CURRENT TITLE HOLDERS
WORLD CHAMPION-"The Impact Player" Fox McCloud
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION-"The Showstopper" Klonoa
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS-Mario and Luigi
HARDCORE CHAMPION-"The Lord of Darkness" Ganondorf
TELEVISION CHAMPION-King Bowser
WOMEN'S CHAMPION-Princess Zelda
The opening music video played featuring all 6 of the champions and the new MELEE logo blazed across the screen with a new metallic style. A brand new barrage of fireworks opened up and the arena erupted with cheers. Their were entrances on both sides of the arena for the superstars to come .
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Ultimate Gaming Wrestling Federation! We're being broadcast live around the world on the Friday Night Thrillzone! We're here live in the grand Dreamland Arena for MELEE! I'm Plusle, alongside my broadcast colleague, Minun!"
"We're five nights removed from Judgement Day, 5 titles changed hands, one had a controversial ending, it was a violent pay per view to say the least." Said Minun. "Tonight we have an amazing main event. After last week's main event that was interrupted by Klonoa, Ganondorf and Bowser hope to finally settle their feud in a Champion vs Champion grudge match, with No Holds Barred rules!"
"First up tonight, the new tag team champions, Mario and Luigi are in action against Mega-Man and Bomber-Man in a non title match!"
NON-TITLE MATCH-Mario and Luigi v. Mega-Man and Bomber-Man
Mario and Luigi now had the rights to call themselves champions after defeating DK and Diddy in a brutal Tag Team Tables match for the UGWF Tag Team Championship. In the end, Diddy was severely injured as he jumped onto DK who was about to be powerbombed off the stage through 3 tables. Diddy had been right under DK after smacking the hard concrete floor.
Mega-Man and Bomber-Man had recently come of a lose against the brand new team of Scorpion and Subzero, also known as Gaming's Most Wanted. Despite their loss, Mega-Man and Bomber-Man used their high flying arsenal to keep Luigi and Mario on their toes. At one point, Mega-Man launched himself over the top rope with a moonsault but missed, allowing Luigi to score a Twist of Fate on the outside.
"Many people think Bomber-Man is the weaker partner of the Techno Twisters." Saiud Plusle.
"Bomber-Man prefers more ground attacks then high flying attacks but Mega-Man and Bomber-Man are a good team none the less." Said Minun.
Luigi rolled Mega-Man into the ring and Mario caught Bomber-Man with a hard right and then bounced off the ropes, delivering the Fire-Arm, but Bomber-Man tossed the referee into Mario, stunning the ref and sending him out of the ring. Mega-Man had gotten back his strength, and gave a low blow on Mario, allowing Bomber-Man to bounce off the second rope for a hard missile dropkick.
"Nicely done Tornado DDT by Mega-Man!" said Plusle.
All of a sudden, DK came running to the ring, and took advantage of the ref being down, allowing DK to bash Luigi over the head with a steel chair. Mario took notice to this, but he missed the shot, allowing DK to lock the Bananna Lock on Mario, draining Mario of his energy. DK then turned that into a Bannana Slam, leveling the tag team champions.
Mega-Man and Bomber-Man slowly got back to their senses and Bomber-Man dragged Mario to the second rope where Mega-Man nailed the Kryptic Missle, Bomber-Man hit the Bomber-DDT, and while Bomber-Man got onto all fours, Mega-Man bounced off the ropes and hit a Rebound Shooting Star Press.
"See, this is why Mega-Man and Bomber-Man are such a great team!" said Minun. "They're fun to watch and they're very athletic."
"That's not what I'm watching right now. They're capitalizing on DK's attack!" said Plusle.
Luigi got back in the ring and tried whacking Mega-Man but Bomber-Man hit a low blow on Luigi allowing Mega-Man and Bomber-Man to hit the Eliminator on Luigi, for the 3 count.
"Here are your winners, Mega-Man Bomber-Man, the Techno Twisters!"
"Thanks to Donkey Kong, the Techno Twisters pick up a huge victory over the tag Team Champions!" said Minun.
DK then grabbed a mic.
