"Chopper," Usopp started, "Take it from me; you must always watch what you say when you finally decided to get a girl, okay?"
"Huh?" The child doctor looked up at his idol curiously. "Why?"
"Trust me, man; no matter how innocent or calm their appearance are, all women are violent, and more than capable of destroying your manhood."
The reindeer quivered in his spot. "Really?"
"Do I ever lie to you? I mean, seriously-"
CRASH!
Both boys jumped as they watched Eustass Kidd sail through the air from the ship's interior, Nami's voice trailing after him. "HOW DARE YOU GET ME SUCH CHEAP JEWELRY ON OUR ANNIVERSARY?"
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A/N: I am back after more than two months, with a rather choppy writing. Interpret this as you will. I intend to submit more tomorrow.