Chapter 13:End Of The First Week

After a long week at Beacon, it was finally Friday. Team RWBY was in there dorm working on their assigned readings their professors had given them, while Bill was taking his last visit to the infirmary.

"I hate homework," Ruby groaned.

"Well, if you want to pass this academy, you have to do it," Weiss said.

"When will we need this in real life?"

"There might be a situation when we need this knowledge."

Then, Legion went up to Ruby, gave her a book she needed, and said "Which means, keep studying." As she grabbed the book, she thought of a perfect idea.

"Wait, Legion. Could you do my homework?"

"Sorry, not in my job description."

"But, if you do it, I will buy you oil."

"Don't do it." Everyone in the room looked towards the voice, and all of their eyes widened. They all saw Bill, with his stitches off. "You guys saw what happened when he drinks oil," he said. "I am not fixing him again." There was no response, just stares. "What's wrong?" The first one to speak was Yang.

"Never mind what I said about those stiches making you look hideous," she said. "Those scars on you make you look hotter!"

"What?"

"Look in the mirror." He went to the mirror to check his face. He saw that he had a scar on top of his right eye and the top left of his lips.

"Is this why every girl in this school was looking at me," he asked himself.

Then, Yang answered "Probably."

"Don't tell me you guys are like that." Yang just sexually licked her lips.

"Ruby?" He saw that Ruby was looking at him in amazement, and he could have sworn he saw drool.

"Blake?" She had looked away, trying to hide her blush.

"Weiss don't tell you aren't like them too." He saw the heiress blushing, and covering a bloody nose.

"Weiss, is your nose bleeding?"

"NO!" Then, he kicked open the door to the secret room, and jumped in. After a few moments, he came back out, with clothes and a towel. He went towards the bathroom door, and before he opened it, he said "I hate all of you."

Then, he went in, and all that the rest of the team heard was the shower running. Then, Yang jumped of her bed, and silently went towards the door.

"Wow Yang," her sister said.

"Just why," Blake replying.

Then, Weiss shouted "You perv!"

Yang shushed them all and said "I just want to see if he's ok." Then she muttered some words that she can only hear. "And to see how big it is."

Apparently, Blake heard her. "What was that?"

"Nothing!" Then she went to open the door, but it was locked. After a few struggling seconds, she picked the lock open, and went inside.

"I feel like I should do something," Legion said.

"Me too," Ruby replied.

"But, he did say no to our deal."

"You're right. Let him suffer." As if on cue, they all heard yelling.

"YANG!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"Just visiting," they heard her say.

"GET OUT!"

"But it feels really good in here."

"Come on, I don't do this to you guys! Now, OUT!" Then, the door flung open, and the blonde girl was literary thrown out.

"Really Yang," Weiss said. "How does it feel that he may have lost all respect for you?"Yang just stood there, her face now the same color of Ruby's cape, and with a big grin.

"It. Was. Worth it," she said. Then, the bathroom door opened, with a fully clothed, and very angry, Bill.

"I especially hate you," he shouted, pointing to Yang.


After an hour of doing their work, they finally finished.

"Alright, now, who wants to eat," Ruby said. They all agreed, and went down to the cafeteria. When they got there, and got there food, RWB2Y saw Team JNPR sitting down, also eating. They decided to sit with them, and as they sat down, Nora was telling a story.

"And so, after we went to the firework factory, we-oh hey guys- decided to light one and after we did, it killed every single Ursi in the building."

"That never happened, Nora," Ren said.

"Yes it did, you just having brain problems."

"What are you guys talking about," Blake asked.

"Nora is just telling us stories," Pyrrha answered.

"Oh, can you tell us how you guys met," Ruby asked.

"Yes we can," Nora said, beginning her story. "Well, there we were at the Intergalactic Heaven of Pancakes!"

"It was an IHOP," Ren corrected.

"Rations were low and depleting, leaving thousands to starve, they only have enough for one last meal for the chosen one."

"They were low on batter, and can only make one more pancake."

"To my surprise, I was not the chosen one, I was devastated of course. But suddenly the heavens parted and showed me the true Masiyah. Ren sacrificed his very soul for me and gave up his heavenly status for my well-being."

"I had the last order, she was crying, so I gave it to her."

"From that day on, I swore to protect him at all cost to repay him for gracing me with such kindness."

"She's been stalking me ever since."

Yang was now clapping, and said "That was the best story ever told. Right Bill." Bill just glared at the blonde, and went back to eating.

"I got a question," Jaune said. "What was all that yelling back there? We could all hear it from our dorm."

Bill just put his hand on Jaune's shoulder and said "Well, nothing. But, word of advice, if Yang is ever at your house, barricade the bathroom door."

"Wait…What?"

"Yeah, lock them." They all turned, surprised, to see Legion.

"Uh, robot from day one," Jaune said.

"Legion, what are you doing out here," Bill asked.

"I like to be included." Bill turned to JNPR, with frightened faces.

"Oh, JNPR, this is my friend Legion."

"Hello," said the JPR of JNPR, except the N.

"Oh, my god! It's a badass robot guy!"

"That's exactly what I said," Ruby replied. Then, Bill continued.

"Legion, this is Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Valkayrie, and Lie Ren. Members of Team JNPR."

"Well, it is nice to meet you all." Then, Legion sat by Ruby, and got a soda can.

"How can you drink that," Ruby asked.

"I use an expensive device. An Emergency Induction Port." He then grabbed a straw.

"Legion, we talked about this, it's a straw."

"An Emergency Induction Port!"

Then, Jaune said "Well… This will be an interesting year."

All credit for Nora and Ren meeting story goes to the YouTube channel Asian Equation.