"A Game Called "Bondage"
Writing By: PuckeringLemon
Disclaimer:*sad face* I don't own One Piece, and won't any time soon, so *sniffle* I give ALL credit to Oda Sensei
AN: Just for flamers, I am a girl, and when I insult women on their periods, believe me, I don't mean to insult anyone but myself, so go and dump some ice on your heads!
Just For You I Will
Nami had on a blank expression, so the two men weren't quite sure of what to expect. " Who says I don't Luffy? Hmmn?" Luffy didn't no how to respond Nami's question, so he put blame on Sanji. "Well, Sanji said that women are bitches when they are on their periods, so I believed him." *anger* " Firstly, who said I was on my period?!" Luffy shyly spoke up. "I saw you in the bathroom masturbating, and when I asked Sanji what you were doing that for, he suggested that you were on your period." Nami sweatdropped, and fumed. " Luffy, I was not masturbating, and I thought you might like to know that I'm not having sex with you right now, because yes, I am………….. on. "Luffy could understand Nami's words, but she still did not answer his big question. So, being the idiot genius that he was, he said "Can I still have sex with you if I'm careful not to hurt you?" Nami looked really angry, but then it faded away. " Luffy, if you want to have red, bloody sex, that's your decision, though I don't understand the thrill you would get off with it. And just for the record, I don't masturbate." "wait, then what were you doing in the bathroom with your hands between your legs?" Nami fidgeted a little. " I was……. putting in a tampon." Luffy looked stumped. "What's that?" Nami replied " well, it's………. it's a………. thing. that you use when you're on your period." Now, Luffy thought, everything made sense to him. Even his big question.
Nami walked out of the room, and then Luffy jumped up. "THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE SEX AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nami heard him scream from inside her room, and undoubtedly, the rest of the crew did too. She mumbled under her breath, " yeah, just for you Luffy."