Oh Baby...

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Sirius felt someone sit down next to him, he looked up and scowled when he saw Remus. "Hey Sirius." Remus grinned, ignoring the scowl and grunt he got in reply, "How are you feeling?" Another grunt, "Look, Sirius... I know you're annoyed at us but -"

"Damn right I am! You had no right to go behind my back like that! I was going to tell 'Meda in my own time." Sirius snapped.

"I'm sorry." Remus murmured, not really sounding it, "We were just worried about you." Sirius continued to scowl and Remus sighed, "Come on Siri..." He said gently, nudging Sirius' arm with his shoulder.

"You stop messing in my life okay?" Sirius said, looking up at Remus, "I already promised if the baby was yours or James' you could keep it."

Remus frowned, "And what would you do if we did? If James and I raised your kid?"

Sirius paled slightly, he hadn't actually thought of that, "I... I'd be happy for you." He mumbled finally.

"Really?" Remus asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Sure." Sirius nodded, Remus didn't look convinced and Sirius didn't blame him, even he didn't believe it.

Remus sighed, "Okay." He said finally, "You coming up to the dorm?"

"Depends if James is gonna have a go at me." Sirius said quietly.

Remus bit at his lip, "I'll talk to him." He promised and Sirius nodded, standing up and following Remus up to the dorm, rolling his eyes when Remus offered to carry his bag, "I mean, You're carrying all that extra weight anyway, don't need more..." Remus said, Sirius laughed and handed his bag over.

They were almost at the portrait hole when a sixth year shoved past them, hissing "Whore." At Sirius as he went.

Remus instantly turned around and withdrew his wand, determined to give the teenager a piece if his mind but Sirius stopped him, "Just leave it okay, he's not the first... I'm just gonna have to get used to it." Sirius mumbled.

"But..."

"Please..." Sirius said quietly, turning to go into the common room. He walked through the room, ignoring the looks he was getting, and headed up to the dorm room, Remus followed him, dropping Sirius' bag at the bottom of his bed before grabbing James and having a hissed conversation, probably warning him to not pester Sirius about the adoption. Once Remus had finished talking to James he went to the bathroom to grab a quick shower, James headed over to Sirius' bed and sat next to the teenager. "What up? Having a good day?"

"Umm... It's all right, feeling fat." Sirius shrugged.

James laughed, "But it's cute fat." He said making Sirius flush, James also blushed and looked away as he realised what he had said, there was a mild awkward silence before Sirius whispered, "Thanks." James gave a half shrug in reply. "So what's your day been like?" Sirius asked.

James pulled a face, "Got a detention for a missing essay, Moony got all pissy about it and is making me study this evening. Hey, you could help me get out of it!"

Sirius laughed, "What? And face the wrath of Moony?!" He grinned.

James leant his head against Sirius' shoulder and rested his hand on the boy's stomach, hating the way Sirius tensed. "Strange to think there's a baby in there." James said quietly, Sirius gave a small nod, not looking at the bump, James scowled, "What? Are you disgusted with even thinking about the baby now?!" James snapped, pulling back from Sirius and standing up.

"Jay please..." Sirius whispered as the bathroom door opened and Remus walked out, James scowled but stayed silent after the werewolf sent him a warning look. Remus went and sat next to Sirius, taking his hand, just as he opened his mouth to say something the door burst open, "Sirius!" Lily said, coming up to the boy, "Your brother's in the hospital wing!"

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"What's wrong with him?" Sirius asked Madame Pomfrey as she fussed around his unconscious younger brother.

The medi witch pursed her lips, "Excessive alcohol consumption."

"Huh?"

"He's drunk."

"WHAT?!" Sirius yelled, James winced at the sheer volume of his friends voice and grabbed Sirius' hand, leading him to one of the chairs and helping him sit down. "He's thirteen? How can he possibly be drunk?" Sirius asked, alright... Stupid question since Sirius had definitely got drunk once or twice at that age, but not to the extent of passing out. "Will he be okay?" Sirius asked quietly.

"Medically he will be fine." Madame Pomfrey smiled, "And how are you?"

Sirius shrugged, "Hungry, fat... Horny." Then James laughed and he realised who was talking to and winced, "Shit... Sorry... I mean..."

"All perfectly normal feelings for someone at your stage in a pregnancy." Madame Pomfrey smiled, looking over as the doors opened and Dumbledore and Slughorn walked in.

They headed straight over to the bed and looked at Regulus for a moment before exchanging looks, "Yes, I believe this is a headteacher matter. Thank you Horace." Dumbledore said quietly, Slughorn gave a nod before leaving the hospital wing. Dumbledore turned to Madame Pomfrey, "How is he?"

