That evening at Monica and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and the girls are all there dividing pizza amongst themselves - they ordered the Joey Special: two pizzas - while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV.
"So aside from Ross making an ass out of himself, how'd the Lamaze class go?" Rachel asked her pregnant roommate.
"It went great," Monica replied.
"Yeah, I can't believe what we were missing out on by deciding we didn't need it," Chandler added. "The other couples there are really nice and Monica and Carol actually did become mom buddies."
"See, Mon? I told you it'd happen," Ross gloated, causing Monica to humorously stick her tongue out at him. Ross then turned to Rachel and said, "And for the record, I did NOT make an a** out of myself; I just... acted like a dork."
"Eh, tomato, potato," Rachel just shrugged, completely oblivious to the fact that she said the "tomato, tomahto" phrase wrong.
Marcel, the aforementioned monkey, began to scamper about, interfering with the neatness.
Monica caught the monkey grabbing the remote to the TV and said, "Ross, your little creature's got the remote again."
"Marcel! Marcel, give Rossie the remote!" Ross' command fell on deaf ears. "Marcel! Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now!" Still no compliance. "Marce... you give Rossie the remote..."
Ross' voice trailed off after Marcel pointed the remote at the TV and pressed a particular combination of keys, activating the TV's Secondary Audio Program, resulting in the SAP logo appearing on the screen and the audio suddenly being dubbed in Spanish.
"Great," Monica deadpanned in annoyance.
"Relax, I'll fix it," Ross assured as he went to take the remote from Marcel.
Rachel watched the scene playing out in Spanish on the TV and exclaimed, "Oh, cool! 'Urkel' in Spanish is 'Urkel'!"
"How did he do this?" Ross asked as he looked at the remote.
As this was going on, Joey entered the apartment, looking extremely pleased with himself.
"Hey, Joe, where you been?" Chandler asked as he spotted Joey walking in.
"Went back to Riff's," Joey replied. "I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee; she brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries."
"Score," Chandler deadpanned, not entirely convinced.
"She is so hot!" Joey exclaimed.
Sensing where Joey was going with this, Chandler decided to step in and give a little bit of advice, "Yeah, listen, before you go and do anything, y'know, Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err..." his voice trailed off as he began to indicate Phoebe, who was currently helping Ross out with the remote.
Joey followed Chandler's advice and approached Phoebe, "Hey, Pheebs?"
Phoebe jumped up, "Yeah?"
"Would it be okay if I asked out your sister?"
Phoebe's eyes bulged in horror upon hearing the question. "Why? Why would you wanna do that? Why?"
"So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there," Joey replied back as though Phoebe were the one that was slow in the head.
Phoebe's demeanor suddenly went down a little as she began muttering, "Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, y'know, whatever, and um... I mean, it's true we were one egg once, but err, y'know, we've grown apart, so, umm... I don't know why not? Okay."
"Cool, thanks!" Joey happily exclaimed, blissfully unaware of how Phoebe really feels about the idea of Joey dating her sister. He then gestured at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about and then left the apartment, but not before taking the untouched second pizza for himself.
Poor Phoebe slumped back down onto the sofa next to Ross who, along with Rachel and the mother-and-father-to-be, were really concerned for her.
"You okay?" Ross asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine," the obviously NOT fine Phoebe replied.
"You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?" Ross suggested as the sitcom Laverne & Shirley began with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt.
Rachel and Mondler did a little dance while Phoebe gave a little grin as Ross joined in the rhythm.