Me: welcome to chapter 14 of mtwtm! Our hosts today are good jack!
Gj: hello all, I made us some cookies and lemonade.
Me: jack Spicer!
Jack: evil boy genius here! *points at himself*
Me: AND CHASE YOUNG!
Chase young: this insolent girl owns nothing.
Me: *hugs chase* let's go!
Chapter 14:
Who remembers xiaolin showdown? Well I love that show!
Torch: WELCOME TO CHAPTER 14! Good jack, jack Spicer, Chase young, get out here!
*a boy wearing a long sleeved white shirt and a blue sweater vest with slicked back orange hair and slacks walks out followed by a boy who looks exactly the same, with spiky red hair, and Goth clothes with a long jacket, followed by another boy with armor and black pants and shirt with long black hair and yellow eyes like a lizards*
Chase young: the first letter is for you torch; Dear Torch, Who are the two Jacks and Chase? Oh yeah sorry again. Your friend, Moon
Torch: Jack Spicer is a failure at being evil from Xiaolin showdown, good jack is the good side of him from the ying-yang dimension, and chase is an immortal good-guy-gone-bad. WATCH THE STINKING SHOW! Next letter is for nick; Dear Nick, Don't be a jerk to me! Your friend, Moon
Nick: *isn't here today*
Good jack: I'll read the next letter if that is okay with you Torch, it's for someone named keiichiro; Dear Keiichiro, Gift for the awesome you. *gives new gun and cake* your friend, Moon
Keiichiro: thank you moon!
Jack Spicer: the next letter is for someone named Kish; Dear Kish, Chocolate or vanilla? Just curious, Moon
Kish: chocolate. Vanilla is bland.
Torch: amen to that! But vanilla is good in a root beer float!
Kish: Touché my friend.
Torch: last of moons letters. Next few letters are from theblessedchildsuki. First letter is for moon; Moon- I bleeped it though!
Torch: STILL! Anyways, chase, next letter pretty please? *tilts head to the side and does big-puppy-dog eyes*
Chase: fine… the next letter is addressed to a girl named Ichigo; Ichigo- You're so lucky! You are always thin, even though you eat so much.
Ichigo: Uh…
Torch: because she's the main character and close to being a sue, oops, wrong story!
Ichigo: huh? Is there something wrong with me being skinny?
Torch: that's it. COME OVER HERE! *she grabs the back of ichigo's shirt and drags her over to the desk* SIT HERE! *Points to a chair* *pulls out a weird tool and spins the chair around, pressing a button that lowers the back, she raises Ichigo's hair and looks at the base of it*
Ichigo: uh… what are you looking for?
Torch: your happy chip. It's usually near your head for brain control reasons. *she keeps searching, and then starts separating her hair. She stops on a spot, takes a handful of bobby pins out of a small container, and puts Ichigo's hair like how she's holding it, she takes the tool and flips up a small pen shaped thing that sparks electricity*
Ichigo: HEY! Y-you aren't going to z-zap with that r-ri *Torch touches the pen device to a specific area, Ichigo has a short spasm and stops it after a second* *torch uses the pliers to pick something black, purple, and silver off the back of her head*
Torch: I GOT IT! *Ichigo passed out* *she sets it on the table and brings her heel (not the one that got hurt two chapters ago) down on it, causing it to explode* go sit down Ichigo. *Ichigo just sits there* oh great. KISSHU! *kish walks over, picks Ichigo up, and sets her down on the couch next to him with her head resting on his lap. He starts stroking her head*
Good jack: the next letter is for mint! Mint- What's your favorite shampoo?
Mint: I don't have a favorite- who the heck has a favorite shampoo?
Deep blue: I do.
Mint: you are such a weirdo.
Deep blue: I'm the weirdo? I'm the weirdo? You're the one who's always a fan girl about another girl!
Mint: *grabs his shirt* what are you talking about pathetic loser? I'm not the one who lost to four teenaged girls and a child!
Deep blue: lesbian.
Mint: weakling!
Deep blue: LESBIAN!
Mint: WEAKLING!
Deep blue: WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR? IT NEVER FALLS OUT OF THE HAIR TIES!