"He should be awake soon Sir." She replied.

"Very well, could you perhaps fetch us a hangover potion." Madame Pomfrey nodded and left, Dumbledore turned to Sirius and smiled, sitting in the seat next to him, "Your brother is in a lot of trouble." He said gently.

"Yeah." Sirius growled, furious with Regulus, then he softened slightly and sighed, "Professor? I know he's been stupid and needs to be punished but please, please, don't suspend him... Going back to my parents house... That really wont help him." Sirius whispered.

Dumbledore smiled some more and his eyes twinkled, "Quite right." He said, "Shouldn't the two of you be in Transfiguration?" He asked suddenly.

"Yeah but -"

"Go, Your brother is fine. You can come and visit him later if he's still here." Dumbledore assured Sirius, motioning for him to leave, James took his friends arm and half dragged him from the hospital wing. James and Sirius walked down the corridor towards their transfiguration class, both of them lost in their thoughts, "Why would he get that drunk Jay?" Sirius mumbled,

"I don't know." James sighed, "Maybe something's bothering him."

"Exactly! I should have noticed!" Sirius scowled at the floor and James wrapped an arm around him,

Sirius smiled before suddenly tensing and moving away, James frowned and then noticed Bryce coming towards them. "Can I have a word?" He asked Sirius almost coldly.

"We have Transfiguration." James cut in before Sirius could reply.

Bryce pursed his lips, "Later then." He said before walking off.

James looked at Sirius and raised a slight eyebrow, "I told him I kissed you... He's probably just feeling jealous." Sirius shrugged.

"Right, be careful Siri... I know you like him but... He's bad news."

"Don't start Jay." Sirius sighed, walking into the Transfiguration class and leaving James stood in the corridor.

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"Hey!" Sirius grinned, walking over to Bryce, "God you would not believe the day I've had!" He added cheerfully, trying to calm the scowl on the other boy's face, it didn't work...

"What were you doing with that whore Potter?" Bryce growled.

"We were walking to class!" Sirius said angrily.

Bryce scowled, "Then why did he have his arm around you?"

"Because my brother's in the hospital wing and he was trying to comfort me!" Sirius yelled, suddenly furious, then he realised what he had done and flinched backwards but Bryce was frowning by now and didn't look so angry.

"Is Regulus okay?" He asked gently.

Sirius gave a small nod, "Yeah, he'll be fine." He muttered, "I have to go and see him in a bit though."

Bryce nodded, "Okay." He said, "I'm sorry for snapping at you... I just..."

"It's fine, I get it." Sirius smiled, leaning up to kiss Bryce, Bryce kissed back, his hands moving to Sirius' hair as Sirius moaned into the kiss, "God I love you." He panted as they parted.

Bryce laughed, "You don't have to call me god." He smirked before frowning, "I thought you weren't talking to Potter anyway?"

Sirius sighed, great... Back to this. "I wasn't but he promised to stop fussing about the baby. I already said if it was his he could keep it so." Sirius shrugged at then frowned at the furious expression on Bryce's face.

"If it's his." The boy repeated, shit, Sirius had never told Bryce who the other possible father's were. "You had sex with Potter?" Bryce asked, "Whilst we were together?"

"No! No... Just after we split." Sirius whispered.

"Liar!" Bryce yelled, grabbing hold of Sirius' hair, "I bet you were at it the entire time we were together!" He dropped Sirius' hair and punched him in the face, knocking him to the floor.

"No." Sirius said, "I swear I -" He was cut off as he was kicked in the stomach and let out a yelp, his hand moving instantly, trying to protect the baby, "Bryce please... The baby..."

"Oh that godamned baby!" Bryce yelled and raised his foot again.

"STUPEFY!" Came a voice from the other end of the corridor and Bryce went flying, crashing to the floor unconscious. Sirius looked up at the person who had stunned his boyfriend and was surprised to find Lucius Malfoy stood there, then he looked at Bryce who didn't appear to be moving, "Oh god! You've killed him."

"He's stunned." Lucius said, "Although he'd deserve death."

"No he just -" Sirius cut himself off with a scream as a flash of pain spiked through his stomach.

Lucius' eyes widened, "Oh shit, we have to get you to the hospital wing." He said, Sirius tried to disagree but the pain was too bad and so he simply leant his head against Lucius as the older teenager helped him up.

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I know, I'm evil... Sorry... Also I'm going away and will have no internet access so no update for about a week. Forgive me?

SexySiri.

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