"Mario!" he yelled. "You think you can just walk away with the tag titles and put my own partner on the sidelines like that? Well I don't need him to show the world why I am a force to be reckoned with! Next week, I want you one on one!"
DK tossed the mic down and left the ring, a furious and enraged look on his face and in his eyes.
"DK's furious over the loss at Judgement Day, and he's taking it out on Mario and Luigi!" said Plusle.
"Well the battles between Mario and DK have been well documented thus far, so we can expect that these two will later settle their differences. And their match next week sounds interesting."
BAKSTAGE-DR. TRINO'S OFFICE
Trino was seen backstage talking on his cell phone. A knock was heard on the door.
"Come in." said Trino.
Shadow stormed in, with a dark smirk on his face.
"Ah, Shadow. What can I do for you?" said Trino, coming up with a calm face.
"You know goddamn well what you can do for me Trino." Said Shadow, angrily. "You saw Klonoa regain the Intercontinental Championship right?"
Trino nodded. "It was a very good match, even though it took a long time for you Shadow to get onto the scaffold."
"That's not the point and you know it. I want, no I DEMAND a rematch against Klonoa for the Intercontinental Championship!"
"Well I can't give that to you Shadow. See, you're not the Number One Contender anymore to Klonoa's title, you have to earn it, just like everyone else."
"And why would I have to do that? I'm clearly the most dominate superstar on the roster. Hell, I'll stake that clam against any one else that thinks they're better then me!"
The General Manager thought for a moment, sitting down in his seat and reading the match card.
"Well let's see…" said Trino. "the show's already started, the match card is already set…but I can give you a Number One Contender's match."
Shadow nodded and started to leave.
"Oh and Shadow…I chose who your opponent is."
Shadow left.
RINGSIDE
"A number one contender's match for the Intercontinental Championship?" said Minun. "Now that sounds promising."
"I agree." Said Plusle. "Coming up after the break, Kayden Seyak and Sonic the Hedgehog face off in a Judgement Day re-match!"
JUDGEMENT DAY REMATCH-"The Prince of Xtreme" Prince Kayden v. "The Franchise" Sonic the Hedgehog
Kayden and Sonic's match opened Judgement Day, and the two of them pulled off a good match, and even though Kayden lost, despite his best efforts and his unpredictable fighting style, he showed the world he could hang with the best. Tonight though, the tables were turning in Kayden's favor. The Prince of Xtreme took advantage of any one of Sonic's mistakes.
"Kayden's on a roll here tonight!" said Plusle.
"I agree. Sonic's having a hard t-hey!" yelled Minun.
Silver came walking out and distracted Sonic. Kayden, unaware of what was going on, grabbed Sonic from behind, nailed his Xtreme Flip Piledriver, and covered Sonic for the 3 count.
"Here is your winner, the Prince of Xtreme. Prince Kayden!"
Kayden didn't have much time to celebrate as Silver got into the ring and attacked Kayden. Sonic tried to help but got the Silver Shining Wizard kick, that laid out Sonic. Silver then turned his attention to Kayden and locked him in the Emerald Lock. Kayden had a high threshold for pain, refusing to tap. As Kayden held his leg, Silver bounced off the ropes and nailed Kayden with a hard Silver Wizard kick.
"Silver has sent a hard message to Kayden and Sonic!" said Plusle. "We saw Silver get eliminated in the TV Title Gauntlet last Sunday at Judgement Day!"
"Silver really is an amazing athlete, but if he wants to take it out on Kayden, he'd better be expecting Kayden to attack right back." Said Minun.
BACKSTAGE
"Ladies and gentleman, Leyla Fray here, my guest at this time, she is the former Women's Champion, the Theif, Rouge the Bat. Now Rouge, last Sunday, you lost the Women's Championship against Zelda. How disappointed do you think you feel after-"
"Dissapointed?!" yelled Rouge. "Dissapointed does not even begin to describe the way I'm feeling right now! Mark my words, I WILL be Women's Champion soon!"
"That's kind of hard to see…you've lost to the likes of Amy and Peach, and if you can't even beat them, how can you hope to beat Zelda?"
Rouge, still furious over her loss, then started to get angry, then slapped Leyla right across the face. Leyla then punched Rouge right in the gut and kicked her hard in the shoulder, this erupted into a cat fight. The referees got involved and split them apart.
