XIV.

When the creek runs dry

metaphorically speaking

proverbially speaking

paraphernalially speaking

nothing is fun.

And he

angry

sulky

like a teenager

deprived of a Friday night lay

stalks

in and out of company

looking for

snort

blow

rhyme

reason

in the form of

things that I

do not dare

to write out

for you to read.

And when

the metaphorical

proverbial

paraphernalial

creek

stops flowing

he gets mean

and devious

and likes to cause

some chaos

in between naps

and snaps

of impatient fingers

and impatient hips

and impatient lips.

So when he calls

his old dog,

fully expecting her to come

running

obedient

loyal

and ever-predictable

and she

is too busy

with bright colors

and rainbows

and shagging the hippie

that she pretends

is special

he

decides

it is time

to play

a little dirty.

With sugar-coated lips

its not quite a lie

but when he promises things

with the intention

of hurting

and she

a glutton

for attention

acceptance

'love'

concedes

to 'home'

'love'

'acceptance'

he

is a winner.

Always

always

always

the winner.

And they play in the

metaphorically

proverbially

paraphernalially

dry creekbed

and she

has no way to know

if she can swim

when the tide comes.