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Chris is on the dock of shame. "Last time on Total Drama Island" He starts, as a flashback from the previous episode starts. "I decided to- Okay, the lawyers decided to give the final five a nice little break, so I decided to pay a visit to Playas De Losers, a five star resort where are losers have been staying. Here we interviewed our losers, and we learned who the like, hate, and want to win! In a surprise twist, the losers got to vote on who they wanted gone! In the end, it was Bella, the queen of mean, to the loser express to loserville!"

Flashback from previous episode ends. "Who will ride the boat of losers next? And who will die a horrible death at the hands of mua? Stay tuned for all this and more, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Theme song plays

Yo mom and dad I'm doing fine

Maddi is pouting at the bottom of the lake when a fish hook grabs her

You guys are on my mind

Garret fishes her up into the air

You asked me what I wanted to be

Maddi lands near Drew, who is petting the animals

Now I think the answers plain to see

The animals attack Drew and Maddi and the two run away

I wanna beeee Famous!

Mark laughs at Drew and Maddi as they run away

I wanna live close to the sun

JJ and Ali are laughing together on the raft and it goes over a waterfall

Oh pack your bags cause I've already won

Ali and JJ land on a log being lifted by Michael

Everything to prove nothing in my way

Monaco flies into them from behind and knocks them all off the log

I get there one daaayyy

Bella walks out of the confessional only to be hit by Brendan's fencing sabre while he's practicing

Cause I wanna beeee famous!

Jaden is talking his mouth off until Chef shoves food into his mouth shutting him up, while Connor is sipping tea next to Jaden with his butler

Nananananaaa Nanananananananaaaaaa

Lauren skates across the beach, pulling off some sick moves

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous

Mathew is on the dock, shooting flaming arrows up at balloons, until one accidently hits the camera

(Whistling) dodododo dododododooooooo

JJ and Ali are looking into each other's eyes at the campfire ceremony when Monaco appears behind them scaring JJ and Ali apart

End of theme song

JJ and Ali were on the girls side of the cabin, or as they liked to call, the "Headquarters"

"Okay Ali, I'm almost done with the footage, just a few tweaks and we'll be good to go!" JJ says, editing the incriminating footage of Mark doing his dirty work. "Mark won't know what hit him!"

"Yes" Ali says, with a wide grin on her face. "And with Bella gone, there's still a chance for us both to get to the finale!" Ali surprises JJ with a kiss. "That's for being a good boyfriend."

"Yea-ye-yeah!" JJ says in a love struck daze.

Confessional (JJ)

JJ; "Ok, maybe I'm still not the best at talking to girls, heh heh. Hey, it's not easy when you're a nerd; usually I never am even able to talk to girls!"

Confessional over (JJ)

Michael and Mark are playing a game of basketball, trying to pass the time.

"Looks like I win again!" Michael says. "Too easy"

Mark is panting, not being as athletic as Michael. "Whatever, were still going to the finale together no matter what! I mean, we are the strongest players that have been in this game the entire season!"

"True, but I still beat you" Michael says, shooting a basket. "You can't erase that fact!"

"Whatever" Mark says.

Confessional (Michael/Mark)

Michael; "Wow, mark isn't that bad after you get to know him. He just seems mean sometimes!

SHIFT

Mark; do not think I've gone soft! I'm just playing Michael, that's all! I need an ally now seeing that there's only a few of us left. If I don't win a challenge and Michael isn't my ally, I'm out!"

Confessional over (Michael/Mark)

Michael is walking back to the cabins

"Geez, I need a nap after all that!" Michael says, walking up the stairs. "Mark really wore me out!"

"Hey Michael!" JJ said, walking towards him. "Can you come with me I have something to show you" JJ finishes leading him towards the girls side of the cabin.

"Ummm, what is it exactly?" Michael asks, confused by all of this.

"Something you'll want to see…" JJ says, as they walk into the room…

THE NEXT MORNING

Mark, Ali, JJ, and Michael are in the middle of the woods, still in their cots. Mark yawns and rubs his eyes, trying to wake up.

"WHAT THE HELL CHRIS!" Mark booms, realizing they have been stranded in the middle of the woods.

"No more wedgies!" JJ says, waking up from a dream. "Ok, please tell me I'm still dreaming!"

"Huh, whats going on?" Ali says, sitting up. "Ok, now I understand why Mark was yelling!"

Michael was already on his feet. "How much do want to bet this is a challenge!" Michael says, doing his morning warm-ups. "This is the type of thing Chris does to us for a laugh!"

"True" Ali says.

Confessional (Ali)

Ali: "I know I may sound bratty when I say this, but I still need to touch up on my looks when I get up, hopefully JJ doesn't care if I don't look great…"

Confessional over (Ali)

"Hey Mark, you seem to really be taking your separation from Bella really well" Ali says.

"Ummm, okay?" Mark says.