RINGSIDE
"Well that's one way to get into a fight with Rouge." Said Minun.
"Speaking of the Women's Championship, Zelda defends her newly won title against the Pink Spitfire, Amy Rose."
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH-Princess Zelda v. Amy "Spitfire" Rose
Amy was looking forward to not only beating Peach, but also hoping to regain her Women's Championship. Unforunatley, Zelda had other plans. After a Rose Kick that Zelda barely kicked out of, Zelda put the Sptifire away with a Royal Decree for the 3 count.
"Here is your winner, and still Women's Champion, Princess Zelda!"
"Zelda showed the world she is a force to be reckoned with in the Women's Division!" said Plusle.
"Heh…" said Minun. "Only if she can beat Rouge in the re-match, which I'm looking forward too."
BACKSTAGE"Leyla Fray here, my guest at this time, he is the brand new UGWF Television Champion, Bowser. Last Sunday at Judgement Day, you were the mystery final entrant in the TV Title Battle Royal Gauntlet, defeating Crash to win the title. What are your thoughts on your Champion versus Champion main event match that will happen later tonight with your former tag team partner, and the new Hardcore Champion, Ganondorf?"
"Well you all know, me and Ganon were the very first UGWF Tag Team Champions. Me and him were unstoppable together. Then we lost the tag titles in the TLC Match at Backlash, and instead of getting a rear match, I got my ass kicked by my own tag team partner. Last Wednesday, I tried once again to beat Ganon…but because of Klonoa, the score remains unsettled. So tonight is where it all ends."
Bowser left.
RINGSIDE"The Champion vs Champions match is later on tonight, but right now the World Champion has an important announcement to make concerning his next title defense at our next Pay-Per-View: NO MERCY."
Fox's music played and he came out, with the World title belt on his waist. His waist was taped from being speared off the stage at Judgement Day. He got a mic.
"You know…I got a lot of heat and anger vented at me last Sunday before the main event." Said Fox. "Everyone was saying that I stood no change against Banjo. The Title was on the line, it was a Last Man Standing match. For those of you that didn't watch the pay per view…it is best if you see for yourself what went down at Judgement Day."
Footage of the controversial ending aired, Fox watching as well.
"Now…as a result of the draw, I am still your World Champion. Banjo had to almost kill himself, just to stand a chance against me! He knows damn well that he stands no change against me! That's the second time that he's lost to me! No one can beat me!"
Banjo's music played and he came out.
"I think someone has something to say about that!" said Plusle.
"This is gonna be good…" said Minun. "Sparks are gonna fly tonight."
Banjo got in the ring and got mic, and went right up to Fox.
"You think that just because of one little mistake that I made, you have the right to jap your jaw about how great you are?" said Banjo. "You want to walk the walk and talk the talk?"
"I know I can beat you! I've beaten you before!" said Fox. "I can beat you anyday of the week!"
"Then how about we have our re-match, right here, right now!"
The crowd erupted at the very idea the two stared eachother down. Suddenly, Crash's music hit.
"What's Crash doing out here?" said Plusle.
"Looks like he's got pretty important to say." Said Minun.
Crash got into the ring with a mic. "Woah, woah, sorry to break up the talk here guys. Looks like now might be a good time to unveil my grand idea."
"What idea are you talking about?" said Fox.
"Well…after seeing your Last Man Standing Match…and after seeing the other superstars backstage…I got to thinking…make a match for the main event at No Mercy. One opponent on each corner…in one corner, we have the UGWF World Champion: The Impact Player himself, Fox McCloud!"
The crowd cheered as Fox did his pose at the mention of his name.
"In the other corner…the Unstoppable Powerhouse, Banjo!"
The crowd cheered more.
"And yet another corner, me! The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death-Defying Swanton Maniac: Crash Bandicoot!"
The crowd cheered as well.
"Sounds good to me. I'll take on both of you at the same time at No Mercy!" said Fox.
"You won't be walking out of No Mercy with the title around your waist Fox." Said Banjo. "That title belongs to me."
