muwhahah! TWO chappys up in one week :) meet chapter 12.5... and the big ol .5 means it was inspired by a fan! and my fav fan of all of course being YAGHTG (?) XD lol i had the idea up but she inspired it to be funnier! forgive the beginning is sorta lame in my opinion.. i had very lack of inspiration plus zetsu is really difficult to pull off sometimes .. sill plant.. and also this is where things turn WRONG DUN DUN DUNNNN
mmmhm big old drama, of course what world would we live in without high school drama lol! BUT i hope you all like the new twist i have in store and I am SOO HAPPY about all the reviews and alerts i am receiveing for this and other stories by you amazing readers! you have me so stoked i have updates coming out the butt every week 5 days a week! sept mondays. mondyas are slow.. well i think that is enough rambling for me im sure you all are either annoyed or have skipped this little note by now.. anyways thank you soo much for your reviews and alerts and favourties! it really makes my day!
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P.S I only own Kawako and the high school plot for these Naruto characters. I do NOT own the characters of NARUTO
P.S.S I don't know if i ever explained the zetsu talking, in case I havent or if mayeb youve forgotten, the italics are his 'darker' half of his personality disorder lol

I paced around my room, discarding clothes to wear left, right and centre. Tonight was my date with Zetsu. The other night he came up with the idea, we'll try it, if it goes well, we will talk to Kisame about it. Why I needed to talk to him about anything boggled me, but Zetsu felt it was the right thing so I had no choice but to agree. Though he cheated with his pretty yellow eyes. I finally decided of an article of clothing that was rare for me to be seen in. It was a plain black, halter top cocktail dress. The one side flowed down a little further into a point, making a nice shape to my legs as It slanted up to my thigh. I grabbed a pair of track pants and pulled them on, over top, stuffing the end of the dress underneath. I grabbed a black and white, zip up sweater and pulled it over, putting on my old backpack on my back. I left my hair down. Now the hard part came. I ran down the stairs as I usually did, Itachi and Kisame sat on the couch watching some random show.

"I'm going to the arcade! I'll be home later!"

"Wait!"

I cringed I was so close, my hand on the door handle.

"Who are you going with?"

I bit my lip thinking about it for a moment, I guess it wouldn't hurt either way the story will check out. I sighed.

"Zetsu..."

I heard a scuff from the large man and saw a smirk on Itachi's lips.

"Alright, get out."

I smiled and bolted out the door faster then a normal person. I got up a few houses and stripped of my sweater and pants, stuffing them in the backpack, pulling out a pair of black heels with a custom pale blue shark across the strap over my toes. I nodded at my outfit and shoved my backpack in the bush beside me. I began to half run and half walk as I heard an engine rev. I looked up to see Zetsu sitting on the side of the road with a dark green, 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250. I absolutely LOVED that bike. Until I found my own house or Kisame did I wasn't allowed to get one. It was dangerous yadda, yadda, bullshit. I skipped over to see Zetsu a helmet on his head but the visor up, showing his eyes. I smiled and caught the black helmet he threw at me. I pulled it over my head and jumped on the tiny seat that was on the back end of the small bike. It really wasn't much of a two person bike, but, I'd sit on the handles if I could! I wrapped my arms around his waist and he took off in a second, the front tires lifting up ever so slightly. He sped down the roads and I had a dorky smile on my face, hidden of course by the tinted helmet I wore. We reached the parking lot and I jumped off the bike pulling the helmet off at the same time. I finally noticed Zetsu's outfit then. He wore a pair of black jeans and a tighter fitting white dress shirt. He looked absolutely stunning! He left his hair down, flowing around his face. I just stared, amazed at the beauty as he sat on his bike, his helmet under his arm. I probably looked like a total idiot, and by the chuckle of the green haired man, it seems I did.

"Take a picture it lasts longer, Idiot."

"Shut up, let's go."

We sat at a table with a candle in the middle and desert menus standing around it.

"This is much more fancy then I took you for Zetsu."

"What's that mean?"