Confessional (Mark)

Mark; "Yeah, I don't see a girl for a few days, is it really that big of a deal?"

Confessional over (Mark)

JJ walks up to Ali, with a grin on his face. "Why are you so happy JJ?" Ali asks, already knowing the answer.

"Because I'm hanging out with you!" JJ replies, cheery even though stuck in the middle of the woods.

Mark rolls his eyes and turns to Michael. "That is just sad!" Mark says, chuckling.

"Yeah, I guess…" Michael says.

Confessional (Mark/Michael)

Mark; "Michael is now like my peon, doing what I command! The million dollars is as good as mine!"

SHIFT

Michael; "Last night JJ showed me the incriminating footage, and know, I know Mark is playing me! I just have to make it look like I'm working with him until I can vote him off!"

Confessional over (Mark/Michael)

The final 4 are just wandering around the clearing, until they hear a helicopter and look up.

Sure enough, it's Chris.

"Goooood morning final 4!" Chris says through a megaphone. "We decided to push you farther than ever with today's challenge!"

Confessional (Ali)

Ali; "Like that could happen, Chris has already made me dive off a cliff, face my fears, and hunt Monaco! If Chris can push me farther, then then I'm an alien!"

Confessional over (Ali)

"We have dropped you in the middle of the woods" Chris says.

"We know that dumbass!" Mark says.

"Aside from the rude comments" Chris says. "You're challenge is to make it back to camp, and touch the totem pole." Chris explains. "First one to do that wins immunity!" Everyone groans at the tedious task. "Also, there is a special announcement!" Chris says, drawing everyone's attention. "Somewhere along the way back to camp, there is an idol carved with the beautiful face of mua!" Chris says. "This is called the McLain invincibility idol, which can save you from one elimination if you get the most votes. Find it, and you're golden!"

"So you're saying theirs an invincibility idol on the island!" JJ says.

"Yep!" Chris says. "Now you can't say I've helped you guys out!" Suddenly four packs are thrown out of the helicopter. "These are you're survival kits. You must have these when you touch the totem pole, or you do not win!" Chris snickers. "The packs also contain what you need to survive, sooooooo, good luck, and maybe I'll see you back at camp!" Chris finishes, flying away.

Confessional (JJ/Michael)

JJ; I know I may not be athletic, but I do know my navigation skills from all the reading I've done! Plus, in the packs there is a compass and a map! I just have to be able to figure out where camp is before Mark does!"

SHIFT

Michael; "Today, I'm teaming with Mark. I need to slow Mark down that way he doesn't get immunity. If he loses the challenge, he loses the game!"

Confessional over (JJ/Michael)

JJ and Ali look at the map and compass. "Ok Ali, if I align this and this… Got it! Follow me Ali!" JJ says, running into the woods, with Ali following behind.

"Ok JJ, remember, we run a little while, then-" Ali says, getting cut off.

"I know, we make a turn and go the other way, throwing the others off!" JJ finishes. "Great idea Ali!"

"You know it is!" Ali says playfully.

BACK AT THE CLEARING…

"Ok Michael" Mark starts. "Let's follow JJ and Ali!"

"Ok, then let's go!" Michael replies, as Mark runs ahead.

Confessional (Michael/Ali)

Michael; I know what JJ and Ali are doing, and I plan on helping them with it, cause Mark is too dangerous to keep around!"

SHIFT

Ali; "Me and JJ have this one in the bag! With Michael on our side, we'll have the last villain of this show by the end of the day! Or maybe two, but you get what I mean!"

Confessional over (Michael/Ali)

JJ and Ali are climbing a hill when Ali trips over JJ.

"Whaaaaa!" Ali cries as she lands on JJ.

"Ali are you okay?!" JJ asks.

"I think so…" Ali says trying to stand up. As soon as she's up she crumples back to the ground.

"Ali, you are not fine!" JJ says, rummaging through the survival pack. "Stay seated while I find something for you!" JJ commands.

"JJ, honestly, I'm fine, and plus, we have no time to waste! We have to get back to the campsite!" Ali protests, trying to stand again, and again losing balance crumpling back to the ground.

"Ali, first of all, we have at least an hour lead with the trick we pulled" JJ starts. "And I don't want you getting hurt further by continuing!"

"But I'm-"Ali says trying to protest, but JJ kisses her to keep her quiet.

"You are not fine, and you are going to rest!" JJ says. "Now I've found something to help you out…" JJ says as he starts to wrap some gauze from the pack around her ankle. "We'll stay here for the night"

WITH MICHAEL AND MARK…

It is hours later, and Mark and Michael are sitting in front of a fire.

"With our speed today, it's easy to say, we are winning this!" Mark says. "I'm going to take a piss; I'll be back in five!" Mark says, walking away from their campsite. After a few seconds of walking, Mark trips over something. "Ow, Dimmit!" He says quietly, looking at the think he tripped over. Suddenly, his eyes widen. "Well, looky here…" Mark says with an evil grin on his face.

