe at a vampire or wolf, they wouldn't be hurt, and I wouldn't be in this mess. I yanked the door open, scanning the room for my love. Strange, she wasn't here. I did a swift head count, while heading to the place Jacob was. Jasper was gone too. Maybe he won some luxury competion and took Bella out for lunch...
The f-f-rrrrooooggg...frog! Yeah, the frog jjjuuummmppp-d... jumped!
Jacob's thoughts were focused on attempting to read the children's book in his hands. Was that a thought blocking exersize? He could read perfectly.
"Where's Bella?" I asked him. He glanced up.
Boogerboogerboogerboogerboogerboogerbooger...
"The blond leech took her somewhere...uhh...Jasper." He smiled, satisfied with his mini triumph. I watched him suspiciously. I was probably just being paranoid...even so, I couldn't shake the feeling something was wrong. I sat beside Jacob, and pulled out a random book, scanning the pages quickly, until I heard a door creak open. I glanced up, to see Jasper, shame in his eyes. Wait! Those eyes were red! I stood, stalking toward him.
I'm so sorry Edward! I slipped!
I sniffed the air, catching a faint scent of freesha.
"Where's Bella?" I asked, too close to putting two and two together. Jacpb was suddenly at my side. Jasper lowered his eyes.
"You ate her leech?" Jacob shouted, furious. I was more in shock. My love...dead?
Got to make it seem real...
I was puzzled by Jacob's thought process. I sniffed the air once more. Wait...there were two freesha strains? One was here, with Jasper...but the other...had a heartbeat attached! I ran toward it, finding Bella hidden in the edge of the forest, giggling, seated on a log.
"Bella!" I shouted, and she looked up, suprised.
"Edward?" Her brow furrowed, confused, but then realization struck her features. "Aw, they slipped!" She complained. I laughed with relief.
"No, you forgot to mask your trail, and go far enough away I couldn't hear your heart." I told her, sitting by her side.
"Stupid heartbeat..." She grumbled. I pulled her into my arms, inhaling her heady scent.
"I'm not complaining." I muttered, holding her as tight as I could risk. I loved her, but this cound not go unpunished. My mind wirred as I thought up the perfect prank.
A/N: Next chapter is the Emmett kiss. Probably... And! The past poll was a tie, so I'm going to do both. And HOH is Head of Household. Anyway, the prank was, they got Jasper to drink human blood, then used some freesha to make his clothes smell like them, which is the scent identified with Bella's blood. Then they hid Bella in the forest, and did the whole Edward thing.