Well, you guys didn't really follow through like I had expected, but at least you were honest!

Victoria62015: Hmm . . . a hilarious mental image, but I don't think either of them will be wearing dresses.

HearsVoices008: D: I'm flattered that my story would influence your dreams, but why did Hikaru have to kill Kaoru? And in the worst way possible!

SnOandZnT: Crazy chick with a fork, I would very much like to kill Kyoya also, but may I suggest a spoon? Much more painful to be stabbed with.

Ditkata: Yeah, the gift the Hikaru threw away was the ring.

Akutskifan14: Sorry, but you're gonna have to wait like everybody else! *smirk*

tragicpoet54: I've never lie Kyoya, so of course I had to reflect that into my writing! XD And I know that same sex marriage is illegal. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? ;D

midnight-alchemist13: Haha, what do you mean you can't write long reviews? That was pretty long! And that's a lot more detail than I planned on using. (But I'm considering a somewhat less realistic sequel *hushhush*)

wishIwereanime: Honesty is all that matters! Haha, thanx you so much!

I remember when I first started this story and I only had three reviews to reply to. Now, I have a grand total of 109! Not to mention forty-five favorites and fort-eight story alerts! I really love you guys are am happy to have had you along for the ride!

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I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, but I am happy to own Ignorance is Bliss?

Now, for a very, very, VERY short chapter, followed by the epilogue ;D

Omniscient POV:

The flight was long, the service was short, and the flight back was even longer. Bother Hitachiin twins were anticipating their return home. How would their parents take the news? Their friends? They had just made a life changing decision in a matter of hours. Yet somehow, neither of them thought it would affect anything. Sure, their dad might scream or kick them out of the house, their mom might or might not defend them, their friends might reject the news - or them - completely. But they still had each other, no more or less than what they started with.

"Hikaru," Kaoru said sleepily, a thought having suddenly occurred to him, "You know, we never really told the others about us."

"I'm sure Kyoya took it upon himself to tell them," Hikaru replied. "He's better with words than we are, anyway."

He didn't know why, but Kaoru was satisfied with that answer. He rested his head on Hikaru's shoulder and directed his gaze at their interwoven fingers, rings glinting identically in the fading sunlight. Kaoru smiled, and Hikaru grinned with him.

"You know, we should go on a little trip," Hikaru suggested. He especially had France on his mind.

Kaoru looked up and raised his eyebrows. "You mean, like a honeymoon?"

"Exactly like a honeymoon. Is the idea amusing to you?"

"Extremely. Normally, a couple would think about marriage for years, throw a perfect wedding with friends and family, lose their virginity on their honeymoon, plan on kids, et cetera. You and I, on the other hand, thought about marriage for a few weeks, haven't even told some of our friends and family that we're a couple, will most likely lose our virginity before the honeymoon, and will not plan on kids because it's physically impossible. Is it just me, or are we a dysfunctional couple?"

"Kaoru, you're comparing us to a normal couple. Take a gay couple for example. Sure, they might plan the wedding for years, but do you really think they would want friends or family there? That would just be awkward all around. Some hotels won't even let gay couples check in. No orphanage in their right mind would let them adopt. Really, we're not that strange."

"Well, I'm sure we could find a way to adopt if we really wanted to."

This made Hikaru laugh. "Kaoru, any child we raise will be so messed up, we'll have to pay a dollar to see it in a sideshow. I think we're best left alone."

Kaoru couldn't argue with this, so he remained silent and rested in Hikaru's arms for the rest of the flight.

There are still some members of the Hitachiin family who don't know about Hikaru and Kaoru's secret. Their friends took the news surprisingly well, and they never let any rumors get past them. The rest of the twins' school careers went surprisingly well. They were forced to go away to college because their father couldn't bear to think about what they were doing when they were home alone. No one who didn't know ever asked about the rings. Either they didn't notice or didn't care.

Hikaru and Kaoru were happier than they could have ever hoped to be. They would often look back on the year fondly, thinking about how little they started with and how little it actually took to make them happy in the end.

Until next time - Alexishy