Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom! Before we get into the dares that Doc sent me (Doc, you're AMAZING!), I just talked to Andromeda and I have the results of the dates!
Roy and Havoc: -hold breath-
Lexxa: They both passed! But, Roy, you barely passed. Work on your people skills!
Roy: No!
Nikolas: -steps forward-
Roy: -quivering- Okay… okay…
Lexxa: Now, Havoc, Fan said that you were awesome. Good job!
Havoc: HA! TAKE THAT, MUSTANG!
Roy: IT'S NOT A CONTEST!
Lexxa: It could be…
Nikolas: Why don't we get into the dares?
Lexxa: I'm on Resembool Rangers, because Ed's awesome. And you're welcome. Icee Machines are truly a gift from God.
Ed: …So I have two crazies on my side?
Lexxa: -dumps Icee on Ed- DON'T CALL HER CRAZY! Me, on the other hand… -goes a little cross eyed-
Al: …Her eyes aren't pointing in the same direction…
Scar: -runs up to Lexxa- YOUR FACE EXPLODES!
Lexxa: -makes evil monster face- RAWR!
Scar: -runs into bathroom-
Lexxa: And, Doc, you're right… THEY ARE A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS!
Nikolas: Let's move on, shall we?
Kimblee: *pays for damages* Now go have fun! *whispers* in a hula skirt.
Kimblee: What was that last part? I didn't hear it…
Lexxa: Go in that room and you'll find out! –points to room-
Kimblee: -walks into room- -comes out in hula skirt- I LOVE THIS FASHION!
Lexxa: …Really?
Kimblee: Yeah! Skirts are so comfortable!
Nikolas: …
Lexxa: Okay then… GO HAVE FUN!
Kimblee: -skips out of room to outside world-
Lexxa: Doc… I think we just learned a little something about our dear Kimblee…
Nikolas: …Can we move on?
Lexxa: …Sure…
Riza: *eats the m&ms* Want some?
Riza: NO I DO NOT WANT SOME!
Lexxa: Chill… be like a turtle…
Riza: …What?
Lexxa: Turtles are so chill! They're just like, hey, I'm gonna eat some lettuce now…
Nikolas: …I think we're starting to lose her…
Ed: IT MUST BE A SIDE EFFECT OF OVER EXPOSURE TO MARY-SUE!
Mary-Sue: Did someone call me?
Everyone: NO!
Mary-Sue: -sulks back into closet-
Lexxa: Last dare!
Roy: I'm dressing YOU up. Pretty princess, or a chicken. Take your pick. If you do pretty princess, I will let you have a bullet candy. (it's an actual bullet) If you choose chicken, you must do the chicken dance.
Lexxa: PICK YOUR POISON TIME!
Roy: Please, please don't let this be anything like the horses…
Lexxa: No.
Roy: Well… in that case… CHICKEN!
Lexxa: Really?
Roy: -nods-
Nikolas: Reasoning?
Roy: Well, chickens are awesome.
Lexxa: …Okay then…
Nikolas: -points to room-
Roy: -skips happily into room and comes out in chicken costume- I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK SO KISS MY BUTT! –claps three times-
Everyone: …
Lexxa: You can change…
Roy: NO!
Nikolas: Please… for the love of God… change…
Roy: …Fine… -stomps off into room to change-
Lexxa: …Well we learned a lot about our favorite characters this chapter…
Roy: -walks out of room and into emo corner-
Lexxa: -walks over to Roy and comfort pats his head-
Nikolas: Please review.
Lexxa: I LOVE IT WHEN I GET REVIEWS! It makes me so happy!
Roy: I loved that chicken costume…
Lexxa: …Sure you did, Roy. Sure you did…