A\N: Thx for ur wonderful reviews! They really encourage me to write this. X) About the songs, my lyrics source isn´t the best, so sorry! And I can´t find the lyrics to "Hurting for a very hurtful hurt". =( But I´m replacing it. Anyway, we got a new studio. It´s nice there and we can hide out till the Danes go home. ^_~

AT: Welcome back for the fourteenth time!

Sk: (spits out his coffee) Fourteen?

AT: Duh! Chapter fourteen?

Sk: All this time, I wasted all this time. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

AT: IT ISN´T! Oh wait, it is. So, new dares everyone!

Pv: Ah! (jumps into Skipper´s flippers)

Cl: What´s up with you?

Pv: Don´t know. It´s just a reflex.

AT: The first dare-(Private, who had climbed out of Skipper´s arms, returned there again) is Marlene chasing Julian around with a sledgehammer.

Ml: That´ll be fun.

KJ: What will be fun?

Ml: This! (grabs a sledgehammer Rico had coughed up for her and began chasing Julian around)

KJ: AHH! Help me!

Sk: Nope.

Ml: This is for everything to you did to me!

KJ: But I didn´t do anything!

Ml: You did! Not telling me about the spare crown, trying to trick me into dating you by claiming I fell for you out in the park, telling everyone I had cooties, shoving your rear into my face numerous times and singing that rhyme about Skipper and I in the tree!

KJ: But we´re friends, right? We forgive each other!

Ml: We are not friends! (hits Julian. I always wanted her to do thatXD)

KJ: OW!

Ml: Ha!

AT: She creeps me out. Marlene, I think that´s enough-

Ml: (hits him again) Really? So soon? But I hardly did the dare yet.

Pv: DARE! (hops into Skipper)

AT: Okay, the next thing is, Clemson being Julian´s servant the whole episode long.

KJ: Yes!

Cl: What? Servant of Booty-for-brains?

AT: Yes.

Hs: I´m feeling for you, pal.

Jtt: Me too.

Mt: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Pal, that´s so funny!

Everyone:….

KJ: So, I want a mango-pineapple-strawberry smoothie.

Cl: (sighs) Yes, your majesty.

AT: Next! Oh, a dare for me.

Kw: And here is….uh, Oreokiti.

AT: Who in the world of fanguins is Oreokiti?- Oh my, he is so cute! (This is Oreakiti= (([:+D] )

Sk: And now, eat him.

AT: What? No!

Dr.B: You have to, AT.

Mt: HAHAHAHA! TO AT! So funny!

Dr.B: Would you cut that out?

Mt: HAHAHA! CUTTING!

Dr.B: Grrrrrrrr!

Hs: Just ignore him.

Mt: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHH!

Dr.B: And how am I supposed to do that?

Mt: HAHAHAHAHA! BLOWY ASKED HANS! HAHAHAHA!

Hs. Sto-

Cl: Just be quiet.

Mt: HAHAHA! STO! What´s a sto?

AT: Anywho, I won´t eat him!

Sk: Then, I´ll have to force you. (moves threatengly toward her)

AT: Back off! Fine, I´ll eat….Oreakiti. (gives the Oreo a sad look)

Sk: Yes! Devour him with your razor-sharp teeth! Let him die and be chewed to tiny, pathetic pieces-

AT: CUT THAT OUT!

Sk: Gee, never heard of a dramatizer?

AT: I DON´T NEED A DRAMATIZER WHEN EATING MY BEST FRIEND!

Kw: He is just an Oreo cake.

AT: SO?

Sk: Carry on, weirdo.

AT: (finally eats Oreokiti and rushes out of the room)

Sk: (goes over to her sheet of papers) Hmm, interesting, wait, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

AT: Get away from there!

Sk: Recovered so soon?

AT: Yes. Okay, now-

KJ: WHERE IS MY SMOOTHIE?

Pv: Stop! Stop yelling around please! I can´t take this!

Cl: It´s right here, you´re stupidness.( says that quietly)

KJ: Thank you! Finally!

AT: Kowalski, are you afraid of heights?

Kw. Not that I know of, no.

AT: Did you ever try…bungee jumping?

Kw: Um, no.

Rc: I did! BUNGEE JUMPING! WHHOOHOOOOO!

Kw: Well, so I guess I have to do that now?

AT: Excatomondo!

Sk: That´s what I´m supposed to say.

