9:23pm Tony Stark is bored and ready to play truth or dare
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Phil Coulson how's the trip so far guys? :) hope you're having a great time Steve and everyone hope you're having an okay time too
Nick Fury when are you back? My agents can't defeat threats as well as you lot can
Bird Barton was that a ..compliment *gasp*
Natasha Romanoff don't be an idiot. Director Fury, we will be back in a few months hopefully. Well certainly be back for Christmas for a week right Tony Stark
Tony Stark oh yeah. But I was thinking Xmas in the Bahamas with cocktails and palm trees and women in bikinis?
Pepper Potts ahem
Tony Stark yeah we will definitely be home for Xmas
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"Come on in, everyone," Tony fumbled around with the key to the front door of his villa in Spain before he opened it and everyone walked inside.
"Since when have you had this villa?" Clint asked as he looked around. "I could have used this when I came here for holiday last year with my friends."
"Friends?" Natasha scoffed. "Do you mean those animalistic men who make rude references at every comment and drink until they pass out?"
"Loads of Barton's then?" Tony smirked.
"Hey, Gary got married a few months ago! He's a proper family man now!" Clint protested. "We're not even allowed to call him Gazza the Great anymore. It's just Gary."
"God help his wife," Natasha muttered. "Anyway, dibs on the biggest bedroom and as a girl, I get to be alone."
"What?" Steve looked up but she was already running up the stairs with her suitcase.
"I'll share with Bruce-" Tony said then stopped. "Where-where is Bruce?"
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"I can't believe you lost Bruce!" Natasha snapped. "The goddamn Hulk!"
"We're sorry! We've looked all over the house in case he got lost!" Tony pouted.
"I went up to my room two hours ago! You've been searching one house for two hours? A two floor house? What a bunch of idiots. Did you think to call for him?" Natasha raised her eyebrow.
"We were-we had to be quiet." Steve said, blushing.
"Why?"
"Tony said to be quiet."
Natasha glared at Tony then sighed. "BRUCE!" She yelled. There was no reply. "So he's wandering outside. So he's lost. And might Hulk out. Where's Thor?"
"Uh..." Clint looked around and Natasha growled.
"Idiots!"
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"There's a high security search team out to look for them," Steve put down the phone as Fury hung up. Natasha rubbed her forehead in exasperation.
"They'll be fine, Tasha-" Tony began. She scowled at him. "Sorry. Natasha. It's Bruce who can control himself most of the time and Thor Odinson, a God. They're not going to get into danger."
"Bruce Banner who just spent three hours in a small helicopter and Thor Odinson, Pop-Tart lover and the man who thought flying pigs were real? Sure they will be fine."
"They will! Don't doubt my amazing ability of keeping the situation under control!" Tony said. "I've got waiters looking out for them."
"What?" Natasha said then shook her head. "I don't even care. Just find them!"
"How about you go to bed, Tasha?" Clint suggested gently. "And we'll look for them." She nodded and started to walk upstairs. Clint waved and smiled after her until they heard her shut the bedroom door. He turned to them, frowning. "Okay, gang. This is Mission Green Hammer. Steve, you and Tony go look for Thor."
"And what will you be doing?" Tony asked sceptically.
"I will be searching from the rooftops for Banner."
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It was hot. Steve didn't mind admitting that. He wasn't like Tony who was refusing to take off his jacket, claiming that he was freezing, although he was sweating. Clint didn't seem to feel it as he darted down from the roof of a hotel.
"Why don't we just text message him?" Steve suggested as Clint shook his head about his search.
"I've already done that. I'm not stupid." Tony showed them his phone.
Bruce where r u science bro because nat is worried bout u! Also seen THOR THE GUY WITH THE HAMMER MAN? Tony
"Alright..." Steve paused. "What now?"
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Natasha woke up to someone knocking on the door. She glanced at the alarm clock and saw that it was 3am. She groaned and went down to answer it. There was a man wearing a SHIELD uniform and a woman wearing a black dress.
"Miss Romanoff?" The woman asked.
"Yeah?"
"Your friends, Mr Stark, Mr Barton and Mr Rogers, have been arrested."
"Again?!" She sighed. "Do I have to bail them out? And have you found Mr Banner and Mr Odinson?"
"Yes. Kind of." The man looked sheepish. "Mr Banner was um green and was sat on the beach. And Mr Odinson was arrested for being drunk and disorderly. But he got bailed out by Mr Stark before Mr Stark then assaulted one of our police officers, yelling uh JARVIS at him."
"God. I'm going to put on a coat and then I'll come collect them."
"Thank you!" The woman sighed and they both got back in their police cars.
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"Bruce?" Steve approached the Hulk as they all went down the beach.
"I can't believe you assaulted a police officer." Natasha muttered and Tony glared at her.
"I was drunk. He was pretending to be a robot. I thought he had kidnapped JARVIS."
"Are you crazy?"
"Nah."
"Bruce!" Steve called again. "Come on, big guy."
The Hulk looked round and stared at them. "Hulk friends here. Hulk happy."
"Yeah! Hulk go back to Banner?" Clint asked hopefully.
"Hulk like bird. Hulk like man with beard. Hulk like spider. Hulk like blonde. Where Hulk friend hammer?"
"Thor's just otherwise occupied." Tony smiled. "C'mon, Bruce."
"Kay." The Hulk wandered off and they waited for a few minutes. Bruce's voice piped up from behind a rock. "Guys?"
"Bruce!" Tony cheered and ran up to him. "Argh! You're naked!"
"That's what I was about to say before you came over here." Bruce sighed. Steve laughed. "Can I have some clothes?"
"Here have my jacket..." Tony said and there was a zipping sound. "And my pants. I don't mind just wearing underwear."
"He's used to it because he's such a man-whore." Natasha said as they came out. Bruce smiled weakly at her.
"Can we just go back to the villa?" He asked. They all set off back and Steve led the way.
Don't worry Thor's gonna be safe and sound in bed when they get back :)
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