"It means this is a very nice dinner, thank you Zetsu."

I cooed the man that sat across from me. He narrowed his eyes in a light glare.

"What can I get you guys to dink this evening?"

She asked as she set down menus in front of us.

"Virgin Daiquiri please."

"I'll just have a coke."

The girl nodded and twirled away. I smiled staring at the man who looked over the menu.

"What are you looking at Kawako?"

"Yooou..."

"Why?"

"I don't know this just all seems weird to me. You're the first one to actually just ask me on a date."

Minus Orochimaru, but that doesn't count, nor does he need to know.

"There were others?"

"Mm. Me and Hidan I guess had a little thing, didn't last long. I started my relationship with Kakuzu.. which you're not suppose to know about so you better keep your mouth shut! And well, I guess Madara did as well, but that's a whole different story..."

"Wow, you're more popular then I thought.. Heheh."

I glared at him. "Jackass."

With that the waitress brought us our drinks, I smiled and thanked her.

"Have you decided on your meal tonight?"

"Yes, I'd like the Chicken Parmesan please, with garden salad. Can I have a shrimp entree as well please."

The girl nodded as she jotted down the notes. I sighed.

"The Chicken Parmesan as well please, ceaser salad instead though."

She nodded and wrote down my order.

"I will be back with your starters."

Zetsu thanked her and I began sipping at my orgasmic drink. Zetsu leaned back, looking all tough guy like, I couldn't help but snort out a laugh at him. He narrowed his eyes at me, glaring. I just smiled back.

"This is a different look for you Zetsu."

"Different as in I'm going to have to kick you, or kiss you different?"

"You look nice, you moron."

He smirked, and the waitress brought us our starters, our salad and his shrimp. I scowled at the crustations he dipped in some sort of salsa like sauce and shoved in his mouth.

"You just lost all chances of getting lucky..."

"Mmmm. Shrimp."

"You sicken me... I hope you know that."

"That's alright, good luck getting home Kawako."

"You wouldn't?"

He shoved another piece of crustation in his mouth, licking his fingers after. I grimaced at the sight, man he can be a real jackass.

"Care to make a bet Kawako?"

I bowed my head, stuffing my mouth full of lettuce, mumbling to myself. The man laughed and we continued to eat in silence. After a few moments, I sat there with my empty bowl as he was finishing up his lettuce.

"Boys are fat..."

He looked at me with a raised eyebrow.

"If I recall correctly, I remember a moment where you out ate us all in that contest."

I blushed, remembering the time we had a hamburger eating contest.

"Yeah, but that was a contest and burgers are just delicious!"

He chuckled, finishing the last mouthful of his salad. Our food arrived, half way through I broke the seemingly comfortable silence.

"Why do we need to tell Kisame?"

"We don't, if you don't want to continue this."

I narrowed my eyes at my food. I know I like Zetsu, at least more then the rest of the guys. I've had enough encounters to know for sure there was nothing there. I sighed, I don't know. I looked up at the yellow eyes and shook my head.

"You're impossible Zetsu."

"I can't be impossible, I'm here. You mean I'm improbable."

My eye twitched.

A while later and we were back on the bike, I could tell we were heading to the arcade, a large smile was plastered on my face, it's been so long. The wind slowed down as he brought the bike to a stop. I jumped off, almost losing my balance. I pulled the helmet off and smiled.

"Walk much? Idiot."

"Shh. Pacman time!"

He smirked as I took off into the building of many colourful lights and bleeping noises. A couple of the kids tensed up looking at me. I then realized I didn't have my bandana on, and the large smile I wore showed off my pointed teeth. My face dropped instantly and I dropped my shoulders, hiding myself behind my bangs. A arm wrapped aorund my shoulder and a face was right next to mine. Zetsu whispered in my ear.

"Don't worry about it. You're smile is spectacular."

I blushed and turned my head, gettign caught off guard as the man kissed my lightly and quickly on the lips before he took off to the back of the room. It took a couple seconds before I realized he was going to my pacman machine.

