Author - LukeTano (from the Jedi Council Forums)
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Count Dooku

I will not turn in Darth Sidious. I will not tell the Jedi about the Sith.

It was Rune's plan anyway. Also, Rune hired a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to take care of Padmé. We got tired of waiting for Sidious and did it ourselves. Besides, what if they trace it to you? Better us than you. That's what my Mom told me anyway. She's smart and got all A's in school and didn't cheat. Also, Rune and I got the same grades because we looked at each other's papers.

Anyway, Rune can't seem to remember who Aayla Secura is. Did he got amnesia?

Also, why do you wave your hand like that? Are you trying to say hi?

Hi.

It's amazing how you can tell us something and we instantly want to go do it. Like you just did now. You really have a way with words. What is your secret?

Also, do you want Yoda after you? They would easily blame us, or so that dude from Geonosis said. He said he could help us produce a droid army. Also, I should mention, Jango was lazy and hired a changling named Zann, but she/he (hard to tell) was going to tell and we told Jango not to have any witnesses. So he poisoned her. So she died. Hope Sidious won't be too disappointed that we gave Jango the authority to kill her. She/he mighta been useful, but she/he lost an arm or something and Skywalker was trying to force her to talk. It seems he was threatening her, in front of his master no less, and it was working. They only just saw Jango, barely. He said he was going back to Kamino, which I've never heard of before. Jango is the best we hear. Anyway, he's worried that they might trace the dart, but he says a man called Tyranus told him that the Jedi won't find Kamino and it won't matter. Rune's mom, also smart, told me to tell Jango to use something made in the Deep Core, one of those planets around that big dark star, what're those things called? They trap light. , in the center of the galaxy, to throw the Jedi off, but he didn't listen. I hope there's nothing on Kamino that the Jedi shouldn't find. Jango seemed kinda nervous and said, "What if they trace the dart?" and I said, "Kill the Jedi and have Dooku, Sidious, and Tyranus, and the big droid army we're building gun them down. Maybe run away if they get too close and lead them here. I know what you're thinking...dumb huh, but what if we have our droids made there on Geonosis? And we let lots of Jedi come to rescue any Jedi Jango leads there, and we wipe them out with the secret droid army? That Geonosian leader gave me the idea. They have some cool guns by the way.

We have a surprise for the Jedi on Geonosis. We're getting together as you said. The Banking Clan and the Techno Union leaders are coming, along with the Geonosian leader I told you about. If we get them, we'll have followers with influence as far as into the Rishti Maze. With that kinda cash, we could have droids gunning down the Chancellor and making Sidious the Emperor of the Galaxy within about a year, if the Jedi hold out really well.

Anyway, when are we going to take care of Palpy? He's been really annoying. He's worse than Padmé. They'll blame this whole assassination attempt thing on me as I have an axe to grind with her. Oh, somebody else gave me all these ideas. The two brain cells in my head want more company than each other.

Anyway, Palpy's been at least as annoying as Padmé. Also, Anakin kinda likes her, or so we heard. Our Senator spy said he heard Anakin seem quite happy to be with Padmé after several years. Maybe we can threaten her to lure him to our cause. That was the spy Senator's idea.

I even failed my blood test and my IQ test came back negative. I really can't come up with any ideas.

Anyway, Palpy's helped her solve the Crisis, or at least encouraged her and has made things for us very difficult. Also, Sidous won't be able to become Emperor with him in the way. We've gotta axe the Chancellor at some point.

Viceroy Gunray