Lord Kanye of the West began rapping from top of the carriage as Georgiana Black Widow Darcy drove the carriage like a crazy woman. Fitzwilliam, Jane Eyre, and her husband Edward Rochester prayed fervidly as the carriage groaned and clattered and raced over the not very good roads of old time England!

The werewolfs were on their tales!

Kanye's rap was Christian rap. It was not like his old raps that just only attracted Kim Kardachien and made him designing expensive Spankx. He rapped so beautifully about Revelation, the Church, and Christ. The werewoves all began to howl like crazy and rolled around on the floor with their paws over their ears.

Georgiana raced onward!

"The werewolves have had there eardrum's burst by Kanye's amazing rap!" Cried Georgiana Black Widow Darcy. "That is incredible! God clearly spoke through Lord Kanye's great raps!"

"Indeed! Praise the Lord!" said Jane.

"Yes it is incredible how HE can even work trough a former disgusting sinner like Kanye!" exclaimed Fitzwilliam. "Let us take a break. Without hearing ears, the were wolves will never find us. We need to have some dinner."

"Indeed!" said Kanye. "I stocked up the carriages with Red Vines, Mountain Dews, and Pickle Doritos as they were all out of Cchili cheese Ruffles. Sorry guys!"

Geogriana pulled over to the side of the road and they set up camp next to a very nice river with a campground. Georgiana jumped down from the drivers seat. Edward Rochester began to light a huge fire by kicking some wood into a pile and shooting it with his lazer eyes.

"Thats ok I like doritos better anyhow, Lord Kanye!" said Georgiana shyly.

He opened the bag for her gentlemanly and then she ate it.

"You are the most ladylike girl of my acquaintence!" Kanye exclaimed. "FORGIVE ME I SPEAK too freely!"

Then he sobbed and ran away. Georgiana sighed and Fitzwilliam touched her.

"Sister do not go after him he is clearly in great emotions distress. Just eat your chips and try to pray for his soul OK?"

"OK brother you are my brother so you know more than me but I must say I find Lord Kanye a broodingly intellectual gentleman with a heart which calls to mission through rapping for Jesus. I find it most attractive, though as a lady I should allow you brother to negotiate with him for my heart."

"Ah sister at 16 you are old enough to marry but I am still uncertain about Lord Kanye. Let me ask him a bunch of questions about God then if he passes them maybe I'll let him court you OK?"

"Sure thanks brother," Gorgiana said, eating a chip.

Fitzwilliam felt suddenly as if a great weight was placed on his shoulder's. If only his dad was alive! Then he would not have to kill all the werewolves, all the vampires, save Lizzie, and also decide for his sister if she should marry this Scottish black rapper... Kanye of the West. It was all too much! With a masculine sob, Fitzwilliam knelt down on one knee on a very manly tree stump and prayed as hard as he had ever prayed to God for guidance!

Edward Cullen formerly King of the vampires was so weak! His woman, the perfection of his sole, Bella formerly Swan, had been RIPPED from his side by the evil King Phil. Why had King Phil done this? Edward sobbed inside, thinking of his family! He did not know where Renessme was! He only knew that his perfect wife the sweet and gentle and thoughtful Bella Cullen had been dragged away by Phil to "serve the new Queen of England."

HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

He had severed the werewolves as King Phil had ordered. Phil had said that if Edward served the werewolves, then he would get his kid and wife back. AFTER EIGHT MONTHS, he was starting to think this wasn't true...

But then as he fought at Bravehart's castle, he had done something very dishonest.

Edward was fighting all the Scottish humans. Killing them with evil. Until he looked at Bravehart's eyes. Blue eyes filled with light and love and serenity and truth. Eyes of a true Christian. And Edward knew he could not kill that brave Scootsman!

He pretended to but in fact he put a magic spell on Bravehart to make him look dead. Then as fast as Edward could, he snuck out the back fo the castle. He could nto do these evil things anymore!

"God, I'm a monster, a no-good bloodsucker, fat mother-sinner..." (THIS IS ALTERED LIRRICKS FROM KANYE SORRY BUT NO WAY AM I USING HIS NORMAL FOUL LANGUAGE HERE HE ISS SUPPOSE TO BE SAVED).

The song rap spoke to Edward like nothing else!

He began to follow the Masterati from where the beautiful Christian rap was crying out to him.