"Hey! No! That's my game! Go Away!"

I ran into him, trying to push him out of the way before the game started. I almost had him but he stepped back causing me to fall on the ground in front of the machine, he just leaned over and began playing.

"Jerk!"

"Not my fault you have no sense of balance! Clumsy fool."

I growled at the man as I stood up, brushing myself off. I watched him play, I couldn't help but notice the skill he played. I was impressed, and believe me, it takes a lot to impress me in pacman.

"Yeah! Go Zetsu!"

After man moments the screen blinked.

"New High Score!"

I patted him on the back before I noticed the name he put in. Pacdude 101.

"You! You deceiving bastard! You're the one trying to take my name off the scoreboard!"

He smirked as I narrowed my eyes, glaring at him hoping his fingers would randomly break so he couldn't play anymore.

"Suck it up."

I hip checked him out of my way and began my own game. It was time to bring out the big ghosts.

"I'm going to DESTROY you!"

"Hm."

An hour passed and I was satisfied having his name washed off the top 10, which was now replaced with my name!

"Muwhahah! I am THE pacman ruler!"

"Ruler of morons. Haha! Yeah, wanna go back to my place for COD? We can settle the final scores there?"

"Tsh, we already know I am superior!"

"We'll see."

We left, taking our spots back on the amazing bike he owned. Oh how I dreamed of stealing this thing!

It was 3 in the morning, and my mind was half dead. I sat in a ball on a small black couch, watching this traumatizing movie. I have never seen any of the Freddy or Jason movies, and according to Zetsu, that is illegal. So I'm now on some number of intense thrilling killing of stupid teenagers who think legends are silly. I'll tell you one thing, I will never be going anywhere with any slight rumour or legend or story about any sort of death! The girl was walking through the forest, it flickered from her to the man that seemed to lurking not that far away. It showed his hand with a large shiny knife, edging closer. I gripped the blanket that was wrapped around me ever so tighter, my knuckles almost split my skin. Zetsu walked up and tapped my shoulder the same time the girl screamed getting a knife stabbed into her stomach. I screamed with the highest pitch my vocal cords could come up with, also jumping about 5 feet in the air.

"Holy shit Kawako!"

I hid underneath the blankets shivering. Sure I could last with some alien race, or people blowing up, but I was horrible with suspense and more realistic scenes. I heard Zetsu put something on the table and then sit down beside me, pulling me over on his lap. I peeked my eyes from out of the blanket to look at the green haired man. I was blushing from embarrassment about my outburst. But his timing didn't help at all either.

"I never took you for being such a pansy. It's hilarious!"

"Shut up jerk!"

He tightened his grip around me and I turned my face back to watch the movie. I rested back on the man and sighed happily as he lightly kissed the back of my head. There was no doubt about it. I think I'm falling in love with Zetsu.

I woke up in the same place I fell asleep,. In Zetsu's arms on the couch. His head was laying back on the back of the couch. A light snore came from his opened mouth, drool coming out the side of his mouth. I chuckled to myself as I stood up stretching. I looked at the window to see the sun. Something was nagging in the back of my head. Nagging and nagging like some kind of nagging parent. It finally hit me, and it hit me hard.

"SHIT!"

I shouted and Zetsu sprang away, his eyes almost popping out of his head.

"No Jason!"

I looked at the man with a raised eyebrow.

"Watch to many scary movies?"

The man groaned, curling into a ball, wrapping himself in the blanket I used. I narrowed my eyes and ripped it away from him. I noticed I had his kick boxing outfit on.

"Get up! Do you realize the shit I'm going to be in from Kisame! He's going to torture me, kill me, torture me more, then leave me dying for eternity!"

I was pacing back and forth in front of Zetsu's door now, pulling out my hair. Zetsu handed me a helmet, he looked calm and cool, like always, no fear of the doom that was awaiting us both. I can feel the anger from the large blue man at home already.

"How can you stay so calm! He's going to murder us both!"

"Freaking out won't save you."