Mint: huh?
Deep blue: I'm serious. What's with your hair?
Mint: oh. I use a lot of hairspray, it takes about three hours. What about your hair, it looks soft and is so long, how long does it take to brush?
Deep blue: about an hour to brush. And it's really hard to brush.
Torch: that's it. *Shoots deep blue with a ray gun* YOU GOT YOUNGINIZED! *Deep blue is now 14*
Deep blue: uh… okay… now my hair looks weird…
Mint: we can cut it short and spike it! That would look good!
Deep blue: sure, sounds good!
*a person walks onstage and hands torch a glass of apple juice*
Random person: here you go torch.
Torch: thanks! Next letter is for lettuce; Lettuce- Hi~
Lettuce: hi, how are you?
Jack: next letter is for pudding, so listen up! Pudding- What's your favorite T.V. show?
Pudding: it's a tie between mad and dr. who.
Torch: we should have a dr. who marathon!
Pudding: sounds good!
Torch: the next letter is for Zakuro; Zakuro- What was your strangest modeling job?
Zakuro: hmm… ah! I had to model bikinis and summer clothes and one of the bikinis looked like teddy bears and there was a dress that looked like a fish and overall all of the clothes were animal themed. They gave me a stuffed duck though. *everyone stares at her* the collection's slogan was 'simple innocence'. No kidding guys. *Everyone stares at her*
Pai: what the heck. Why-
Zakuro: my agent is insane, oh! Did I mention I was like ten? *cue the 'oooh's*
Pai: no, you didn't.
Zakuro: I think I still have the stuffed duck…
Pai: why did you keep it?
Zakuro: it was a really big duck; it was like a bean bag chair!
Pai: and where do you think it is now? I'm curious as to what it looks like.
Zakuro: *shrugs* probably in my attic.
Pai: okay then.
Torch: you have to bring this back with you next time. Next letter! It's for ryou: Ryou- Rich kid!
Ryou: yep. That's me.
Torch: arrogance, look it up in the dictionary and you'll find ryou's picture.
Good jack: the next letter is for Pai; Pai- Fourth?
Pai: uh… hmm… dork! Also known as nerd
Zakuro: does that even count as a language?
Kish: no… I don't think so.
Ichigo: It doesn't.
Pai: Says you.
Torch: PAI! WHAT IS THE #1 RULE OF THE NERDS?
Pai: the guys in red always die! No matter what
Torch: nerds unite! *stands next to Pai doing twin Spock symbols* *Pai makes twin Spock symbols too*
Zakuro: star trek? Seriously?
Pai: what? I speak dork.
Torch: *goes into emo corner* I'm not a dork….
Pai: uh…
Zakuro: I think you just made her depressed.
Pai: yeah… *looks over at her desk and takes off a little star trek pin* cool.
Zakuro: *giggles* you're such a nerd.
Pai: what? It's cool…
Torch: HEY! That's from the move set!
Pai: sorry.
Torch: nah, I have another one. That one doubles as a laser pointer!
Pai: *presses a button and it shoots Taruto in the eye* CRAP!
Taruto: AAAAAAAAAH! MY EYE!
Pai: CRAP! Are you okay?
Taruto: ow… I'm fine….
Torch: here, use one of my pirate eye patches! *hands him the eye patch* the next letter is for you.
Pai: can I say something before you read the next letter?
Torch: sure.
Pai: stop asking me what my favorite languages are! It's annoying!
Torch: next letter is for Tart; Tart- Do you like it?
Tart: whatever. I cant see…
Torch: no fun.
Jack: next letter is for Taruto; Tart- Do you like it?
Taruto: like what?
Torch: okay? next letter is for keiichiro! Keii-san- Of course.
Keiichiro: okay!
Torch: next letter! It's for Kish; Kish- *hands roses* Go give these to Ichigo!
Kish: okay! *puts his hand on the roses and Ichigo wakes up and sees Kish and Torch with the bouquet*
Ichigo: HEY! *she sits up* what's going on here!
Kish: these are for you! *he hands her the roses*
Ichigo: oh… why did torch have them?
Torch: because he had me pick them up for him!