AT: Exactly. (five minutes, Kowalski is ready to go)

Kw: I am ready to go!

AT: Then why aren´t you jumping?

Kw: Because I have to wait for the wind!

AT: There´s no wind blowing!

Kw: That´s why I have to wait! Or else, according to my calculations, I will crash against that wall! (Everyone looks at the wall)

Wll: (plays dangerous music)

AT: Well, hurry up. (after 30 mintues)

Sk: KOWALSKI! WE´RE GETTING OLD DOWN HERE!

KJ: I am not. (sighs) This is life.

Cl: Grrrr! I hate being used like this. (is massaging Julian)

KJ: Stop growling!

Cl: Yes, you´re nagginess! (also says that quietly. Just then, Private wakes up. He fell asleep)

Pv: Did Kowalski jump yet?

AT: No. This is one long dare.

Pv: Dare! (clutches Skipper)

Sk: Private…

Kw: I am not feeling the wind yet, so you better sit down.

AT: Kowalski, jump or else I´ll come up there and push you down.

Kw: Fine! I´m scared, okay? There!

Dr.B: Kowalski is afraid to…bungee jump? Ha!

Mt: HAHAHAHAHAH! HE SPOKE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kw: Shut up, Bottlenose!

Jtt: Come on Kowalski! It can´t be that bad!

Kw: It is!

AT: Jump!

Kw: NO!

Sk: Are you a man or a wimp?

Kw: A wimp!

Sk: Haha, now jump!

Kw: I don´t wanna! I´m scared.

Sk: I know! But you have to get over your fear!

Kw: No!

Pv: Come on, Kowalski! We´ll catch you!

AT: Or not. (Private glares at her) Sorry.

Pv: Really, just close your eyes and leap!

Jtt: Do it for me.

Kw: I am NOT JUMPING!

Cl: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! (everyone starts chanting: JUMP!)

AT: Ten! Nine! (well, almost everybody) Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! That´s it! I´m coming up!

Kw: You can´t force me to jump!

AT: Can to!

Kw: Can not!

AT: Can to!

Kw: Can not!

AT: Can to!

Kw: Can not!

AT: Can to!

Kw: Can not!

AT: CAN TO! (pushes Kowalski off the edge)

Kw: AHHHHH!

AT: See?

Kw: This is….

Cl: Fun?

KJ: Breathtaking?

Hs: Awesome?

Mt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AT: Not so bad?

Kw: HORRIBLE! I CAN TAKE THIS!

Sk: Open your eyes, soldier!

Kw: No! I don´t want to look in the face of death!

AT: Fine. Get him out of there. (later, everyone is back at the studio)

Kw: I-it w-was-s horrible! Everything shaking and falling!

AT: Okay, let´s just continue. Skipper and Hans, act out: "IT´S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" from CrazetheWaffleCat.

Sk: You mean that story where I was a GIRL?

AT: Yes, but for this you can stay a boy. Unless you want to-

Hs: Okay, let´s start.

Mt: HAHAHAHAHA! HE SAID CART!

Hs:…..

Sk: Okay, this will be fun actually. (they go over to a place on the floor where no one is standing) Lie down.

Hs: Fi-(looks at Mort who already is in a laughing fit about "Fi")

Sk: (pretends to go into a room) What the deuce is Hans doing here?(he knelt down next to Hans, who seemed pretty nervous, not knowing what will happen now) Is he-? (Skipper poked Hans who shook his head: Skipper gave a relieved sigh then smirked. He then poked Hans´ shoulder and heard a squeak. Now he giggled then poked his nose. Hans scratched it.

Leaning down, the penguin breathed into his face. Skipper continued playing like that until Hans wrapped his arms around Skipper´s neck, pulling him down.) GAH! (he yelled, caught by surprise. The leader tried to sit up, but only to be knocked back onto the other´s chest. So he tried something else. Skipper placed his right foot on Hans´ left side and the left foot on the right side. Then he started pulling up. All of the sudden, Skipper realized that they weren´t alone.

Kowalski was staring at them, so was Rico. Private´s eyes were covered)

Kw: S-sorry to interrupt your umm… Uh…. 'Special time', sir…. B-bye! (with that they ran off)

Sk: WAIT! IT´S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

Hs: (smirks)

AT: That story is so funny.

KJ: Oh la la! Hans and Skippy!

Pv: What were they doing actually?

Sk: N-nothing. (glares at Julian)

AT: Next dare!

