Hey everyone, i would like to take this time to apologize for taking so long on my updating, and i apologize in advance because the updates will be slow and irregular for the next few weeks maybe next few months. my parents are looking at new houses so we're cleaning ours up so we can get ready to sell, so yeah i'll be busy with boring stuff, just thought i would let you all know.
Good news on the other hand though, i have picked out the name winners for Zim and Dib's smeet. Congratulations to Rizlet Akiyama for the Name Araseea, and also congrats to
Good news on the other hand though, i have picked out the name winners for Zim and Dib's smeet. Congratulations to Rizlet Akiyama for the Name Araseea, and also congrats to Invader Zeyin for the name Aspidora. so her full name will be Araseea Aspidora membrane, thank you to all those who gave names. so the next chapter will be short unfortunately, but i will type as fast as i can.
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OMG, i don't think i have ever heard something that small scream that loud and long. I growled and grabbed one of my side pillow, forced it on my face and smothered myself. Sure, the little cutie was adorable for the first five minutes of her birth, i mean how could she not be, but dear god she had a pair of iron lungs on her. I had never heard anything this loud in all my 17 years of existence in this world. If it didn't stop soon, god forbid Shiki get loose and go all Jeff the killer on the neighborhood out of anger and annoyance.
I have dealt with plenty of screaming kids in my day, seeing as I went to a day care for more than half of my life, but no human kid could beat this one in a screaming contest. Finally feeling fed up i decided i would do something about it. With my blankets thrown off of me and my pillow falling to the floor I made my way to the elevator, where I ascended my way up to the nursery where little miss high pitch was supposed to be sleeping.
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"So Zim, what are you going to name her?" i asked watching contently as Zim cradled his new smeebie. he hummed softly, rocking her in his arms while she happily nuzzled into his chest. "I have a name. One that i found in a book." he chuckled looking to Dib who just rolled his eyes and laughed.
I giggled happily. "So are you going to tell me?" i asked cleaning up all the materials and blood that made it on the floor. I expected it to be messier. But the mess was worth it, Zim and Dib got their baby and i got to perform a live birth, without any casualties, shouldn't i get a medal for that? I feel like i should. Yet Araseea turned out cuter than i expected. Her eyes were the same as Zim's just a different color, her left was maroon like Zim's and her right was hazel like Dib's. she even got a small mop of black hair on her head along with two long curly antenna.
After a minute of conversing amongst themselves Zim then talked to me. "Her name is Araseea Aspidora Membrane." she seemed to like the name because she made a small gurgle noise and snuggled even closer. I had to admit it, that was a pretty damn cute name.
"Well" I stretched my arms above my head and yawned feeling absolutely exhausted. "I'm glad everything worked out for you guys, and i'm even more glad your peoples blood isn't staining like ours." the comment made Zim cackle. i wasn't really intending to be funny, i was actually being serious for once in my life.
Zim just shook his head at me. "Silly human don't you remember?" i shook my head no. what was i supposed to remember. "Our bodies can't handle water, you used it to clean up the blood, so of course it would dissolve." Ah, well now I feel like a total tard, thank you Zim, for being the bestest friend i could have who wasn't human.
Just then right out of nowhere Laney came bounding out of the elevator skipping slightly. "Hey did you guys know the elevators were broken? but don't worry they're fixed now." Facepalm bus on route, destination, my face.
"Yeah we know, we had a surprise delivery while they were broken we had-" my sentence went unfinished.
"OMG, ITZ A BABEH!" eheheheh, anyone else think of om nom nom babies right when she said that, cuz i did. well anyway Laney came running up to the bed with her arms flailing above her head. shoving Dib out of her way,in the friendly polite way, saying move my turn, like a friend would. "Aww look at her, she's so kawaii!" she giggled and mumbled some baby words that were incoherent to me and my fail hearing.
"dude Laney" i waved my hand in her face to grab her attention. It didn't work, so instead I pulled out a cherry tootsie pop and waved it in front of her face. That did it, cause no more than a second later the wrapper was off and stuffed in her pocket. "keep your yelling and spazzing to a minimum of a headache instead of the usual migrane level, she was just born and i'm sure Zim is tired." she nodded her head furiously and just happily nommed on her candy.
I sighed, then yawned again. "Well hey i'm tired you guys, if you want you can stay here in my room and I'll bunk in one of the other rooms, but regardless i'm going to go to bed." that idea obviously wasn't a good one to offer because Dib gave me one of those brotherly type of glares that said no fudging way in heaven.
"No." he stated to me simply, i crossed my arms. "We'll go to our own room once we set her in her nursery, this is your room and your room lone, unless you actually decide to date a decent man and bring him home. who i will approve of first before you do anything." i just gaped at him, holy faggot munchers (please note i say that in the nicest way possible), is he seriously acting like a protective older brother to me? i think he is.
"Um" I stammered. "Wow, ok. not what i expected you to say, but whatever makes feel better when having a nightmare about cannibal rainbow shitting unicorns buddy." so after 10 minutes everyone was gone and my room was dark and glowing purple from my black light, or more like black orb. zim made me a cool black light illuminating orb to float about my room, and not set it on fire of course. so when i go to bed and squeeze it it floats around for the whole night without burning out or over heating, isn't that awesome?
that's when i heard the screams about 3 hours later into my sleep.
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So yeah, that's pretty much what happened in my last so called adventure of life. Dib acted like my big bro, which isn't bad i'll say, Laney got a free sucker, MY LAST ONE TO BE PRECISE! so now im crabby about no more suckers. And there is a new hybrid baby in the room above me. When i finally got to the nursery and opened the door, Dib was already inside trying to soothe the crying infant. He looked so tired. who can blame him? he was now a new father and was going to be losing tons of sleep for the next 2 years
"Hey, sh shh, shh, it's ok don't cry." He said softly trying to quiet Araseea's cries. When she didn't he sighed and tried rocking her as he moved about the room. i guess he was trying to rock her back into slumber land and she was putting up a fight about it, and apparently she was winning.
ok enough of this! i thought and strolled over to them. "Here let me see her." Dib jumped a little when my hand grabbed his upper arm in getting his attention. but when he noticed it was me he relaxed and handed me the crying Araseeea. "Hey now, what's the matter cutie pie, can't sleep?" I cooed patting her back. she still hiccuped but she was starting to quiet down.
Next i walked over to the blue bell music box and opened the lid, in which it played. Filling the room with sad but beautiful chimes. after 40 min. of rocking, humming and soothing words Araseea was finally back asleep and in her crib. "you scare me sometimes you know that?" Dib said looking at me funny. Meh, i shrugged.
"you may have told me once or twice since i've been here. now come one, lets both get back to bed before she wakes up screaming again." he nodded in agreement and we both went to our rooms to sleep a little bit. As soon as my door opened i ran and flopped on my bed face down.
"Bed will you marry me?" My words all muffled. man this was going to be a tiresome few years. "I groaned and hid under my covers, what have i gotten myself into this time?
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Sorry it's so short, please review for me, ill add more later when i can next time. hope you all like this. *runs off to clean*