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I've seriously wanted to do this ever since the first episode of RWBY Chibi came out. Hope you enjoy Ruby enjoying that filth! :D

Ninjas of Love Time: Alternative Scenario

Inside of team RWBY's Dorm Ruby Rose had invited the leader of team JNPR to hang out with her. For a while they've just been talking and playing some games(in which Ruby keeps on beating Jaune every time), nothing special really, that is until they'll have a certain Pirate Captain join them with a surprise?

"There's this one time I was walking along a street in a shady part of Vale looking for my sister when suddenly some random guy came out flying through the windows of a bar and landed right in front of me!" said Ruby telling a story before she met Ozpin to attend Beacon. "I didn't know what happened at first until I saw Yang walking out the doors casually."

"That sounds like Yang alright." said Jaune. "Hey that actually reminds me of the time that my sister took me to a bar!"

"Really?!" Ruby said interested.

"It all started out when-"

"HEY GUYS!" yelled Luffy between the two leaders, popping out of nowhere.

"GYAH!" Ruby and Jaune yelped simultaneously. (Although Jaune's sounded more girlish)

"Dust! Luffy don't scare us Like That!" Ruby chided the Pirate Captain(while making the cutest pout by puffing her cheeks). "You don't even have to yell you know..."

"Sorry, Sorry Ehehehe!" Luffy apologized while chuckling. "But look what I found!"

The two leaders gave the object in the Pirate Captain's hand a quick glance, already realizing it was a certain book that belonged to a certain Faunus.

"Hey isn't that Blake's book?!" said Jaune.

"Yep!"

"Um Luffy I think you should put that back where you found it or else you'll get in big trouble!" Ruby warned hoping Luffy can get this message.

"But aren't you curious about what's it about though?" Luffy put forward, still keeping his grin. "It even says something about Ninjas! Doesn't that sound cool?!"

"I don't know Luffy, something isn't right with that book," said Jaune skeptically. "I've seen Blake reading it several times and she was drooling for some reason?"

"It wouldn't hurt to try right!" said Luffy.

After a few moments of thinking Ruby puts a hand on her chin to rub. "Well... I do like ninjas..."

"Yeah same here." Jaune agreed.

"Alright!" Luffy said excitedly as he then opens to the first page of the book.

A Few Minutes Later...

After reading the first couple chapters the trio of leaders have different reactions about this book. Jaune had his eyes wide due to him being shocked after finding out what this book was really about. Ruby on the hand shared the same expression, except she was blushing a small shade of red and seems to be shaking with excitement although she didn't show it. Lastly Luffy just had a face of disappointment, all he saw was just a lot of romance he doesn't even get and a few fight scenes.

"Hmm... This book is so boring!" said Luffy disgruntled. "Who would even read this stuff anyways!"

As soon as he slammed the book shut, Ruby angrily shouted. "Hey! I Was Reading That Part!"

"Um Ruby?" Jaune said looking at her with surprise. Ruby suddenly realized her mistake as she then starts to blush even redder.

"You seriously enjoy this stuff." Luffy said with a raised brow.

"W-What! No!" Ruby stammered. "I just like the Plot and the Characters that's all!"

"Ruby all this Book just has, is just straight up smut!" Jaune explains. "And the fight scenes don't even make any sense!"

"What no it's Not!" said Ruby referring to the first part of his sentence.

"Huh? I thought the fight scenes were pretty cool." said Luffy scratching his head. "Although I don't really like this romance stuff at all."

Ruby gasped at that statement. "You Take That Back!"

"Take what back?" said Luffy confused.

"Take back what you just Said!" said Ruby reminding him.

"Nope!" said Luffy. Ruby suddenly started to puff her cheeks really hardlooking like she was about to burst while growling hostilely at Luffy and Jaune.

"Um Ruby are you okay?" asked Jaune getting a bit nervous at the Red Reaper's sudden change of behavior.

"I have a bad feeling about this." said Luffy feeling the same tension as Jaune when Ruby then started leap at them while yelling with rage.

"RAAAAAAAAARGH!"

Soon the scene faded to black yet you can still hear the screams of the two unfortunate souls.

"YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOEEEYYY!"

One Hour Later...

The door to team RWBY's dorm opens to reveal the Faunus, Blake who just seemed troubled with something. It all started when she finished a chapter of her favorite book, she decided to do some stretches after sitting down so long and it was only for a few seconds until she noticed her book disappeared. This made her mentally flip out because the contents of her book contains something that would be deemed inappropriate in the eyes of a younger. So she started to look everywhere until she found her lead, a single strand of straw. And here she is right now after scrambling to the dorm, calming herself down before she entered.

"Hey guys you don't happen to see..." But before the Faunus can finish she looked at the scene before her, witnessing Ruby reading her book while Luffy and Jaune were unconscious after being beaten up and have bumps on their heads with Luffy having the most. "...a book?"

Ruby was having the time of her life flipping through the pages with emotions ranging from amazed marvel, intense concentration, a gasping shock, guilty pleasure, and shuddering glee. Skipping a few pages she stumbles upon an image, in which she turns the book sideways unfolding the picture downwards.

"Now that's a Katana!" She gestured after eyeing the imagery from top to bottom with a wide grin, failing to notice Blake.

"Ruby," said Blake, the Red Reaper suddenly snaps back to reality and gave an expression of a child being caught red handed. Blake continued in an embarrassing tone. "Is that my Book?"

"Uh-umm," Ruby stuttered with an embarrassing shade of red before pointing at the Faunus accusingly. "This is filth! Fiiiilth!"

She then uses her semblance to speed past the Faunus while using her own sordid literature to smack her.

"Aah!" Blake yelped as she bumped her head into the side of the door making her eyes still dizzy and her leg twitching. Raising an arm she asks. " Can... Can I have my book back?"

Ruby pops back angrily to reply. "Later!"

She then uses her semblance to speed away again while Blake then became fully unconscious.

"Huh?! What was that Noise?!" said Zoro waking up beside the door, he then shrugs it off. "Meh, it was probably nothing."

He then went back to sleep.

"YOU WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME!" Ruby, Luffy, Jaune, and Blake shouted simultaneously.

the end

I hope you enjoyed this chapter because I enjoyed making this rewrite. I've really wanted to do this but I couldn't do it because I didn't felt like doing it even though I had so much time on my hands.

If you have any questions or comments leave a review and I might answer next chapter. ^_^

Ruby: But Writer you never answer any of them for this story though.

(Bends body down in shame) Your right... ,'(