Pv: AH! (jumps into Skipper who catches him)

Sk: Private, seriously.

Pv: I´m not doing that.

AT: Oh, wait, I remember. It was a dare-

Pv: (jumps again)

AT: For Private to jump into Skipper´s flippers everytime someone said da-

Sk: DON´T say it.

AT: Okay, Skipper act out your favorite scene from the story "Like father, like son" from Donakiko.

Sk: Hmm, kay. Let´s see. (he began to fight his way through an invisible substance) MANFREDIE! JOHNSON! (he turned his head as if a voice had answered him) Manfredie, are you alright? (his eyes widened) Oh dear God! (he began ripping at something) Where is Johnson? (after sometime he reached out his flipper) Hey, come on, stay awake. (suddenly his face fell) I don´t know. (then his eyes widened in shock)

No, no you are not going to die. You´ll be fine, the baby will be fine and you and Johnson are going to have a family. (Skipper frowned) Help, who? (he began shaking someone) WHO? (then shock and grief sprang to his face)

AT: I think that was chapter eight.

Ml: I read it too. I cried at the end.

Sk: So, what do you have to say about my awesome acting skills?

AT: Good. That´s all. Moving to the songs. "Skyscraper "by Demi Lovato. Here it goes. Oh yeah, Skippy has too dance ballet to it.

Sk: Skippy? Who is Skippy?

AT: He knows who he is. And he also knows that if he tries to be stupid, he´ll suffer the consequences.

Sk: Fine!

AT: Skies are crying (Skipper begins dancing)
I am watching
Catching teardrops in my hands
Only silence, as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me?

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper(he makes some dramatic moves for this part)

Go on and try to tear me down
I'll be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper(lifts himself up even jumps before landing on the ground and then moving up again)

As the smoke clears
I awaken and untangle you from me (Skipper makes some messy moves that indicated clearing)
Would it make you feel better
To watch me while I bleed
All my windows, still are broken
But I'm standing on my feet(signals broke before sliding back to his feet)

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper

Go on and try to tear me down
I'll be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper

Go run, run, run
I'm gonna stay right here
Watch you disappear( jumps, twirls and spins)

Go run run run
Yeah its a long way down
But I'm closer to the clouds up here(twirls again, slides with his foot then leaps, stretching)

You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper

Go on and try to tear me down
I'll be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper(with every "skyscraper" Skipper moves back, still dancing)

Ml: I didn´t know that he could dance that good.

Sk: Well, I like to keep that a secret.

KJ: He couldn´t have danced better than me!

Ml: If you really think about it-

KJ: NO! HE´S A PENGUIN!

Dr.B: When it comes to dancing-

Mt: HAHAHAHA! A DOLPHIN!

Dr.B: You´re better at it.

Mt: HAHAHAHAHA! BETTER! HAHAHAHA!

Sk: Better than what?

Dr.B: Fighting.

Mt: HAHAHA! HE WANTS TO FIGHT!

Dr.B: SHUT UP!

Mt: HAHAHAHAHA-(Blowhole smack him against the wall. Mort giggles now quietly, threatening to start again any second)

AT: Private, a **** for you.

Pv: A what?

AT: ****.

Pv: I don´t get it.

AT: ****!

Pv:…

AT: DARE!

Pv: EEEK! Skippah!

Sk: (didn´t expect the sudden pounce and falls backward) !

AT: PonPonPon.

KJ: YES! We´re all going to be cheerleaders. Clemson! Bring me my sexy cheer costume.

Cl: Yes you´re….highness!

AT: That´s not what I meant.

KJ: (appears suddenly in a short red mini skirt and top) All-aha!-across the nations-aha!-is a new-aha!-a new sensation-aha!-(waits) Ahem!

Cl&Mt&Mr: JULIAN! JULIAN! JULIAN!

AT: I meant Private has to sing a song called PonPonPon!

KJ: No cheering?

Jtt: No.

KJ: No skirts?

Jtt: No.

KJ: No pompoms?

Jtt: No.

KJ: No slapping Skipper?

Jtt: AT?

AT: Yes.

Sk: Go ahead and slap me!...If you dare!

Kw. He´s the slapping master.

Rc: GO SKIPPER!

AT: Sshhhh! (Skipper slaps her)

Sk: Maybe that wasn´t such a good idea.

AT: It wasn´t! So, how much longer is this going to take?

Pv: Sorry.

