A/N: I just love these kids. This is a thank you chapter for all those who reviewed! I love each and every one of you!
Epilogue: Kids?
Demons.
That would be the best word Vergil would use to describe his five year old niece and nephew. Demonic spawns created to make his life harder than it needed to be.
"Uncle Vergil, Devlin won't give me back my toy!"
"This isn't your toy! Mommy bought this one for me and the blue one for you!"
"No she didn't! The red one is mine!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
Vergil felt an uncharacteristic groan leave his lips at his niece and nephews antics. They had been going on about whose toy was who for the last 10 minutes and Vergil was getting sick of it. Where was Trish when he needed her. Better yet, where were their parents.
"Why don't you just play with something different?" Vergil asked in hopes of solving the petty problem.
Raine and Devlin stopped arguing for a moment before turning a glare to their uncle.
"No!" And so the arguing continued. Another five minutes passed and Vergil felt his patience thinning. He thought kids were supposed to have short attention spans.
"If you don't start arguing over the toys i'm going to throw both of them away!" The man snapped. He had enough of the "is nots" and "is too"s he would not let it continue.
Raine and Devlin's attention snapped to their uncle at the sound of his threat. They didn't want their toys to be thrown away. Their mommy had gotten it for them to remind them of their daddy when he was gone for a week. Water formed in their eyes and Vergil felt a string of panic surge through his body. He could not deal with two crying children.
"We don't want you to throw them away." Devlin nodded in agreement to his sisters statement.
"Then stop fighting over the toy."
"But the red one is mine!"
"No it's not Raine. You're so stupid!"
"Then your dumb!"
"You're an asshole!"
"Ohhh! i'm telling mommy you said a bad word!"
"Mommy calls Daddy that when he's being stupid! You're being stupid so thats what you are"
"Well your a Bitch cause that's what Daddy calls mommy when she's being a doodoo brain!"
"SHUT UP!" it finally happened. Vergil's last string of sanity finally snapped.
Devlin stopped mid sentence and his eyes widened.
"OOOOOOHHHH! Uncle Vergil said a bad word!"
"Yeah! Were gonna tell mommy and you're gonna get a spankin!"
"And why is mommy going to give uncle Vergil a spanking?" A new voice asked from the door.
Vergil shot up from his spot on the couch and he turned briskly to his savior. Lady, Dante, and Trish were finally back from their mission.
Trish laughed at the look of relief that quickly flashed across the blue boys face while the twins greeted their parents with hugs and kisses. Going up to her mate, Trish greeted the stressed man with a peck on the lips.
"Gross! Get a room!" Dante laughed as he picked Raine up to place a kiss on her forehead.
"Now why am I giving Uncle Vergil a spanking?" Lady asked again.
"The same reason you would give your children a spanking." Vergil sent a pointed look at the twins and both kids eyes widened. They didn't want a spanking. They wanted to go out for ice cream.
Lady's eyes narrowed at Vergil's look before looking at her twins.
"And what did they do?"
"NOTHING! We were good!" The siblings looked at their parents with innocent eyes before sending pleading eyes to their uncle. Lady sent him a skeptical look.
"They were angels. Now, we must be going." Vergil quickly made his way out of Devil May Cry with Trish hot on his heels.
"How was your day with the kids?"
"We are never having kids."