AU:
You guys wanted to see fluff, but I don't know if I will save that till the end or something.
Unless you guys want to see notes with them as a couple or whatnot.
Tell me when you want to make them a couple.
Either now, and have them have notes as a couple
Or later, and have more notes with them just friends/ enemies.
TELL ME PLEASE!
Other AU:
I've seen a lot of Dramione pick up lines, and I wanted to try some out, over notes.
So here we are.
Key:
Bold: Draco
Italics: Hermione
Normal: Blaise Zabini
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
7th year
Potions Class
Blaise.
Blaise
Hey, Blaise
What are you doing
Blaise
Hey
Over here
Pay attention to mwa.
Hello.
Earth to Blaise.
Pay attention to the most important person in this room.
Me
It's me if you didn't know.
Leedle leedle
Have you ever heard of Television?
You look like a Hufflepuff
No offense
You know who else looks like a Hufflepuff?
YOUR MOM!
ahahahahahahahhahahhahaah
I'm hilarious.
Hoo.
Man, I should be the class clown
BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAIIIIISSSSEEEE!
DSHNIOIR GWYIRFU WHROANILQUVYH
I'M WRITING LIKE PANSY NOW!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you don't pay attention now, I will take drastic measures
Okay
Here I go
IN
3
2
1
I SHIP YOU AND POTTER TOGETHER!
WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Whatcha doin?
Well I was using my master pickup lines on Ginny Weasley.
The blood traitor?
...
Did they work?
Of course they did!
Really?
Of course. I am the master at pick up lines.
Then how come she punched you in the nose.
What that? That was nothing. She's totally into me.
Not
YOU COULDN'T DO MUCH BETTER!
OF COURSE I COULD!
THEN SHOW ME!
I WILL!
fine
good
I dare you to do it to Granger.
WHAT!?
Do it.
fine
good.
Hey Granger?
What is it Draco?
If you were a dementor, I would become a criminal for your kiss.
Excuse me?
I may not be Luna (In fact quite the opposite), but I still know how to lovegood.
Luna?
My love for you if like a dying Phoenix.
Are you using pick up lines?
You don't even have to say Luminos Maxima to turn me on.
You are using pick up lines. Okay?
One night with me, and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.
Heard it before. Come up with some new ones please.
Why don't you and I look for the Room of Requirement.
It wouldn't open up to me though, because it only opens to people who WANT to see it.
I'm just like Oliver Wood. I'm a keeper.
You're a seeker.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie" I didn't except it to work.
That was pretty good, but no girl really wants to hear that.
Let me Slytherin you Griffendoor.
No.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban, and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Go on.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple, but disarming.
Mhmm.
Whenever I look in the Mirror of Erised, I see us together.
Must be disturbing.
...
Are you going to bed soon.
I don't know. Why?
Can I slytherin?
Ummmm.
Bell rang. Bye Draco.
Authors note:
Okay that's all.
Remember to answer the question at the top of this chapter.