Okay you guys so what direction did Cartman go off on in Goddamn it that's just so typical of him never doing what he's told law into himself why couldn't he have just peed against the bus Kyle said
He said he needed to take a crap and headed into the woods he wanted privacy I dunno where he went too I just seen him vanish into the distance that's all sure we told him to stay and that but he said now I quote this screw Kyle he dosent care dirty Jew then he vanished but he didn't scream or anything so I take it he's okay said Token
Goddamn it trust Cartman to screw things up and ruin this it's just fucking typical off him he's been an asshole all his damn life since kindergarten God why did we even come here Cartman always throws our plans out of the window it's always his way he's so fucking selfish right now I just wish he was fucking dead at least he'd give us all peace said Kyle
Things that bad then sighed Nicole
Dont even mention it all his life he's been screwing up things and I still haven't forgiven him for screwing up my Bar Mitzvah appearing at the synagogue dressed as fucking Hitler and doing Nazi salutes and yelling gas the Jews he really insulted my pepole and we should be relaxing in Moscow now not stuck in fucking Chernobyl with god knows what on the loose and again it's all thanks to fucking Cartman he ruined everything yelled Kyle in a foul mood
Wow I know that he locked us in the Boys changing rooms when I first came here and I have seen him pick on Kyle cos of his beliefs said Nicole
Well yeah that's true Cartman has been bulling Kyle since kindergarten when he first found out Kyle was Jewish before that when we first all met Butters got it cos of his bad stammer then Kenny cos he's poor then Xmas came along and we found out Kyle was Jewish we didn't bother no big deal but Cartman bullied him he's a neo nazi who loves Hitler said Token
Wow said Nicole shocked
Yeah and he's pissed Kyle and his family off so many times and upset them too said Token glancing over at Kyle who didn't awnser at first
Yeah it's cos of that fatass hole that my New York relatives dont visit they have a son who's a few months older than me he's called Jacob looks a bit like me same hair but longer than mine ( kyle had his summer haircut which is his normal style on the show cropped close in at the back and over the ears curly and fluffy on top ) also he was my menoir during my Bar Mitzvah peperations and his family are very strict Jews not otherdox but might as well be as Jacob takes his beliefs very seriouse he wants to be a Rabbi even though his dad is a doctor and his mom is a tv presenter who works on the show Saturday night live Jacob used to make appearances on it as a kid well after my Bar mitzvah ceremony and we were all leaving the synagogue and getting some photos Cartman appeard dressed as Hitler Christ knows where he got the costume but anyway he was doing Nazi saluites yelling death to the Jews gas them all and other antisemetic things I wanted to fucking kill him and my family who have links to the Holicost were upset and my great great aunt was their and she survived Auchwitz the poor woman was in tears cos of him so yeah he ruined my Bar Mitzvah too and he made fun of Jacobs strong New York accent and also becose Jacobs really shy around strangers he started teasing him about that and my other Cusion Kyle gets it really bad too said Kyle but then Bebe gently hit his arm whispering shh a second as they seen something up ahead that shocked them
OMG what the fuck gasped Kenny as the girls gave a scream before Kenny Kyle and Token pushed them into the bushes so they could all hide
On the road was about 3 scruffy looking wolves with what looked like a body that they seemed to know by the sight of the tight pale blue jeans tucked into the brown and beige boots but the top half of the body was missing really eaten away
OMFG dude it's or it was Irina gasped Bebe in shock as Kenny pulled her into a hug saying don't look don't look and Token and Kyle did the same with Nocole and Loiisa as the girls started crying
Well I guess we found Irina god poor woman same way as Yuri too said Kyle as they all tried to slip away unnoticed by the wolves
Surly wolves didn't do that even their not cabible of doing that that's how we found Yuri said Kenny a bit shocked
No it defently wasent wolves that's for sure it was the same thing that attacked Stan and killed Yuri and stalked us in the school and I'm sure it attacked us last night in the bus look you guys I have no idea what it is or they are don't think I wanna know but it's defently not human that's for sure Kyle said sighing
Radioactive mutent zombies out for human flesh you mean sais Kenny
Look Kenny just shut up will you I don't know what the fuck it is and will you stop making anymore bloody jokes about it I'm getting sick and tierd of them this isn't the time not the place and I'm defently not in the mood for them so just stop it will you no more yelled Kyle as everyone all cut through the woods to avoid the wolves