"Easy there Banjo…you might not want to get so cocky…because I have one last trick up my sleeve." Said Crash. "You see…after Judgement Day, I approached Trino with the same idea I am talking to you about. However, I decided to make things more intresting. Trino has ordered a special 10-Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal to find a FOURTH entrant that will be in the main event at No Mercy, next week!"
The crowd erupted and cheered as the crowd started chanting Fox's name. All three of them had a stare down before leaving.
BACKSTAGE
"I'm standing by now with the former Hardcore Champion, The Rabid Echidna: Knuckles. Knuckles, last Sunday you lost the Hardcore Championship to the newly crowned Lord of Darkness: Ganondorf. Having lost the title, how do you feel?"
"Well it's like they say, one door closes, another opens. My thoughts are now set on a new gold. I'm gonna win the World Heavyweight Championship."
Knuckles left.
RINGSIDE
"Knuckles now has a new goal!" said Minun. "Let's hope he can rebound from his title loss."
"Coming up after the break, Crash Bandicoot and Conker face off." Said Plusle.
A promo aired with Matt practicing in a ring lit by light in the darkness. He turned his attention to the camera and said "My name is Matt Htarnok. I am the Falcon Knight and I am coming to No Mercy."
"Woah, Matt looks forward to make an impact at our next Pay-Per-View: No Mercy!" said Plusle.
"Let's see if Matt can match the success of Kayden." Said Minun.
SINGLES MATCH-"The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying Swanton Maniac" Crash Bandicoot v. Conker the Squirrel.
Conker, still furious that he couldn't end his losing streak, fought with everything he could to keep Crash down. Fans were surprised at the questionable tactics he used on Crash. Crash was still coming off the shock and heartbreak of what happened at Judgement Day. He had pinned Tails, and thought he had won the Television Championship back, only to find out that there was a eighth opponent was Bowser. One King Slam and a Banzai Drop later, Crash was leaving the stadium without his championship.
"Conker is really taking it to Crash here!" said Plusle.
"This is exactly the kind of momentum the Conker needs to put him in the title picture!" said Minun.
Crash had the match in the palm of his paw as he nailed Conker with a corkscrew neckbreaker, now his new Whisper in the Wind move, allowed him to swoop up to the top rope and attempt the Swanton Bomb, only for Conker to roll out of the way. Conker then nailed Crash with a Backcracker, which he called the Nutcracker, jumped to the top rope and nailed the Squirrel Wrath Press.
Just as Conker went for the pin, Bowser's music suddenly played.
"Woah? What's the TV Champ doing here?" said Minun.
Bowser made his way to the ring and got into the ring, bashing Conker over the head with the TV Title. The ref called for the bell.
"Here is your winner by disqualification, Conker!"
"Allright, enough's enough Bowser!" said Minun.
Bowser picked Crash up and threw him right out of the ring then started stalking Conker. Conker fought back hard with hard lefts and rights but Bowser simply pushed Conker back. Crash then got back into the ring and as Bowser was fighting Conker on the outside, Crash leaped from the top rope for a huricanrana, only to be given a hard powerbomb right into the steel ring post.
"Bowser has just taken things to the next level!" said Plusle.
Crash lay on the floor, clutching his back, grunting in pain. Conker was then thrown into the ring and Bowser then scooped upand nailed with a King Falling Powerslam, then things looked bad as Bowser slowly climbed to the top rope. Suddenly, Tails came running out and pushed Conker out of the way, saving him as Bowser landed on the canvas. Tails helped Crash up and Conker got to the ramp along with Tails and Crash.
BACKSTAGE
"Ladies and Gentleman, Layla Fray here, my guest at this time, he is the Intercontinental Champion: Klonoa! Now Klonoa, at Judgement Day, you regained your title from Shadow the Hedgehog in that Scaffolding match. What other challenges do you think lay on the horizon for the Showstopper?"
"Well Layla, I am more then happy to focus now on the slew of challengers who wish to challenge me for my Intercontinental Championship. Last night, I put to rest the Cerebral Assasin as I watched him plummet and crash through those tables
Klonoa left.
RINGSIDE
"Up next, Gamig's Most Wanted and the Chaotix go head to head as Subzero faces Vector."