Confessional (Mark)

Mark; Let's just say what I found is going to help me out a lot later on!"

Confessional over (Mark)

THE NEXT MORNING…

JJ and Ali have woken up, huddled next to each other, deprived of sleeping bags, or anything used to sleep on,

"YAAWNN" Ali says, stretching. "JJ, how'd you sleep?" She asked her boyfriend, who was also stretching.

"YAWN, like a rock!" JJ said sitting up. "How's your ankle feeling?" JJ asks, concerned.

"Fine" Ali replied, standing up. "It's not perfect, but it'll do!"

Ali wobbled a bit but managed to regain her balance. "How bout I help you walk today Ali? We'll go slower, but we should still get a reasonable distance!" JJ says, supporting her with his arm.

"That be great, thanks" Ali says, now starting to walk slowly.

Confessional (Ali/JJ)

Ali; Ow! This ankle is hurting me today! But, I can't rest another day, because there's no way Mark and Michael will stay fooled for much longer!"

SHIFT

JJ; "I know Ali's in pain, but what other choice do I have? If Mark wins, one of us is going home! And I really don't want to go…"

Confessional over (Ali/JJ)

WITH MARK AND MICHAEL…

The duo have reached a beach by about midday…

"WHAT THE HELL!" Mark yells. "How did we end up here?!" Mark says, stomping around. Suddenly, Mark throws his pack into the water. "We were gad damn tricked!"

Michael sees this and says, "Hey Mark, we are at a beach right, this means were at the edge of the island!"

"So what!" Mark says, still very frustrated.

"If we follow the beach, we will have to eventually reach the docks right?" Michael says.

Apon hearing this, Mark snaps out of his anger. "You're right!" He says, running down the beach, "Let's go, we have a lot of ground to make up!"

Confessional (Mark/Michael)

Mark; "Ahhh, Michael has just handed me the million!"

SHIFT

Michael; "Mark forgot his pack, and didn't Chris say we needed our packs to win…"

Confessional over (Mark/Michael)

Mark and Michael are now racing down the beach.

"Hey, Michael, do want to know something that goes faster than light?" Mark asked.

"Sure" Michael answered with a grin.

Mark then got a smug look on his face and said "Me!" And pulled ahead of Michael.

Michael quickly responded with "Oh no you don't!" The two kept racing each other out of sight.

LATER…

JJ and Ali kept going on, and were only a few football fields length away from camp, only they didn't know that.

"Ok Ali, we can't be much farther away from camp…" JJ panted. The weak nerd was not used to supporting someone for an entire day.

"Hey, how bout we stop at the top of this hill?" Ali said, her foot feeling like it was going to fall off.

"Sure" is all JJ can muster to get out. After ten more minutes of strenuous hiking, the couple finally reaches the top of the hill.

"Whew" Ali said sitting down. "I never want to walk again!"

"You mean limp right?" JJ joked. "I walked!"

"Haha!" Ali laughed. "Hey, do you see that light over there?" She asked.

"Wait, is that…" JJ's eyes widened. "THE CAMP!" JJ cheered. "Ali, get up, were not that far from camp!"

"I guess…" Ali groaned.

Confessional (JJ/Ali)

JJ; "If I'm correct, me and Ali are still ahead, WE HAVE TO WIN THIS!"

SHIFT

Ali; "JJ is being a bit pushy, but we have been stuck out here for 2 days, so whatever."

Confessional over (Ali)

Michael and Mark are also close. "Hey Michael!" Mark said. "I see the camp!"

"Yeah!" Michael says. "Me too!"

"Think fast!" Mark says, pushing Michael into the sand, spraining his ankle.

Confessional (Michael/Mark)

Michael; "Mark is GOING DOWN!"

SHIFT

Mark; I know you think that was stupid, but with this *holds out immunity idol* I only have to win one challenge to make it to the finale! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Confessional over (Michael/Mark)

JJ and Ali approach the camp, as Mark reaches the totem pole.

"AH YEAH!" Mark cheers, doing a victory dance. "I win!"

"No you don't" Chris says, walking towards everyone.

"WHAT?!" Mark says.

"You don't have your pack Mark" Chris explains.

Only a few feet away, JJ turns towards Ali. "One second" He says. JJ drops Ali and runs towards the totem pole, and touches it.

"AND JJ WINS!" Chris bellows cheerfully. "The lot of you, head towards the campfire pit for an elimination ceremony, if this was an elimination ceremony!"

"WHAT!" everyone yells.

"Yep, this was a reward challenge! And JJ for winning, you get a major advantage in the challenge tomorrow!" Chris says.

"I guess that's cool!" JJ says. "Ali, lets get you to first aid!"

JJ picks Ali up, and carries her away towards first aid.

Chris faces the camera. "Will Mark manage to make it to the finale, and will JJ and Ali ever actually get to eliminate Mark? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!"

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