Chapter 14

One reason not to get you drunk

Disclaimer: As much I wish to, I don't own Hetalia.

England: I still can't believe you're dragging me into this bloody situation!

Me: Isn't it fun?

Spain: Why am I not here? :(

England: You actually want to be here? Trade places with me!

Me: NO! I'm sorry Spain~ I will give you some scene next time okay? By the way, I totally love your ass :D

England: *facepalm*

Spain: Really? Gracias!

America: Thanks for saving me Iggy! But actually, I don't mind being with (name)...

England: Don't call me Iggy bloody git!

America: Aw, how come (name) and Jul (yeah, my new nickname) can?

England: I never allowed them to...

AN: I'm back with more craziness. Pikaremo gave me such a brilliant idea which is to have some England scene. Thanks so much Pikaremo :D I also had no ideas for this chappie but you came and saved me! So, as an Iggy fangirl (he's my second top favourite character :p) I shall give you all a special private time with Iggy yeah? Keeping it T LOL. Enjoy~

"(Name)! What are you doing?" England's face flushed after seeing me on top of America.

"You mood breaker you!" I pouted "I was going to give Alfred a lil' something something~"

England jaw dropped and his eye twitched. He shook his head and stormed to me. He then pulled me up by my wrist and started dragging me to the door.

"I dowanna go yet~ let me gooooo!" I struggled from his grip.

"You are going back and sleep whether you like it or not!" England pulled me out.

"Let me go or I will make you!"

"Yeah? Try me, love." England said teasingly.

"You'll regret~" I smirked.

"The only thing I will regret is not lock-"

England's face turned bright red when he was pulled and his lips crashed into mine. I pushed him away and sprint out of the room. England stood there, still processing on what happened a few seconds ago. America and Japan both had their jaws dropped, eyes twitching still believing that the incident just now was some sort of hallucination.

"So that's how you want to play huh, love?" England finally snapped out of it.

Back at me, I was running towards the nearest room to get some hiding spot. And that nearest room was of course the room I barged in right before America's and Japan's which was Prussia's and Canada's. This time I was banging the door.

"Please don't create such loud- (Name)? Why the hurry? Something wrong?" Canada looked a little worried.

"Naw! I just wanna have some fun! How bout' I give you a real kiss this time eh? Or you want more?" I smirked and pulled Canada by his collar getting him just a few inches from my face.

"W-w-what a-are y-you say-saying?" Canada's whole face turned exactly like one of Spain's best tomatoes.

"You guys want some privacy or something?" Prussia was snickering at the back taking a few swigs of his golden liquid.

"Hello there Gilbert~ why don't you come here and join us?" I pulled Canada and walked over to Prussia

"Heh, I'll be more than glad to claim more vital regions. Especially from a beautiful girl like you. Would be awesome." Prussia teased and took another mouthful of beer "Kesesese~ Kidding!"

"Prussia please call England. She needs some sleep." Canada was still on my grip.

"Awesome idea. I'll go call him. She is getting crazier and crazier every second." Prussia stood up and took another swig.

"I don't think so liebe~" I crashed my lips onto Prussia's drinking all the beer from his mouth.

Prussia blushed madly leaving him speechless. Canada actually fainted. I wiped my lips and chugged the whole mug of beer. I felt even higher.

"Why don't you *hic* be a good boy and *hic* stay there?" I was now very drunk. Of course, I just drank a whole liter of beer! German beer!

"Found you!" England banged the door open.

"Aw, Arthur *hic* found me~" I pouted.

"Why didn't you call me Prussia?" England scowled at Prussia but it was useless as he was still in state of shock "What the bloody hell happened to you? What the? Canada! Are you okay?"

Canada stood lying on the floor still unconscious.

"And Prussia! Snap out of it and help me!"

"What? Oh! (n-name)? I-I did say I was kidding… right?" Prussia finally snapped out of it.

"Hehe…. I don't take jokes liebe~ *hic* Did Canada knock himself out? How lame~ *hic*"

"Kesesese~ I actually find you quite awesome." Prussia smirked.

"You are twisted you bloody git! And you missy! Needs some lesson!" England carried me bridal style.

"Woah England! What do you plan with her huh? Kesesese~" Prussia's smirk grew even wider.

"I'm briging her back you bloody git! Who told you give her more alcohol?"

"She caught me off guard… Real good. Kesesese."

"I don't know what you people think of." England shook his head.