What if everyone around
Decided to go skipping all across the town?
And what if they collided in the city streets
And everyone held hands and looked up into the sky, now?
If everyone would look around from where they stand
And open up and learn to give and take a chance
Then that will be the hope to chase away my cries
So don't worry and move forward with your head held high, -igh -igh

PON PON let it out
C'mon, let the crazy show
Because if you don't
Life would be so dull, you know
Headphones on my ears
Rhythm's got me jammin' here
WAY WAY open road
Gotta make it on my own

PON PON can't you see
Boundless possibilities?
DON DON hear that beat?
Sounds like it's your heart to me
POI POI make a change
Throw bad history away
Slow and steadily
Ah-ah, you make me happy

Every day PON
Every time is PON
Jump on a carousel and don't let go
Every day PON
Every time is PON
We cannot stay like this, but even so

PON PON let it out
C'mon, let the crazy show
Because if you don't
Life would be so dull, you know
Headphones on my ears
Rhythm's got me jammin' here
WAY WAY open road
Gotta make it on my own

What if everyone around
Decided to go skipping all across the town?
And what if they collided in the city streets
And everyone held hands and looked up into the sky, now?
If everyone would look around from where they stand
And open up and learn to give and take a chance
Then that will be the hope to chase away my cries
So don't worry and move forward with your head held high, -igh -igh

PON PON can't you see
Boundless possibilities?
DON DON hear that beat?
Sounds like it's your heart to me
POI POI make a change
Throw bad history away
Slow and steadily
Ah-ah, you make me happy

Every day PON
Every time is PON
Jump on a carousel and don't let go
Every day PON
Every time is PON
We cannot stay like this, but even so

KJ: I know that I´m the B-E-S-T!

Better you see, than all the R-E-S-T!

AT: Private, I really like your voice.

Pv: Thanks.

Sk: Don´t fall for her tricks, soldier.

Hs: You know that she heard everything.

Mt: AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA!

AT: Clemson, Hans, you up next.

Cl: YES! I practiced everyday in Hobokan. Lulu always got mad at me and said Rhonda could sing better.

Ml: Ouch!

Hs: Well she did. Nobody could stand it. Even the flowers died.

Mt: HAHAHIHIHI! DIDI!

Hs: Died!

Mt: HIHIHI! DIDI!

Cl: Those were Rhonda´s flowers!

Ml: No wonder they died.

Hs: You sound like you know her.

Mt: HAHAHAHA! NOSE!

Ml: I do! I still can feel that slimy, gross-(shudders)

Sk: Private´s here.

Ml: That´s why I stopped.

AT: Poetry is patient, but music isn´t.

Cl: Sorry.

Sk: Stop apologizing to AT!

Cl: Sorry bout that.

Sk: What did I just-

AT: GUYS! (as the song begins, Marlene and Skipper hold Mort down so he won´t interrupt)

Cl: A slender flame burns at the edge of my heart
Without warning, it spreads into a burning passion
My butterfly, flitting around it chaotically
Scales dropping into your hand.

I am wrapped around your finger from the lips to the tongue
Even if this is something that cannot be allowed the flames jump higher still

Hs: I want to embrace you, I want you to tell me
That you don't think this is a mistake(Clemson joins in)
I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me
I want to drown in this moment of captivation

Hs: Every moment, it's harder to restrain myself
If this is love, I want to wear it on my sleeve
The "strange feeling" turns into an unbearable longing
I would follow you to the end of forever

Cl: If my heart goes astray I will be easily relieved
as if we had no time to feel tender each other

(sings together with Hans) That dream has never come again
There is no chance in our reality
If we touch, I know we can never go back and that's just fine…
You are everything in the world to me

Anxiety arrives with the dawn to find me still crying
When you whispered "it's all right" did I hear tears in your voice, too?

Both: I want to embrace you, I want you to tell me
That you don't think this is a mistake
I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me
I want to drown in this moment of captivation

I am drawn to you like a magnet
Even if I left, we would find each other again
I've touched you, I can never go back and that's just fine.
You are everything in the world to me

Ml: That was-

Mt: HAHAHAHAHA! SO-!

AT: Beautiful!

KJ: V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! Vict´ry! Vict´ry! That´s my cry!

Jtt: Shut up, okay?

KJ: You are not the boss of me.

Jtt: But I can make you shut up.

KJ: How exactly, sis?

Jtt: You don´t want to know.

KJ: Only thing you´re right at.