SINGLE'S MATCH-Subzero W/ Scorpion v. Vector W/ Espio
Many expected this to be a sneak peek at the rivalry between the GMW and the Chaotix. Espio and Scorpion meanwhile had their own little fight on the rampway. As the referee became distracted with the fight, Subzero took his opportunity and clocked Vector on the head with it, dropping him to his knees. Subzero bounced off the ropes and nailed the Freezer Boot, allowing Subzero to score the 3 count.
"Here is your winner, Subzero!"
"Subzero picks up a point to start off the rivalry between the GMW and the Chaotix!" said Plusle.
"Scoprion and Espio should be facing off soon." Said Minun.
BACKSTAGE
Kayden was seen practicing backstage with hard kicks and excerising. His foot was suddenly caught by a white glove.
"Hey, easy there Kay…" she said in a seductive voice.
"Oh hey Rouge." Said Kayden, putting his leg down. "I'm really sorry to hear you lost your title to Zelda."
"That's the least of my worries right now. Look, I had a really great time on that date you took me out on the romantic date back on Xtreme Island, thanks for the good times." She said and gave him a soft kiss on the cheek.
Kayden blushed a little. "Err…anytime Rouge. I take it you saw my match?"
"Yeah, ummm…Kayden? Can I ask you something?"
Kayden stretched and laid back against his wall with his arms crossed. "Sure thing."
"Well you see…I'm looking for a manager now. Would you be interested?"
Kayden thought for a moment. A manager would be just what he need to getting his first title.
"Sure. I could use the extra boost up the title ladder." Said Kayden.
Rouge smiled and hugged him. "Oh and by the way, I'm free this weekend…so wanna head to the Dreamland Buffet after work?"
"Sounds great to me." Said Kayden.
Rouge winked. "Catch ya later, hot stuff."
Kayden watched as Rouge walked off. He smiled and turned away to start walking only to be met by a thunderous chair shot right to his head. The white hedgehog known as Silver viciously attacked Kayden, throwing him right through pipes then sealing the deal with a vicious Emerald Lock. As Kayden desperately tried to limp and crawl to his feet, Silver delivered one more chair shot. Silver stood over his fallen pray.
"You and me have an unfinished score to settle Seyak." Said Silver. He tossed the chair down. Kayden lay there, busted open and laying there unconscious.
RINGSIDE
"What the heck did Silver mean by 'unfinished score'?" said Plusle.
"Silver has recently been on a losing streak for three straight pay per views, so maybe this is his way of making an impact." Said Minun. "Coming up after the break,Klonoa and Wario face off."
NON-TITLE MATCH-"The Showstopper" Klonoa v. Wario W/Waluigi
Klonoa had regained his Intercontinental Championship against Shadow in an extremely brutal Scaffolding match against his arch nemesis, Shadow the Hedgehog. Wario meanwhile had failed to capture the TV Title in the Battle Royal Gauntler. Taking out his anger on the Intercontinental Champion, Wario used Waluigi to keep Klonoa on his toes.
Eventually, Waluigi got caught, holding Klonoa's leg before he hit Sweet Chin Music. The ref saw this and argued with Waluigi, ordering him back to the locker room.
"About time!" said Plusle. "Now this is a fair one on one match up!"
"What?" Said Minun. "Waluigi is just helping Wario."
"By hitting Klonoa when the ref's back is turned? That sounds more like it's 2 against 1."
"Hey, we all have our opinions."
Klonoa took notice of Wario's distraction and as Wario turned around, he walked right into Sweet Chin Music followed by the Cabbitsault for the 3 count.
"Here is your winner, the Intercontinental Champion, The Showstopper: KLONOA!"
Waluigi tried getting involved but got Sweet Chin Music as well.
BACKSTAGE-Dr. Trino's Ofice
Layla was seen walking to Trino's office.
"Evening Ms. Fray." Said Trino. "What can I do for you?"
"Well seeing as how you're letting Kayden and Matt compete at No Mercy, I figured I'd want to compete as well. Against Rouge."
"Well Layla…if you want a match against Rouge, you'll have to earn it. Tell you what, I'll make a match next week. If you can beat Peach, then you have your match."
