"Yo, Waluigi," Wario snorted, pulling his park map out of the back of his pants, "get over here and help me find out what to do next, will ya?"

"Nah, I'd rather not," Waluigi replied nonchalantly, "I just don't, oh, what's the word? Care."

Waluigi was met with the park map being thrown in his face.

"Guess what? I don't care about what you don't care about. Find something before I throw a lot more than that park map at you."

Grumbling, Waluigi began reading over the descriptions of each ride out loud and waited for Wario's opinion.

"Jungle Cruise: Take a cruise though an African jungle, from a gorilla encampment to an ancient temple..."

"Naw, I hate wildlife lessons."

"Uh, ok... Mickey's PhilharMagic: Join Donald on a magical journey though musical scenes from popular Disney movies..."

"Ugh, do you WANT me to get 'Be Our Guest' stuck in my head again?"

"Fine... Snow White's Scary Adventures:..."

"No."

"Grr... Pirates of the Caribbean: Go on a voyage with pirates as they ravage a port town and steal its treasures..."

"Treasure? We get treasure? We're goin' on that ride! NOW!"

Wario immediately ran off towards Adventureland, leaving Waluigi standing there, chuckling quietly.

"Heh, what a moron... He really thinks he can actually get some of the 'pirate treasure'? I guess his muscles aren't the only things as dense as a rock..."

Dead men tell no tales... Dead men tell no tales...

"Eh, shut up, bone boy! Nothing's standing between me and that treasure! You can't scare..."

"Wario, you realize he's just an audio-animatronic, right?"

"He is? I mean... Of course he is! I was just, uh, playing along!"

"Right..." Waluigi mumbled as their boat passed under the talking skull and crossbones, "I'd love to see how you 'play along' with the drop up ahead."

"Wait a sec... There's a drop?"

Suddenly, the boat lunged forward and started to go downwards very fast. Because they were sitting in the front, and the fact that Wario was as fat as a pig, a humongous wave engulfed the entire boat when they reached the bottom of the drop.

"Ok..." a drenched Waluigi muttered, "that's the last time I go on a flume ride with you..."

"Hey," Wario began sniffing his soaked clothes, "I didn't know they put chlorine in boat rides."

The boat weaved though various scenes of pirate skeletons lying on a beach or one steering a ship or another (presumably the captain) sitting on a pile of gold, the last of which got Wario's attention.

"Hello, gold!" Wario shouted, trying to climb out of the boat, "Come to daddy!"

"What are you, freakin' nuts?" Waluigi yelled, pulling Wario back down into his seat.

"Hey! There's treasure there! Me wants treasure!"

Wario broke free of Waluigi's grip, dived for the treasure... wound up short, and landed in the water with a loud splash.

"Gee... He really is a moron. Oh well, I guess I don't have to deal with him anymore!"

However, as the boat was floating out of the scene, Waluigi heard someone climb onto the back of the boat. After a few more moments, Wario pulled himself back into the seat next to Waluigi, and he had a very sullen look on his face.

"What's the matter, Wario? Did you get in over your head? Ha, ha!"

Wario grunted only one word.

"Plastic."

"Eh?"

"The 'treasure' was made of PLASTIC!"

Waluigi began laughing uncontrollably.

"Hey! Stop laughing! It's not funny!"

"Yeah it is! Ha, ha, ha!"

Wario, getting fed up, shoved Waluigi out of the boat and into the water. Waluigi immediately pulled himself out and he and Wario began duking it out in the boat. By the time they settled down, the boat had gotten to the scene where the pirate ship attacks the fort. Unbeknownst to either of the two was the fact that on the ship was (surprise, surprise) Bowser and Bowser Jr.

"Ok, pop," Bowser Jr. began, "are you SURE this time that this plan is fool-proof?"

"For the final time, yes, son!" Bowser replied, pulling away one of the 'fake' pirate cannons on the ship and pushing in a Bullet Bill cannon, "I've set up hundreds... no, millions of Bullet Bill cannons before, and this one is no different!"

"Um... Still, I'm gonna stand over here while you shoot that thing."

Bowser Jr. backed off to the opposite end of the ship while Bowser stood over the cannon, aiming at Wario and Waluigi in the little boat below. Soon, he had them right in his crosshairs. He set off the cannon... when it simply exploded right in his face! Wario and Waluigi's boat continued by, and Bowser Jr. walked up to his father, who was still coughing up smoke.

"See, pop? That's why I stood back and let you shoot the cannon."

"Uh... Yeah... Son, I think you just gave me an idea. Next time I need to blow anything up, I'm gettin' one of my koopas to do it!"