AT: Teng?

Tg: Yes? (it´s a she, sorry for last chapter, I didn´t know)

AT: You´ve been dared to sing with Hans.

Pv: (squeals and leaps again into you-know-who´s wings)

Hs: What song?

Mt: HAHAHAHA-OW! My throat hurts.

Rc: Ten laugh quietly.

Mt: Kay. hahahahaha.

AT: The song is 'On repeat' by Gumi and Miku.

Sk: Wow, Vocaloids fan.

Tg: Craze is. A lot!

Hs: Let´s begin.

Mt: hahaha.

Tg: The feelings of doubt, a love filled with guilt
A strategy game all about things you took away
Loosing once you held it in your hands, what's the meaning in that?

Hs: Lyrics from

Pretending not to notice, pretending not to get hurt
Keeping the things the way they are by lying
My heart that has nowhere to go, where would it lock the pain away?

Tg: Fumbling, I searched for the future we should choose
When I pulled something out from that gap, I thought I saw your tears.

Both: Lyrics from

What stood before us has easily collapsed down
It was in vain. It was regrettable. I don't want to accept it yet
If time would be rewound, going back to before we met
Even if we didn't doubt, we would be keeping silent all that time.

Hs: As if your heart didn't get hurt
As if I won't be hurt with that
When I said goodbye to you that time, had I even smiled properly?

Tg:

Lyrics from

I'm sure that we have been fooling ourselves like this all this time
All the countless contradictions we had amassed have seemingly crushed us

Lyrics from

This finite time we have joined, it's as if we mold it into eternity
I've been dreaming of, that future...

Both: What stood before us has easily collapsed down
It was in vain. It was regrettable. I don't want to accept it yet
Time will just unfairly go on repeating over and over again
Even our wonderful memories, before they fade away
Let's gather our pieces together once again.

KJ: I´ve got the fever,
I´ve got the beat.
I´m gonna give my fans
A fan-fan-tastic treat!

AT: What point does cheering have when you only cheer for yourself?

KJ: I get inspired!

AT: But that´s not the point of cheerin- Never mind. Clemson and Hans are up again.

KJ: Not now. All this cheering made me thirsty and hungry.

AT: Alright, why don´t we all take a break?

Sk: The best idea I heard coming out of your mouth.

AT: Commercial break.

Sk: So…

Hs: Osay Hatway?

Rc: Ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?

Hs: Foay oursecay.

Rc: Wesomeaay!

AT: Uitqay tiay!

Mt: You sound funny.

AT: Ouyay ootay.

Sk: What´s up with you guys?

Pv: I think that they´re speaking in some kind of code.

AT&Cl&Hs: Ightray!

Everyone else:…

Ml: What language is that?

AT: Not telling.

Ml: Why?

AT: Because it´s funnier that way.

Hs: Histay siay unfay.

Cl: Sn´tiay tiay?

Sk: Okay stop.

AT: Kippersay siay reakedfay utoay ecausebay ehay an´tcay nderstanduay suay.

Hs: (giggles)

Cl: Eway ancay ossipgay outbay imhay.

AT: Too late. The break is ending. And we´re back.

KJ: Did I miss something.

Sk: A lot. I think they were talking about me.

AT: We were, kind of.

Sk: I knew it!

AT: Okay, we are continueing with a Kowalski and Juliette dare.

Pv: AHHH!

Sk: (jumps back, but Private still lands in his flippers)

AT: Ladies and Gentlemen, a warm welcome to…Kowalski!

Penguins: WHOOOOO! GO KOWALSKI!

Lemurs&Ml(minus Julian): (clapping) WHOOOHOOOO!

KJ: Thank you! Thank you! I love you all!

Dr.B: BOOOOO!

Hs&Cl: (clapping)

Mt: HAHAHAHA! BLOWY HAS A BOBO!

Fred: Who´s Kowalski?

AT: "Love Story" by Taylor Swift.

Kw: Thank you all! (bows then glares at Blowhole) This song is dedicated to a very special person. (clears throat)

AT: Five, four, three, two, go! (music starts)

Kw: (he starts to slowly walk forward)

We were both young when I first saw you

I close my eyes and the flashback starts

I'm standing there

On a balcony in summer air

See the lights, see the party, the ballgowns

See you make your way through the crowd

And say hello

Little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

And I was crying on the staircase (put on a desperate face)

Begging you please don't go

And I said

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess

It's a love story, baby, just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you

We keep quiet, 'cause we're dead if they knew

So close your eyes (closes his eyes for a moment)

Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter

And my daddy said stay away from Juliet

But you were everything to me

I was begging you please don't go

And I said

Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone

I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run

You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess

It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel

This love is difficult, but it's real

Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess

It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Oh, oh

I got tired of waiting (Kowalski looks impatient, scared and sad.)

