u thought I would end it there...u were wrong!!! still luv u guys though! and now...let's get on w/ the show. yayz. BTW I don't like Orochimaru...


Previously on "Sunshine" , we found out that Orochimaru, the freaky chick from the ring, a giant tub of mayonaise named Satoshi and Herbert, the pedophile from family guy, were the ones trying to kill Hinata after all. But, the freaky chick died cuz she saw a video of Hiashi in tightie whities...


"Why do you want to kill Hinata?" Otome asked Orochimaru. Well, she would have asked one of the others but, Herbert was being distracted and her other option was a giant tub of mayonaise.

"Well. One, She will pay for her sister making that video of her dad. C'mon, 5 million hits in that little time!! That's so not fucking fair. When I put a video of myself doing that, I only got five hits. FIVE. " He outraged, then went to his video. "SEE!?! And six of them were from Kabuto." Now, even more people had gone into seizures of pure shock, and Only Otome had enough concious."

"One, you're creepy. "

"But I even brought the Snake from the video!! Otome's face lit up.

"OMG really!" The snake went to Otome and she began to pet it. "Kawaii!" She glomped it and everyone else began to pet it. Orochimaru took this as a chance at a final attack.

"Herbert, Satoshi, Mr. Fluffles (Btw that's the ostrich) Let's commence!" Yet no one was listening. "Herbert? HERBERT?!? Where is that old man?!?"


With Herbert...

"Hey there Muscley arms. I need a new Delivery Boy. . MMmmm" He began to pursue Konohamaru.

"Get away me old man." He began running in a circle. Unfortuatly, Herbert wouldn't stop following him.

"Come back. " He insisted. " I got a cellar full of popcicles. "

"I don't want a popcicle!" Konohamaru said.

"I got a shiny quarter for everay time you deliver me my news. Mmmm. You can even play with Jesse" He pointed at his numb-limbed dog. Konohamaru had an idea.

"Well, I got a shiny kunai" He said viciously...


Orochimaru just looked at him...then watched him enjoy being beat the crap out of...yeah. Realising that Satoshi was on a seesaw with Hikari and the ostrich had went potty , he thought to himself, What the hell was I thinking? Then got impatient. "The Hell with this!" He shouted and used some weird snake jutsu to grab Hinata.

"Hinata!" Naruto shouted loud enough to make everyone stop paying attention to the snake and at Orochimaru. "Let her go!"

"Like hell I will!" He replied. "I've been planing too long for this moment. And I'm not going to let some...UKE take it away from me!"

"What the hell, I'm not gay!" He said in incredulance. Sasuke realised something, and resented that comment.

"Are you sure?!?!" Sai popped out of nowhere.

"Shut up Sai." Naruto snapped, then inspiration came. "THAT'S it!" He pulled Sai aside. "Hey, Orochimaru. I have a deal for you!"

"What?" he asked.

"If you can beat Sai in a "Yo Momma" contest and not crack, then you win." Everyone looked at him like, what the hell are you thinking Naruto?!?. "If you lose, however, not only do you have to give Hinata back, you have to...give us your ostrich!" Orochimaru's eyes went wide and blank. Everyone else had a giant sweat drop on their head.

"NO! Not Mister Fluffles. You're on Sai!" He said with a false assurance. Little did he know about Sai...


Fifty eight minutes later.

Orochimaru was in the emo corner, crying, while Sai just looked at him with a fake smile. "Daaaaaaaaaamn That took a long time." Otome said, then noticed the time. "Holy Crap! We spent fifty eight minutes with this stupid contest!" Orochimaru looked defeated.

"Fine, you can have Hinata back... and Mr. Fluffles." He went back into the emo corner and began crying again. Everyone else was cheering except for Hinata, who seemed rather hurt. Naruto noticed as she put on her coat and went to the balcony. He followed her. She was about to cry.

"Hina-chan?" Naruto asked. "Wha-" He was cut off.

"Don't talk to me anymore. " She said, about to break down.

"Why?" he asked again.

"You bet my life on a "Yo Momma contest." She answered firmly. "That's worse than.." She broke down. He sat near her.

"Tell me."

"No!" This time, he grabbed both of her shoulders. He had realised what he did wrong.

"I'm sorry." He apologised. Then, let go. "You're my friend and...I should have been more careful in how I treated that situation." He looked down. "It's just that, I wanted to tell you something all night and if I would have gotten hurt, then I wouldn't have been able to say it." She stopped crying.

"Really?" she asked. He looked back up.

"Really." They both stood up. Snow began to fall.

"What is it, Naruto-kun?" She asked.

He breathed deeply. Well, here goes. "Well, I would have never predicted this week to turn out like it did. But, the more I hung out with you, the more I liked it and the more I thought about you." He sighed. "But I didn't know why." He held onto her hands. "But now I do...It's because you make me...

...confused." He finished.

"Nani?"

"I was confused about why I was confused but..." The fifteen second countdown had begun. "I think found a way out." five four three two

"I don't und-" She was cut off. She was cut off, by his lips, softly, but deeply pressing hers. Then, he pulled away while the "Happy New Year" Cheers were pouring from the inside.

He smiled. "Sometimes, to make something confusing, clearer, you have to do something even more confusing and-"

"I understand." Then, he pulled her back in with their palms on her cheeks. This time, she kissed him back, her warmth not from clarity, but from the admiration and love she had all along for him. With snow falling as they sat back down on a freezing cold bench and them still being warm, means that, a happy Naruhina ending is self explanitory.


One year later.

With Otome sitting back in the academy, waiting for the next set of victims, she looked back on the poems she got. Sure, none of them exactly hit the mark whatsoever but, they all passed anyway. She could still remember what everyone wrote about.

Chouji wrote about porkchops...and dedicated it to Ino. Neji wrote about four-hundred recipies for hairapy, and used Tenten as a model.

And Naruto?

He wrote about what he now describes as "the warmth and light in his life and the only thing that makes the world go round anymore." His one and only "Sunshine."

"Hi Nii-chan" Said a figure suddenly in the doorway. "Been a while, a year to be exact."

"Suoh?"


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