You're Not Helping

Summary: Ever since joining the team, Tim has always had a slight, okay major, crush on Miss Martian's adoptive little brother. Bart eventually finds out and wants to help set them up. Only if Tim can help the impulsive speedster with a certain Blue Beetle.

Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice.

A/n:

Garfield pulled his lips away from Tim's as he was laid back on the bed with the Boy Wonder hovering over him.

"W-Wait..."

Robin looked down at Garfield in concern and sat back, "What's wrong?"

"This...is all too fast for me," Garfield waved his hand as his other hand was placed over his own heart, "Wow, that...that was my first kiss..."

Tim bit his lower lip and blushed, "I-It was my first kiss too,"

Beastboy looked at Robin with a 'yeah right' sort of look, but then eyes widen when he was Tim was for real.

"Seriously?"

"I-I don't go around kissing people you know," Robin rubbed his head and looked down, "I've been training, fighting crime and all that, too busy to do stuff like that...I was never taught, always saved something like that for someone special and knew the time was right,"

The shifter looked touched at Robin's words then smiled as he leaned closer, "W-Well, I'm honored,"

Robin then smiled shyly and leaned over to kiss Garfield's cheek, "So...?"

"Just...give me some time okay? Go slow and start out fresh" Garfield finally said with a blush as Robin smiled triumphantly, "But this also means stay away from Spoiler and Zachary,"

"Why them?" Robin looked at him in pure confusion.

Garfield decided not to go into it and shyly kissed Robin's cheek in return, making the Boy Wonder have a goofy smile on his face.

"Just don't okay?"

"Noted," Tim teased, as Beastboy laughed and hit him playfully with a pillow.

xXxXx

"Eres tan hermosa mi speedster," A voice whispered in the darkness as he leaned forward and pressed soft kissing onto the creamy skin, "Dioses, ¿qué he hecho para merecer un ángel?"

"Ngggh...dude...I-I wish I knew what y-you're...mmmm...saying right now," Another voice moaned quietly as he tilted his head to the side happily.

"Si te lo dijera, entonces no sería divertido mi amor," The first voice chuckled as he kissed up to the jawline then to his cheek softly, "¿Te he dicho lo increíblemente hermosa que eres?"

"Shut up...just shut up and kiss me," The second voiced whined as he reached over his partner and kissed his lips ever so passionately.

xXxXx

"Where did Blue and Imp go?"

Conner blinked as he watched his frantic lover look around worriedly, since Black Canary dismissed them of the therapy.

"I thought they were just here," The Kryptonian halfa glanced around with a frown, now noticing the two teens were missing.

"Gah! Sneaky little demons," Wally snapped his fingers as he pouted and folded his arms, "I bet they went to Jaime's house or something,"

"Wally, calm down," Superboy wrapped his arms around Wally's waist and kissed his cheek softly, "They'll be fine, after all, they need each other now more than ever...just like us,"

The Kid Flash calmed down a bit and leaned into Superboy's warmth, "MMm, when did I get so lucky?"

"I could ask the same thing,"

Wally's eyes widen as he snapped his head over along with Conner looking up calmly as Artemis stood with her arms folded and looking pissed, dressed in her archer's uniform, along with a calm floating Miss Martian and Aqualad behind them looking at the two boys with pity.

"A-Artie?" Wally stuttered out as he moved out of Superboy's embrace.

"Don't 'Artie' me," The blond shook her fist to him but was held back by M'gann.

"Wow, this isn't how I thought our reunion would be," Nightwing suddenly ninja'd his way between Superboy and Kid Flash, looking a bit innocent and smiling.

"Yo, Winged Wonder, not helping dude," Wally spoke after jumping up in surprise and TOTALLY did not scream like a girl, "You little troll, how long have you been here?"

"Since just now," Nightwing shrugged then looked at everyone, "Did I interrupt something?"

xXxXx

Zachary laughed as he looked at the screens, smiling coyly at the sudden events.

"This is getting better than I thought,"

Arsenal watched with a raised brow, particularly gazing at Nightwing longingly. Zachary rolled his eyes at this and slapped at the archer's arm.

"Ow, what?" The red head asked irritated as he faced the blue eyes of Zach's.

"Okay, seriously, the lovey dovey shit is ruining my concentration," The magician snorted annoyingly then smiled, "Should I amp up another opportunity for you my archer?"

"Why are you doing this anyways, for me at least?" Arsenal asked all of a sudden, "And how is it you're okay that I've...we've...done things yet I'm pinning after another guy,"

"Вы совершенно раздражает вы знаете?" Zachary muttered then rolled his eyes, "Were you thinking something sentimental about us or something? I told I'd offer my services for free, no strings or emotions attached. Unless you've grown some feelings for me, then we've got serious issues,"

"You serious?"

"As serious as the guy in that movie with the cutie wizard boy with glasses," Zachary smiled then touched his own chin as he placed on a thinking face, "What we need is a new player on the scene to spice things up,"

Arsenal rolled his eyes this time, "Don't you ever get tired of meddling into people's business?"