Wondering if you were ever coming around

My faith in you was fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town

And I said

Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone (desperate face)

I keep waiting for you but you never come

Is this in my head, I don't know what to think

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said (singing louder now. Also he kneels down in front of Julie)

Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone

I love you and that's all I really know

I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress

It's a love story, baby, just say yes

Oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

'Cause we were both young when I first saw you

AT: Applause!

Everyone(except Blowhole): GO KOWALSKI! WHOOHOO! (clapping)

Kw: Thanks again! (holds up flipper, beaming) I still have one more thing to say. (silence. Kowalski grabs Julie´s paws) Julie, I don´t know how to put this in words, but I´ll try. You´re the most beautiful lemur girl I have ever seen. And I hope that our love will never break apart. I-I love you more than anything else. (Kowalski blushes before leaning in to kiss Juliette)

KJ: Oooooo! Getting naughty aren´t we?

Jtt: We´re JUST kissing!

KJ: Okay, okay, don´t have to become so snappy. (And the two end their kiss while Skipper holds his wings over Private´s beak, thinking it´s his eyes, both smiling brightly. Rico flashes the camera, ect)

AT: That is sooo cute.

Ml: It is.

Sk: Okay, girls we don´t have to get so mushy do we? (AT and Marlene glares) Just saying.

AT: And for the last and final DARE- (Eeeeekkk!) another Clemson and Hans song. As I said before, I couldn´t find the lyrics or anything to the song requested so I choose another one. But, just to say, Private and Mort might not want to listen. It gets kinda not-so-good later. Yeah, so.

Cl: Ahem, okay.

In an abandoned building forever in the shade-

KJ: Wait! I´ve got something for you!
Watch ´em twirl, and curl. Watch ´em whirl and unfurl. And right before it begin´, Oh, how we love to see King Julian win!

Hs: Well, the beginning wasn´t too bad.

Mt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HANS IS BAD!

Hs: (blushes) Shut up!

Mt: HAHAHAHAHAHA SHUTTY MOUTH!

Cl: Y´know, I´m just going to sing.

In an abandoned building forever in the shade,
at the end of the lifeless corridor,
is a room, inside which,
some forsaken children dwell.

Hs: We have been waiting forever
for your arrival!
We're so happy! We're so happy!
Let's play nicely, shall we?

Both: Make a circle, make a circle,
just so that you can't escape.
Make a circle, make a circle,
what game shall we play?
During the night, before daybreak,
we can become buddies!
Kagome, Kagome,
"Who stands behind you right now?"

Hs: In an orphanage in a deep forest,
by a forbidden technique,
from young children's brain,
a wonder elixir of immortality can be made.

Cl: The children of that orphanage
used to surrounded their teacher,
and while chanting the game song, they used to play
"Kagome Kagome."

AT: (signals Private and Mort out)

Both: Make a circle, make a circle,
around these meager brats.
Make a circle, make a circle,
so that they can't escape.
During the night, before daybreak,
slice off their heads.
Kagome, Kagome,
"Who stands behind you right now?"

Cl: Lyrics from

Even with their limbs torn or heads crushed,
the children will not die,
but simply smile innocently.

Both:

Lyrics from

Make a circle, make a circle,
just so that you can't escape.
Make a circle, make a circle,
would you like to drink some, too?
Would you like to
play with us forever?
Kagome, Kagome,
"Who stands behind you right now?"

AT: I actually didn´t look at the lyrics to much before choosing the song. Anyway, wow, this is the longest chapter yet. So review next time for more Truth and ****! Bye! CUT! Hatay asway reatgay!

Sk: What? I´m gay?

Hs: At least Mort isn´t laughing anymore.

Dr.B: Yeah, that was annoying.

Sk: Another torture endured.

AT: E´shay ctuallyay otnay aay adbay ingersay.

Kw: Hankay ouyay.

A\N: That was Pig-Latin BTW. It´s very easy to learn. You just take the beginning letter and move it to the back of the word and add an "ay" to it. Like hello would be: Ellohay. XD Cya!