Authors Note: Hey guys! Long time no see. I told you I couldn't leave this story behind forever... So I get to annoy everyone by continuing to update months apart, the conversations loosing plot and saying its "complete" each time. But this story is my baby. I don't think I could just stop. So without further ado- chapter 14!

Disclaimer: Honey's let Auntie Chessi tell ya'll a little story. It's about me. I don't own Glee. I never will own Glee. I don't own the characters and I never will own the characters. The end. (Nice bedtime story to retell the children, right?)

FinnIsCool!: Blaine. Kurt. Stop

MrFabulous: What are we possibly doing to bother you, Hudson?

FinnIsCool!: You're being all snuggly and cuddly and having eye-sex right in the middle of the living room.

MrFabulous: Jealous?

FinnIsCool!: No! Eww dude, incest. Seriously. GET A ROOM.

MrFabulous: You know you have a laptop right? It's portable. Get up and leave if it bothers you so much. Deep down, I knew you were still a homophobe.

FinnIsCool!: Don't pull the homophobe card on me young man! It bothers me cause your my little bro and it's supposed to bother me. Not cause it's with Blaine. Me and Blaine are cool.

MrFabulous: Okay. I'm older then you. Just pointing that out. AGAIN. And it is not "supposed" to bother you. We're sitting here watching a movie! We aren't doing anything!

FinnIsCool!: LIAR! You look like you're freaking ready to practice your wedding vows!

TeenageDream: You know. We should write wedding vows.

MrFabulous: We're not getting married at least for two more years though?

TeenageDream: Oh come on! Just for the fun of it, we can write real ones later in life. And just to add to the humor of it, let's type them out on here, to annoy Finn.

FinnIsCool!: Hey, Anderson. Do you know how tall you are? Yeah. I'm guessing you do Hobbit. I can crush you with my bare hands.

TeenageDream: La, la, la... Ignoring threats.

MrFabulous: I, Kurt Hummel, take you, Blaine Anderson, for my lawful wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day for better, for worse, for richer, for poor, in sickness and health, until death do us part because honey, you think I'm pretty without any make-up on. You think I'm funny, when I tell the punch line wrong. I know you get me so I let my walls come down. Before you met me, I was alright. But things were kinda heavy, you brought me to life. Now every February you'll be my valentine. -I mean husband. Cause these are wedding vows. Not song lyrics. Anyways- I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece, I'm complete.

TeenageDream: MY TURN! I, Blaine Anderson, take you, Kurt Hummel, for my lawful wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day for better, for worse, for richer, for poor, in sickness and health, until death do us part. Kurt, you remind me of and old friend of mine. He sung in the dead of night. Took broken wings and learned to fly. All his life, he was only waiting for that moment to arise. He sung in the dead of night. Took sunken eyes and learned to see, all his life, he was only waiting to a moment to be free. He flew, and flew, into the light of the dark black night. He flew, and flew into the light of the dark black night. He sung in the dead of night. He took broken wings and learned to fly. Oh hey, did I mention this friend of mine was a bird? No? Anyways- You were only waiting for this moment to arise, you were only waiting for this moment to arise.

TechnicolorZebra: Blow the candles out, looks like a solo tonight. You guys finally saw the light. Congrats. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss each other. But don't get too carried away, boo. (Thats what they say at gay weddings right?)

MrFabulous: I can't believe it. I'm married!

TeenageDream: So am I!

MrFabulous: Really? Who's the lucky guy.

TeenageDream: Of just this amazing, handsome, smart, fashionable, guy, that I get to call mine.

FinnIsCool!: See! Sickeningly sweet.

TeenageDream: KURTIEEE! Your best man just interrupted the ceremony.

MrFabulous: Finn! Shut up. I'm getting married! Wait? I thought the ceremony ended already?

TeenageDream: Oh? Uhhh... not sure. How do virtual gay weddings work?

MrFabulous: I've been planning weddings since I was in dippers, and I can honestly say to that question, I have no idea.

MsFutureBroadway: Ohhh! I should ask my dads!

MrFabulous: No thanks Rach. I think we're good.

MsFutureBroadway: Oh... Okay. Well congratulations. Though when the actually wedding comes around, I better be groomsmaid? Or best woman? Or something important like that! Geez... for having two gay dads, I should know how gay weddings work. I always want to hired to handle musical arrangements, because we all know, that I'm the expert in that.

MrFabulous: Rach, please, shut up. Go make out with Finn or something. Then you'll both shut up. I love you both dearly, but your interrupting mine and Blaine's "moment".