Ichigo: oh… thank you Kisshu! *she kisses his cheek and takes the flowers*
Kish: *Blushes* he…heh… *Blushes and rubs the back of his head*
Torch: FLUFFY!
Chase: that is the last of the letters from her. The next few letters are from layleenchantix first one is for you; Dear Torch, Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know that swords will come flying at you!
Torch: THEN DON'T PRESS BUTTONS! *starts playing music from 'wicked'* I want to see this play.
Zakuro: me too. We should go together.
Torch: AGREED! Next letter is for nick; Dear Nick, LABEL THE BUTTONS, WHY DON'T YOU? Sincerely, Layla
Nick: torch forbids it. She rips the labels I put on them off.
Torch: IT'S A PLOT DEVICE!
Nick: yeah…
Torch: next letter is for Kish; Dear Kish, pokey -pokes- Sincerely, Layla
Kish: okay? *goes back to hugging Ichigo*
Good jack: the next letter is for Zakuro; Dear Zakuro, Why are you so moody? Sincerely, Layla
Zakuro: I am not moody!
Torch: next letter is for Pai; Dear Pai, Why do you seem so anti-social? Well, you were until Zakuro...-smiles- Sincerly, Layla
Pai: people annoy me. The few people I can stand being around for more than an hour are my brothers and Zakuro. So that's why. *he hugs Zakuro, who is sitting next to him, around the waist tightly*
Torch: that's all from Layla, the next few are from zing. next letter is for keiichiro; Weslie (no idea how to spell jap name srry) meet prussia I have a felling you'll like him.
Keiichiro: who?
Torch: your spelling is atrocious. Please use the Japanese names zing. Next letter, its for jack, chase- YOU KNOW WHAT? Jack chase soul alians aokora safire and kyo go play paint ball let us know who wins.
Torch: IF ANY OF THE CAST KNOWS WHO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS, I'LL DO IT. *no one says anything* there. Next few letters are from mewmewlover612. first is for Ichigo; Ichigo: sorry For my disrespect towards u and kisshu I won't be so fanny anymore
Ichigo: well good. *hugs Kish's chest*
Jack: next letter is for Pai; Pie: eat this cookie
Pai: *takes bite* good cookie.
Good jack: next letter is for everyone! Everyone else: share this brownie the size of teaxes
Torch: Texas. Not Teaxes. *giant brownie starts to get distributed* next letter is for treehugger; Treehuger: stand where torch always stands when a button is pushed
Treehugger: *stands up*
Torch: oh no… I don't like where this is going…
Chase: next letter; Someone: push a button treehuger will hurt
Moon: I'll do it! *presses a button*
Torch: oh no…
*an axe flies by, torch sidesteps but her stomach gets slashed, another one slashes her arm open and another slashes her back, one flies right at her and I about to stab her heart when she jumps and it only gets her legs. A block flies by and slightly hits her head, causing blood to flow down her face*
Torch: *stands there, gripping her arm, bending her leg, trying to stand up straight and looks up at moon* I-idiot *She coughs up blood and moves her injured arm's hand up to her mouth to cover it up, then curls over while coughing uncontrollably*
Moon: b-but it was supposed to hit him.
Torch: idiot, it only c-c- *she falls over on the floor, coughing and curling up into a ball*
*Hungary, Hotori, Medusa, and nillamewmew rushes onstage, they work together to carry her backstage* (Hetalia, Fruits basket, Soul eater, and my hostess)
Nick: *walks onstage* stop pressing the buttons!
Jack: uh…. Is torch going to be okay?
Nick: I don't know! I have to continue, she'll probably be back by next time. *he walks back off stage*
Chase: I'm sure she'll be fine.
Jack: okay… last letter of the day is from invadergir. It's for nick; Dear Nick, I know one emotion that you have that you are really good at hiding.*brings peach in* now, be a good boy and show your emotions for peach
Peach: *runs backstage to find nick*
Chase: that is all humans. Goodbye.
Hotori: she told me to do this, next week's guest will be… no one? Oh… a note, it says 'I'll be doing the show by myself next week'. It's from torch… anyways, goodbye.
Ayame: BYYYEEEEE!