The thunder vixen nodded, walking out. She was met with Matt.
"Layla! You got to come quick! It's about Kayden!"
Layla and Matt ran to the locker room where a brusied and bloody Kayden lay on one of the seats.
"Kayden! What happened to you?!" said Layla.
"Rggh…Silver…" Grunted Kayden.
The wrestler doctor examined his eyes. "Definitley a concussion. I suggest taking a few weeks off in order to repair." He stood up and went to the other superstars who were injured.
Kayden sat there, wiping the blood from his face. "I have to face Silver…"
Layla put her paw on his shoulder. "I don't think you should…Silver's merciless in the ring."
"I don't back down from anything…I'll face him. I guarenteee a Team Xtreme full sweep at No Mercy." Said Kayden
A/N: To fully understand the rivalry between Kayden and Silver, you must read Xtreme Heroes Episode 1. COME ON PEOPLE! DOES ANYBODY EVER NOTICE MY WORK NOW?!
RINGSIDE
"It's gonna be tough for Team Xtreme to make a full sweep at No Mercy." Said Minun. "If Kayden's wounds heal and Matt and Layla match the success of Kayden, then they are sure to make their marks in the business."
"Up next, the World Heavyweight Champion is in action against Captain Falcon in a non title match!" said Plusle
NON-TITLE MATCH-"The Impact Player" Fox McCloud v. Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon had recently been learning many of the veteran wrestling moves from his perssonel trainers and was hoping to pick up a huge victory over Fox. But victorys over champions do not come easy. Through out the match, Falcon strategically worked on Fox's legs, using the full 5 count to inflict the pain on Fox. Eventually, after Falcon blocked the Diamond Cutter, he swooped in and nailed Fox with the C-4 only to have Fox kick out.
"Woah!" said Plusle. "That was a close one!"
Fox got to his feet and pummeled Falcon in the corner with hard lefts and rights. The ref got in the way and Falcon hit a cheap shot on Fox, knocking him down with a double leg takedown. The captain then quickly wrapped up Fox and locked in the Figure 4. Fox screamed in pain, but he still got to the ropes, countering more of Falcon's moves. But after a Diamond Cutter, FoxSplash, and a three count later, Fox picked up the victory.
"Here is your winner, The Impact Player and the UGWF World Heavyweight Champion, Fox McCloud!"
"Fox picks up a victory against the Commander!" said Minun.
"He kicked out of the C-4, and got out of the Figure 4...Falcon had Fox at a few poitns, but the Champ wins!"
BACKSTAGE
"Ladies and Gentleman, Leyla Fray here, my guest at this time, he is the Innovator of Violence and the former Television Champion, Tails! Tails, after losing your TV title in that battle royal last Sunday, what is going through your head?"
"Well I was honored to face Crash yet again in the finals and he pinned, for a 3 count, in the middle of that ring. I was so close, but not close enough. At No Mercy, I'm guarenteeing, I WILL be walking out with my Televison Championship."
Tails left.
RINGSIDE
"Tails has got some major guts to lay down a challenge for Bowser." said Plusle.
"Allright, Ladies and Gentleman, it's time for our main event! These two guys have been at eachother's neck. At Judgement Day, they both earned Single's Titles. Now, they compete in a No Holds Barred Champion versus Champion match!" said Minun.
"It's the Hardcore Champion, The Lord of Darkness, Ganondorf versus the Television Champion, Bowser! And this all started one week after Backlash."
A video showed Ganon and Bowser's rivalry
MAIN EVENT-NO HOLDS BARRED CHAMPION V. CHAMPION MATCH-Hardcore Champion "The Lord of Darkness" Ganondorf v. Television Champion Bowser
The set almost lit on fire as pyro exploded out of the set. Bowser walked to the ring wih the TV Title draped across his shoulder.
"Ladies and Gentleman, the following is a Champion versus Champion match with No Holds Barred Rules. There are no countouts, no disqualifications, and no submissions. Introducing first, he is the Television Champion, Bowser!"
"We saw Bowser attack Conker and Crash during their match." said Plusle. "We may see them attack Bowser during this match!"