"Arthur love~ I want to drink~" I wrapped my hands around England's neck.

"I'm going back." England left with me.

England threw me to the bed after he kicked the door open. France was not in the room, he was out to the bar.

"Don't be so rough now Arthur~" I pouted and gestured him to sit next to me.

"You stay there and sleep. I want to go change." England loosened his tie and went the bathroom.

I'm warning you~ if you don't feel comfortable don't read. You won't miss anything. But I will still keep it T anyways so its safe.

England froze as soon as he realized that I was standing on the bathroom smirking. He was in the middle of pulling down his pants when he realized you had been watching him the whole time.

"You. Are. So. Sexy." I licked my lips.

"Wh-what the bloody hell are you doing?" England's face turned red pulling his pants up again.

"Why are you pulling it up again? I want to you strip, love~" I got closer to him "I love you." I whispered to his ear.

"Wh-what a-are you saying? You're drunk!" England blushed even more.

"Let see bout that my love~" I slowly put my lips onto England's.

I gave England a very passionate kiss. At first England was refusing to kiss back but slowly, he fell right into the trap. He kissed me back and started to lick my lower lips asking for permission to enter his tongue. I gladly accepted it and we began to have a little tongue war. Eventually I gave up and let England slip his tongue to my mouth. I entangled my hands between his blonde hair and let out little moans of pleasure. I could even feel the bulge in his pants getting bigger.

England's POV

Why the bloody hell am I making out with this girl? She's drunk! Snap out of it Arthur Kirkland! Be a gentleman! I broke the kiss only to see (name)'s eyes full with lust. I shuddered a little and stood up. Even before I could get up, (name) pulled me back and forced her lips onto mine. She forcefully slid her tongue into my mouth and challenged me to a little tango. I tried my best to resist but I completely lost against her. I'm never letting this girl drunk again…. Perhaps just tonight will be fine… right?

I broke the kiss again just to start kissing down her neck making her moan which turns me on even more. I even start to forget that she was drunk. I need to stop this… She is drunk! My body kept on fighting with my mind, but looks like my body was stronger. I let out a loud moan when I felt her cold hand running down my chest and started rubbing them. I snaked my arms around her waist and kissed her again.

"You are the sexiest Brit alive Arthur~" she said breaking the kiss.

"I can't believe you succeeded seducing me love." I started nibbling her ear earning more moans from her.

I pulled her while kissing her passionately and started leading her to the bed. Lucky France was not here. I pushed her to the bed and got on top of her.

"Ohohohohon~ I've always known you got that in you Angleterre~" the bloody frog got his signature rape face on after seeing us in current position.

"Shut up you bloody frog!" I quickly got off her.

"Hi Francis~ join us! We were just about to-" (name) threw up all over her (F/C) dress and my pants.

End of the sexy time.

Your POV

The sun made my heavy eyes open. As soon as I fully woke up, the first thing I experience was a stinging pain in my head. It hurt so much. I looked beside me and found England sleeping peacefully with his arms wrapped around my waist. Cutest thing ever. Even the pain went away for a while. I held my head trying to remember what happened last night. I only remembered that I got drunk real bad and I tried to make moves on Canada then I drank more beer. The rest, I didn't remember at all. My eyes went wide as I realized that my clothing changed but I was relieved when I checked that my undergarments were still on and were the same.

"Good morning, love." England smiled.

TBC! Will you remember what England and you did last night? Furthermore, did you went furtherXD?

Seriously! Dafahk did I just wrote? I feel like such a perv XD But we all have those moments now don't we? I actually didn't breathe by my nose because I was closing it to prevent any blood dripping on the keyboard. Its not funny if I broke my keyboard with my blood XD I'm also so sorry if it was not "steamy" enough. I just can't do further because I will get a nosebleed. And sorry for the very short chapter! *bows down*

England: You are one seriously bloody perverted girl! You are like the girl version of France! And you made me do it!

Me: Aw come on! You liked it!

England: *blushes like hell*

France: Very well done madamoiselle! I think we can get along well oui?

Me: Sure will~

Prussia: You know England, if you don't want to, I would gladly trade places with you~

England: No way in bloody hell.

Me: Ah~ you did like it... And don't worry my love (I seriously can't treat Prussia normally XD) you will get your turn. And you my sexy Brit, job well done!

Prussia: *turns blue*

England: *blushes*

Me: See you guys in the next chapter! ^^