I sighed, he was right, but that didn't help my nerves twitching and going all whack. I could die from a stroke right now...

I stood in front of my house, the whole building seemed to have a more murderous intent then the movies we just watched.

"Please, it's not to late, we can fill up your tank and just run! I don't mind living on the road! It'll be fun!"

He ignored me walking up to the door. I sighed and trudged my way to the house. I turned the handle and walked in. Kisame was sprawled out on the couch watching T.V. He didn't seemed phased at the least. Zetsu walked past me, sitting on the other couch. I stared at them in shock. What the hell was going on.

"I called Kisame last night, letting him know what we were doing. Idiot."

I blinked, not being able to register what was going through my own head. I think whatever small amount of sanity I once held was gone, simply blown away, like the seeds on a pollinating dandelion. I walked over and sat beside Zetsu, still scared of Kisame. Zetsu nudged me and nodded toward my brother, who seemed to be holding back a smirk. I narrowed my eyes at the yellow eyed man sitting beside me. I sighed in defeat, man I'm sighing a lot lately, I wonder if that's some sort of problem? I shrugged, turning to my intimidating older brother, it's weird he's never seemed this intimidating.

"Kisame, as you know I was with Zetsu. And, he has some crazy idea that I need your permission to live. So, would you mind if me and Zetsu tried... what's the word.. dating?"

He looked at me, looked at Zetsu then back at me. He stared at me, looking into my soul with his tiny pale blue eyes. Just staring. I began to glare at him from his creepy staring and his lack of an answer.

"Yes, I do mind."

"I don't see why I need to bother telling you who I date, not like I've ever met any of your girlfriends."

"What happens when you two break up? I am not going through your moody little swings when I bring him around, nor am I gonna go through him not wanting to come here because your here. And for your information I haven't had any girlfriends, so don't try and turn that shit on me."

"So, I have to suffer because there's a slight possibility we might have a messy break up?"

"Yeah."

"Why do you have to be such a jack ass! I get the fact I'm your little sister and the fact that mom and dad are not here, but really, it's not like I can't do anything for myself! And where do you get off saying when we do break up and assuming it's going to be messy!"

He now stood up towering over me. I was slightly scared, but I held my ground, glaring up at the towering man.

"Because you're 17 and no offence to you or Zetsu, your young and it's doubtful that you'd last!"

"Mom and Dad met in high school! They've been married since Collage! Plus me and Kakuzu dated for 2 years! It didn't end well! But, even as much as it hurt us, we sucked it up and still kept contact, eventually becoming good friends, like I am with all of the guys now! No body knew, so don't say I'm to immature or young to know what's right for my friends or family!"

I was furious and almost in tears, I can't believe how much this simple thing is pissing me off. He just stared down at me. Anger so clear in his eyes now it almost hurt.

"I forbid it."

I just stepped back, blinking. All seriousness was in his voice. Zetsu just sat there saying nothing. I just dropped my arms and head. I turned around and walked out of my house, shutting the door nicely. I began to walk, where, I wasn't sure, but I needed away from my brother. The first time in so many years that we got into a fight like this, or a fight in general. We've been on good terms. I pulled my fingers through my hair. I don't even know who to turn to. I don't have any friends. Well, no good friends, just soccer buddies or people I talk to at school... The guys are the closest thing I have, but seem to be out of bounds. I sighed kicked a stone. I heard it hit someone. I looked up from sidewalk I was watching. A boy stood there, he wore blue jeans and a purple tee shirt, it somehow fit snug to his small frame. His stance reminded me of a girl in a way as his arm was across his torso, holding up his other elbow. His eyes were blocked by the glare across his glasses. His silver hair tied back in the normal ponytail. He looked very, less nerdy at the moment.

"What's wrong Kawako? Can I help you at all?"

I looked at him as the sun rose from behind him, he looked like a saviour angel. I almost broke down right there, instead I just smiled.

cliff hanger! HAHAHAH! can anyone guys the knight in mysterious armour? :).. i apologize for the cliffy.. just gotta wait till wednesday! :)
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