"Well, we know how vicious Bowser can be. He completley demolished Crash in the Gauntlet match at Judgement Day." said Minun.
Gong...
"Oh boy, here we go!" said Plusle.
Gong...
"Here comes the Lord of Darkness!"
But instead of the organ rock, there was dark rock in it's place. Ganon came out with his title, a solid look on his face.
"And his opponent, he is the Hardcore Champion and the self proclaimed Lord of Darkness, Ganondorf!"
Ganon got into the ring and the two glared at one another. When they got into a double elbow tie up, it was like two bulls clashing. Bowser dominated most of the match, using his strength and figure to flatten Ganon. Ganon fought back after nailing a big boot and his chokeslam attempts were thwarted at every turn. The action spilled to the outside as Bowser bashed Ganon over the head with a steel chair. The koopa king tore apart the spanish announce table and placed Ganon on it.
"Oh no..." said Minun. "Ohh dear god, he's gonna crush him!!"
Bowser climbed to the top rope and leaped with a Banzai Splash but Ganon rolled out of the way, letting Bowser crash and burn on the announcers table. Sure enough, Crash and Conker came out and attacked Bowser and Ganon. Since there werre no disqualifications, it was all legal. Ganon was knocked out on the floor from a wicked fast chair shot from Crash and Conker and Crash got into the ring. Conker nailed Bowser with a Tornado DDT onto a steel chair, Crash nailed Whisper in the Wind, Conker nailed the Nut Cracker, then Conker climbed to the top rope and nailed the Squirrel Wrath Press and Crash nailed the Swanton as they both left afterwards
"Bowser has just been demolished by both Crash and Conker!" yelled Plusle.
Ganon slowly arose to his feet and delivered a hard leg drop and covered Bowser only for him to just barely kick out.
"How the hell did Bowser kick out of that?" said Plusle.
"A Steel Chair Tornado DDT, Whisper in the Wind, Nut Cracker, Squirrel Wrtath Press, AND a Swanton? No one can kick out from that!" said Minun.
Bowser sat up and he grabbed Ganon, delivering his own chokeslam. Bowser then picked Ganon up for another chokeslam and this time exited the ring, standing on the apron.
"Woah, where is Bowser going?" said Minun.
Bowser climbed to the top rope and grabbed Ganon.
"You got to be kidding me!" said Plusle. "Ladies and gentleman, Bowser ain't no cruiserweight!"
Ganon hit Bowser in the ribs, causing him to lose his balance. Ganon then slowly climbed to the top rope.
"Oh you have got to be kiddin!" said Minun. "No freak'n way!"
"A 400 Pound Superplex!" yelled Plusle.
And that was exactly what happened, with superhuman strength, Ganon lifted Bowser off the ropes and dropped to the ring. However, Bowser twisted his body in the air and pressed all of his body weight on Ganon and upon impact, the entire ring imploded.
"OH MY GOD!" yelled Minun. "WHAT THE HELL???"
The crowd was silent then chants of Holy Shit echoed through the arena.
"Holy Beep is right!" said Plusle.
The ref, quickly noticiing Bowser on top, got down to the mat and made the 3 count.
"Here is your winner, the Television Champion, Bowser!"
"Despite the heavy attack from both Conker, Crash, and the heavy onslaught from Ganon, Bowser finally prevails over the Lord of Darkness!" said Plusle.
"I still can't believe what just happened with the ring. Well Ladies and Gentleman, that's it for tonight! See you next Friday!"
EPISODE RECAP
NON-TITLE MATCH-Mega-Man and Bomber-Man def. Mario and Luigi
JUDGEMENT DAY REMATCH-Prince Kayden def. Sonic the Hedgehog
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH-Zelda def. Amy Rose
Conker def. Crash by DQ
Subzero def. Vector
NON-TITLE MATCH-Klonoa def. Wario
NON-TITLE MATCH-Fox McCloud def. Captain Falcon
NO HOLDS BARRED CHAMPION V. CHAMPION MATCH-Bowser def. Ganon
NEXT WEEK PREVIEW
Mario v. DK
Layla v. Rouge
Kayden v. Silver
4 CORNERS BATTLE ROYAL