A very obssesed fangirl: I'm glad you liked it! MALLOWMELT!

Hi all! Time for boys night!

Keefe: Sophie just hailed me saying she will always love me!

Fitz: WHAT!

Oh don't worry about it. A very obssesed fangirl and I just interrogated all the girls about their love lives.

Dex: Do we know her?

Wylie: What did Linh say?

Tam: Why do you care?

Wylie: No reason.

Awwwww, Lylie fluff! (I know what that word means now!)

Fitz: Does anyone like me?

Well, I'm pretty sure I can't talk about it, but...no.

Fitz: WHAT! But...but...I have the...the...the EYES!

Boo hoo Ritz. It's not my fault you aren't attractive.

Fitz: Hey! I'm very attractive!

Sure...Lodestar cover,

Fitz: They got me in a bad shot!

Excuses!

Dex: When will I be a contestant on Wylie's forced game show.

Wylie: SERIOUSLY! I WANTED HER TO BE DISTRACTED!

Wylie! I'm personally hurt!

Wylie: Sorry.

That's the most unapologetic apology I have ever heard.

Dex: So...when can I?

After Ritz gets eliminated.

Fitz: Excuse me?

Onto the game show!

Dex: Camera rolling in three, two, one, ACTION!

Wylie: Welcome back! Today with my friend disembodied voice. Wait, do you have a name?

Yeah, LunaLovegood397.

Wylie: What kind of name is that?

EXCUSE YOU!

Wylie: What? Okay so my friend...LunaLovegood397 and I will be continuing our Game show.

'Sup.

Wylie: So the next reference that you have to make is...Sophie looking at Ritz in the first book!

Fitz: I KNOW! LOOK INTO YOUR EYES THE SKYS THE LIMIT!

Wylie: Correct. We've had to many Helpless references.

Agreed. WHO WROTE THESE CARDS!

Background: DUNNO!

Oh and by the way, Ritz is disqualified.

Fitz: WHAT!

For being Ritz.

Fitz: Wait a second, who are you talking about?

Um...you...Ritz.

Fitz: My name is Fitz.

ARE YOU ADMITTING TO IDENTITY THEFT!

Fitz: What? No!

Change to courtroom!

(Scene breaks away to a glorious courtroom that the amazing LunaLovegood397 imagined)

Fitz: How did that work?

Magic! *Jazz hands*

Dex: OOOOO! I HAVE A COSTUME!

Tam: Why do I have an orange jumpsuit?

Your playing Fitz's prisoner lawyer.

Fitz: Why do I need a lawyer?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE COMMITTED A FELONY!

Fitz: What felony?

IDENTITY THEFT AND TRADEMARK STEALING!

Fitz: You gave me the name Ritzroy Savory Cracker.

No I didn't.

Fitz: You didn't?

Nope.

Fitz: Then who?

The Fandom.

Tam: Can I not be his lawyer.

No!

Tam: Come on! I have a dat...never mind.

Don't worry, I know *wink*.

Tam: Um...okay?

Keefe: Wait, Bangs Boy is going on a date.

Tam: Who says I am!?

Keefe: Your cheeks.

Their like, hot red Cheeto red.

Tam: They are so not!

Sure.

Tam: I have had enough of your stupid and annoying sures and not importants. SO STOP!

~T.Song

I have had enough of your not listening to my orders and going off on your own.

~L.Good

Keefe: FITZ MUST DIE!

Dex: Come back next time to see how this all plays out. Well, of course after girls night part seven.

In background: YOUR AT PART SEVEN!

Thanks for reading! Byeeeee!