Hey wait a second why are we going through the woods those trees are radioactive and dangorous Irina said that began Bebe
Look Bebe will you just shut the hell up shut up all of you Irina and Yuri are both dead. now and like it or not were on our own now if we stay on the path any longer then well we will be next on the menu and we dont want that so radioactive or not just now the woods are our best bet and anyway the radiation is inside the trees so unless we go cutting them down we will be fine yelled Kyle who was now starting to loose his temper
Look due you don't need to yell like that she was only suggesting something you don't need to loose it Kyle that temper has got worse as you got older you need to calm it Token said
Oh okay okay I'm sorry yeah I do let my temper get the best of me but it's everything that's happaning just now it's stressing me out but please you guys I know what I'm doing so everyone just follow me okay Kyle said
Hey wait a moment who made you leader I thought we were all equal here no leaders daid Kenny
We are that and I'm not the leader okay look just trust me on this you guys I know what I'm doing and even if we did choose a leader I think it should be me okay I'm the second oldest here but Kenny who's older than me by 2 months well no harm to you but sometimes you have the brain of a child you just show no responsibility and are so unreliable oh and I know that you stole that toy rubber fish off Yuri when you searched him I seen you slip it into your pocket don't think I didn't. You need to grow up Kenny your 18 not 8 said Kyle
And what the fuck do you mean by that are you trying to say I'm stupid and have no brains oh Kenny the poor stupid redneck guy look Kyle just cos I dropped outta school with hadly any qualifications dosent mean to say im fucking stupid don't gimme that crap Kyle cos beleive it or not im just as fucking smart as you and your fucking treading on thin ground dude cos if you fucking start with me I'll fucking take you down right here and now and I don't fucking care about wolves bears or mutientsb they can watch me kick your fucking skinny ass into next week yelled Kenny in a threatening way squaring up to Kyle as if he was gonna fight him
Guys guys please stop it both of you fighting won't help. Look we need to stay together were a team so no fighting and no one is taking the lead were all equal here yelled louisa getting into the middle of Kenny and Kyle as they staried angrily at each other
Fine then but your walking a very thin line Mcormick I'm getting really fucking sick and tierd of your behaviour your worse than Cartman yelled Kyle glaring at the blond
Oh fuck sake chill out will you is the radiation getting to your brain now yelled Kenny
Kenny just quit it dude here walk with Nicole and I and just stay out of Kyles way for a bit or their will be a fight and someone will get hurt and Kyle you need to try and calm down a bit daid Token pulling Kenny towards him as Kyle sighed and put his arm around Louisa now ignoring Kenny as everyone all walked on through the woods not saying a word but then the silence was cut by a loud crackle and bleeping making eveyone all look at Kyle who pulled out the radiation. Mesurer
Ahh shit you guys that's all we need fuck it he said looking at the mesurer
Waht is it what's going on asked Token as everyone all gatherd closer to Kyle to see what was happaning
Its the radiation leavel it's getting worse here you guys this area is really highly contaminated we can't spend too long here it's too dangorous come on let's get out of here said Kyle leading the way through the woods and again a noise was heard
Shhh wait a second I heard something what's that noise said Bebe as everyone all stopped and listend
Look over their it's like a verchel graveyard said Nicole as everyone ran over to a lot of abandond verchels that were all rusting away forgotten about
Wow holy shit cool wonder if any of them will start as it could be out way otta here I can see a couple of old buses said Kenny heading over to 2 old abandond buses
No doubt it the batteries will be dead long ago they won't start but their is a chance that we may be able to find some good working leads that we can use for our bus to start it come on let's see what we can find yelled Kyle giving orders as the group split up to look for cables or anything that would start their bus but found nothing really
Hey you guys over hear a moment come and see this yelled Token looking at a large bus that had schools on the front of it ut the bus was full of bullet holes if been heavly shot at
Jesus Christ who the hell would shoot at a school bus said Bebe shocked as she walked around the bus looking at it
I dunno guards maybe they must have had a reason said Kenny touching one of the bullet holes then he gasped in shock
Fuck sake you guys these are exit holes what ever was shooting was shooting from inside the bus and I don't think it be kids it just dosent make sence said Kenny examining the holes
