It was a bright day, like always for Derpy Hooves, Mailmare, as Derpy made her rounds; delivering the mail to its rightful owners she came across a rather odd sight. The sight that she found so odd was a magazine; the magazine was in a clear, plastic covering with a stamp that had the name of the pony to receive the magazine, Big Macintosh. Derpy, being the curious mare she is, took the magazine out of the covering, this was strictly forbidden as she was told, and looked inside. Derpy giggled at the sight, a mare in lingerie was licking a banana provocatively, Derpy, not knowing this, giggled ad the picture some more, "silly pony, that's not how you eat a banana." The curious mare turned the page once more to see the same mare spreading her legs revealing her genitals in another provocative manner; Derpy did not giggle at this one, but instead was stern as if the picture could hear her, "bad mare, cover up your private parts before somepony sees you!" she began flipping the pages again until she had seen every picture in the magazine, closing the book and reading the title out loud she announced, "I must find out what this 'PlayPony' is right away!" with that she flew towards Sweet Apple Acres to deliver the package. Derpy flew right over to Big Mac with the package in her mouth. Big Macintosh was in a hurry to go back inside after receiving his mail, but Derpy stopped him, "what's 'PlayPony'?" with that, the red stallion tensed up at the blunt question, dismissing it with a quick "nothing" Big Mac turned around only to tense up again, for in the living room sat little AppleBloom, flipping through the magazine, "that's not how ya eat a banana." The filly said while turning the page only to have it snatched away by the nervous stallion. "How to eat a wut?" asked AppleJack while walking in the living room only to tense up as well, "Big Macintosh, how dare ya spoil this yung filly's innocence with yer smut? I want it out this house now!" Derpy was gone by now, she had another load of mail to deliver; she was the only mailmare in Ponyville afterall.