"Nah, it's way too much fun," Zachary snickered and winked at the archer, "Besides, you love me that way eh?"

"Shut up,"

xXxXx

Bart sighed happily as he snuggled into Jaime's arms as they lied next to each other face to face on Jaime's bed. After the session with Canary, Bart couldn't take it any longer and speed dragged Jaime to his house, quick and easy that no one saw, raced to the bedroom, locking the door and jumping on the bed. Thus how the heavy make out session began. Good thing they were stopped while they could, otherwise, they wouldn't be clothed right now.

"This...is totally crash," Impulse whispered and giggled as Blue was nuzzling and kissing the speedster's cheek, murmuring in agreement.

"Very crash amante," He whispered then looked at Bart with a smile, "I'm glad we've opened up more, I think Black Canary's session pays off,"

"Sorry for crying on you like that though, I felt so moded and embarrassed,"

"Hey, hey, none of that now," Jaime chided as he pecked Bart's lips sweetly, "No more moding okay, crash the mode and all right?"

Bart smiled and nodded as he leaned closer, "Totally,"

xXxXx

Zachary raised a brow as he stood in the Cave's new grotto alone and stared up at a familiar fallen with a calculated look. He decided to curiously explore the place since Arsenal was called out to his mentor, Green Arrow, for a private meeting.

"Hello, and who might you be," Zachary muttered at the holo-graphic image of a young man his age, then glanced down at the silver plate, "Jason Todd, Robin II, fought the great fight to the very end. Will be missed."

Zachary then smiled a bit and nodded in approval, "This will do,"

He suddenly waved his hands.

"Stneidergni dna skooblleps ym eraperp!" And suddenly many books and boogles and shingles of magic stuff appeared, "Won lleps laviver a em dnif!"

He then sat down cross legged to the ground as he saw a book hovering infront of him, turning the pages by themselves as Zachary quickly scanned it with quick and keen eyes then smiled to himself.

"A difficult spell, but perfect either way," He then waved one white gloved hand in the air and softly chanted, "Ddot nosaj dellac eno eht fo sniamer dna senob eht em evig!"

Suddenly a dark powder and white dirt covered bones and grimy flesh appeared before him and landed into the wooden bowl Zachary somehow provided. The young magic user then removed a glove and pressed a sharp knife to his palm and closed his palm over it tightly, watching as the blood formed around it. He then released his hand from the blade and watched the dark crimson liquid flow down the bowl.

"Hself eno sa ekam dna senob eht htiw wolf doolb siht tel,"

Zachary then watched as a white, black, red and yellow lights flow from the bowl as Zachary used his other non-injured hand to wave around and watch as the ingredients mix together. He then grabbed into his pockets a bag of red hair he got thankfully from Arsenal and poured the contents into the bowl. Smiling he then added a strand of cloth from Nightwing's costume, and a piece of hair from the current Robin and placed them in the bowl too.

"Niaga elohw emoceb dna sehsa eht morf esir won, tsol saw tahw eviver gnivil eht morf sgnireffo eseht yam!" Zachary chanted and raised his hands up and winced, closing his eyes as an explosion and a bright light surrounded him.

xXxXx

A red alert blared around the cave and the original memebers of the team looked up in confusion and Nightwing was the first to react.

"It's coming from the Grotto!"

xXxXx

Robin and Beastboy jumped up at the sound of the alarms, looked at each other then took action and ran out the door.

xXxXx

Bart and Jaime blinked as their communicators went off and suited up quickly in their uniforms and raced back to the mountian.

xXxXx

Everyone from the team gathered around the Grotto worried and in panics as Nightwing walked up to the unconscious body of Zachary and some other body, a skinny male with shaggy like reddish hair with black strands, curled up and hiding his face. The leader bent down and checked on the magician, luckily, he was still breathing.

"Dude, who is that?" Beastboy pointed out next to Zachary as he stood beside his sister.

"And why is he naked? Bart asked but then whined as Jaime covered his eyes, which M'gann also did for Garfield.

"Dunno..." Nightwing tilted his head as he crouched over to the new body, then jumped a bit as a harsh hand grabbed his wrist and looked up at him.

Familiar blue eyes stared at him, as the boy then smirked, "Long time no see Dickie boy,"

Tim looked shocked and gulped, "I-It can't be..."

Nigtwing glared at the boy before him as the said boy just kept smirking coolly, "But it is,"

"Awwww why can't I see the naked guy?" Both Bart and Garfield whined as Jaime and M'gann hit their heads softly and both spoke with a sigh,

"Gar..."

"Amante..."

"You're not helping,"

What?!...WHAT?! I really do need to lie down now! Please read and review kiddies :D Tell me your favorite parts? Quotes? Character of the chapter? I have so many I just can't decide xD Please do, and thank you for reading!