Look doset really matter of they were shot from the inside or not can we just get the cables and get to hell out of here and then we can lookin for Cartman yelled Nicole as she went off to look at other verchels that were nearby looking for cables whist Kenny and Token both examined the bus more closely and then Kenny kicked e drivers door in
Kenny for fuck sake you can't do that yelled Bebe as the others came running around to see what the bang was and seen it was Kenny that had made the noise
Kenny you fucking stupid asshole what did I tell you about destroying other people's property you have no respect yelled Kyle now trying to grab Kennys leg and pull him out the drivers cab and to everyone's horror Kenny turned round and kicked Kyle in the stomock hard knocking the redhead to the ground
Dont you fucking start Kyle your not my fucking da so don't tell me what to do and your not thr fucking guide eather so stop making yourself one and incase your blind the bus is already destroyed been destroyed for years by the looks of it so just fuck off yelled Kenny getting back into the drivers can again
Fuck it that's it Mcormick your a fucking law into yourself and you will amount to nothing you don't listen to anyone and by the way our friendship is over don't evern talk to me or look at me just fuck off and stay outta my way if you get killed like Yuri or Irina well I wouldn't fucking care your nothing but a fucking prick and I hate you Kyle yelled
Oh fucking big deal I'm so gonna loose sleep over it I don't think Cartman was right about I don't fucking need you so go and shove your head up your fucking ass and suck your balls yelled Kenny really making Kyle pissed off now
Kenny kyle stop it both of you the others yelled but they couldn't top what happend next as Kyle grabbed Kennys foot pulling him out of the cab and Kenny landed his fist on Kyles face casing a fight to break out
Get off me you fucking trailer trash I won't wast my time fighting scruff like you yelled Kyle pushing Kenny off
You fucking ass hole I'm not fucking trailer trash you bastard screamed Kenny ready to hit Kyle again
Look you guys pack it in now is not the time or place to fight were not in south park we need to unite on this their no way we can aford to fall out now with all that's happaning so both of you stop it your not 2 stupid kids fighting in the playground at school anymore you should both have more sence at your age yelled Bebe but was ignored as Kenny climbed back into the drivers can again to look around and Bebe stayed outside trying to calm a mad Kyle down
Fuck sake what a mess theirs shells everywhere back here the bus is a complete mess even if I say that said Kenny heading into the back of the bus and Bebe came aboard too and looked around shocked
OMG what a mess what do you think happend here theirs no way kids could have done this she gasped in horror
I dunno what to think really you guys after seeing what has happend in the last day and today anything is possible now hey maybe theirs another gun lying around as irinas gun is gone along with her top half so the more guns we have the better as we don't know what we're dealing with as this things fuck knows what they are so help me look said Kenny as Bebe also joined in the serch and looked around the darkened bus that had light pouring in through the bullet holes
God looks if something's gone mad in here even the seats have been ripped up who on earth did this asked Bebe
I just don't know really no idea any more if it was guards maybe hiding in here protecting themselfs or what but don't think those mutents would know how to use a gun sighed Kenny
Hey you guys find anything yet in their yelled Token who was still outside looking at nearby verchels
No not yet we will let you know if we do it's just that the bus is compleatly trashed no seats or anything and it stinks too yelled Bebe as Kenny approached a Curtiand of area at the back off the bus
Kenny no wait don't go their what if something's back their yelled Bebe as the edged closer to the Curtians that seemed to counsel something a dark secret perhaps
Kenny no get back here what if it's one of those mutent things look just let's get our leads look for Cartman and get the hell outta here and Stan needs a hospital like now said Bebe but Kenny didn't listen to her instead he edged closer to the curtian area and opend it and gasped and stepped back in horror at what he seen
Oh fuck fuck fuck OMG fuck fuck fuck Kenny gasped and Bebe screamed at seeing the remains of Cartman in the back he'd been bruitly killed his insides ripped out and half eaten like Irina and Yuri had been
Well that's that chappy done next one soon omg I just killed Cartman. Lol the first of many deaths dare I say what will happen now stay tuned for more coming soon again I do not own Saturday night live or Jacob but he does remind me a little of Kyle or I should say she as Jacob is played by a female