Abyssal Armageddon

By Inuyoshie

Disclaimer: If all the land were paper, and all the oceans ink, and all the skies were apple pies what would we have to drink? Aka: I don't own ToA.

Chapter 14: In Which We Determine that Dist Is Indeed Sane

"I don't understand what I did wrong!" Dist whined, pacing back and forth. His chair paced with him.

"Well, let's see, you built a machine that supposedly creates humans out of nothing. How could that POSSIBLY go wrong?" Asch demanded sarcastically.

"Shut up!" Dist screeched.

"You spent the whole time flirting with Jade-"

"Again?" Legretta let out a heavy sigh.

"I WAS NOT!" Dist snarled. "Anyway YOU were-"

"That girl forced me!" Asch snarled. "I was unwilling!"

"You got raped?" Sync snickered. Asch glared viciously at Sync.

"No," he snapped.

"But you failed your mission," Sync pointed out.

"The girl Asch was dancing with was making my chimera's spontaneously combust," Largo mumbled.

"You were dancing?" Sync snickered.

"Quite well," Largo added. Asch glared.

"If I stopped distracting her she'd cause more damage!" Asch defended himself.

"She also had a nice ass," Largo noted.

"Aaah, getting it on with the ladies huh?" Sync smirked. "Nice goin'," Asch lost his temper, made and angry noise and motioned violence to Sync. However, it turned out looking like an epically failing flail dance.

"Have you lost it?" Largo asked.

"Wow. I thought dist would be the first to go," Sync remarked.

"And as you can plainly see, I am perfectly sane!" Dist exclaimed.

"… Right," Asch remarked, calming down. Van stepped into the room.

"Asch, Largo, Dist, report," he said calmly.

"Well, we've determined that Dist screwed up royally-"

"I did NOT1" Dist cut Asch off.

"His creations have odd powers," Largo noted.

"Such as?" Van asked.

"Well, we know that one of them causes things to burst into flames," Asch elaborated.

"Hm… they may be useful," Van nodded.

"See! I'm not a screw up!" Dist grinned.

"But they don't behave like replicas at all- they have personalities, and sass back," Largo pointed out. Dist pouted.

"Who talks like that anymore anyways?" he grumbled.

"Pot, meet kettle," Asch pointed out.

"Why you-"

"Focus." Van ordered. "Where are they?"

"With the Dreck," Asch replied. Van perked up, an interesting look in his yes.

"I do believe we can use this,"

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Y NOT.

Inuyoshie's after the chapter special

Inu: Yo.

Aja: That was probably out of character.

Inu: Neh. Circumstantial OOC ness? I apologize deeply to any of my fans who were offended by Asch blowing up or something.

Aja: Everyone gets pissed.

Inu: And Chloe does have a nice ass.

Chloe: Inu! I mean no offense but the ole barn door just don' swing that way.

Inu: Naw that be fine, that be fine. I wasn't hitting on you, I was merely remarking on something.

Guy: Anyways, since your OCs are part of you wouldn't hitting on them be incest?

Inu: NO, that would be masturbation.

Luke: What?

Dakota: AschXLuke.

Guy: *dies* that's just wrong!

Aja: Inu. Guy can't talk if he's dead.

Inu: Okay, lemme fix it.

Guy: That's just wrong! *dies*

Luke: … I'm confused.

Dakota: Wait- Guy doesn't know that Asch and Luke are very similar yet Inu…

Inu: Aw, I'm screwing the cannon plot with a kitchen broom and a baseball bat at the same time, so…

Aja: Eeew… bad image…

Inu: Come on, I thought you'd be into that kinky kinda stuff.

Aja: *clears throat, reddening* Ahem. Next chapter.

Inu: Yes. In Which Luke's Sex Life Is Discussed In Detail and Jade Is Covered In Whipped Cream.

Jade: Why me?

Inu: Y NOT?