KHMK: Oh yeah!
Avery: Ugg... people make me mad...
---------------------The sun makes my eyes hurt! Mostly when I stare at it for 15 seconds!---------------------
Riku fell to the ground in the middle of a stupid laugh he was making. Lilly still had her fist in same spot, sticking out where her fist made contact with his head. Lilly didn't have any emotion on her face at all. It was blank, and unreadable.
He was out cold.
Sora walked feebly forward, his mouth wide open in amazement.
"I've been trying to that for ten years! And you did it in five minutes? And on the first try?" His voice was squeaky, and his mouth was hanging open to the side, as if he was the one knocked upside the head.
Lilly turned her emotionless green eyes on him. Not even her face could hide the fact that she was ticked off, but the way they were getting a brighter yellow color every millisecond, did not help.
"I've knocked him out more time than you can think," said Lilly thinking back when she played this game on the TV and not in real life, and have to go through that sappy scene every time she wanted to play that file. That was, what, a week or two ago?
Lilly prodded Riku with her foot, then she grabbed both of his feet, tucked them under her arms, and dragged him away, his hair getting in the whale spit, for all Lilly cares. On the way there, she did the only thing that would seem to wake Avery up from counting her toes, announcing it Four, then six, and then twelve.
She gave Logan a Wet Willie.
Logan made a high pitched girly scream, and Avery's eyes suddenly weren't as stupid looking anymore, and she started to laugh. She saw Lilly and her expression, and the fact that she was dragging Riku around, who she thought was sleeping at first glance.
"Did I miss something?" she looked around at everybody, who didn't really want to make any noise.
And for once, Avery shut that big old pie hole of her's.
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They found some rope in the endless crate for junk from the Item shop, and Lilly tied it around the (sill out cold ) Riku's wrists and feet, and the tied it o the back of the Divers chair.
Avery, Logan, Donald, Goofy, Puzzles, and Sora watched (keeping their distance) Lilly do this, a making sure the rope was tied so tight that Riku's hair might suffocate. Then she sat down in the chair on the far right, spun it around (like an office chair) to face the deep reassesses of space.
Everyone moved into the Gummi ship cautiously, as if it might blow up if they stepped in the wrong spot. Avery and Logan Place themselves in front of Riku, while Sora sat on the chair and turned it around so he faced them. Donald put himself in the divers seat, while Goofy stood next to him.
The Gummi ship lifted off, so everyone who was not in a seat had to hold onto something, except Riku who was the silliest, because he was tied to a chair.
They started to cruise through space, Avery removed the hair from the spot that Lilly hit Riku on the head. In that spot was a rather large pink-purple bump, the size of an acorn. She and Logan looked at it with wide eyes.
"Lilly? You did that?"
For some reason the lights in the Gummi ship flickered, and all the Heartless Gummi ships outside within a fourteen and a half foot radius of them blew up.
"Okay, guess you did then..."
Then, suddenly, Riku's eyes shot open, looked around and saw Avery and said harshly,
"So, not off you rocker anymore, are you sock counter?"
Avery's face flushed from embarrassment and anger, and said, "Oh, I think you like getting hit on head," she said, tapping the place where Lilly had punched him with her finger.
Riku hissed our his pain out through his teeth, making Logan chuckle.
"Oh, and I'M a pansy?"
Riku glared at him like an evil cat. Then he spoke, "Where's that ugly blonde girl who punches people?"
Lilly spun around in her chair, and when Riku saw her, he immediately regretted asking this question.
Lilly was sitting with her arms across her chest, and she appeared to be chewing on her tongue. Her eyes were bight enough to an extent where if you dipped her in a bucket of black paint, she would look more like a heartless than a heartless did. She glared at him, as if trying to burn a hole in hid face.
"Oh, well you can turn around now," he finished, looking back at Avery and Logan who were helping Lilly be glaring at him in the exact same way.
Riku looked down at his tied together hands.
---------------------------------I stole my mom's Dr.Pepper...-------------------
They landed in a field, with a hut at one end, and a lake on the other. On the far side of where they were, there was a castle, made out of gray bricks. There towers that seemed to be pushed up against one another, making the place look old and wise.
After swearing that he would not run away, (Seventeen times) Avery untied Riku from the ropes, and the chair. But Logan had positioned Puzzles at his feet at all times, making sure that he did not do anything 'Evil', Lilly had called it.
Lilly was looking utterly confused at this place because this place was not in game, but it did seem extremely familiar. With one of her eyebrows raised, she scanned the land around her with her eyes, each thing looking familiar but strange.
Then it hit her.
She skipped around in a circle, squealing, like a happy little ----- ----- fanatic. She ran over to Logan and Avery, whispered something in both their ears. They burst out singing a song.
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something, please,
Sora, Donald, Goofy, AND Puzzles sighed. However, Riku was like WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
"Whether we'd be old and bald or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now their bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, and we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot!"
Lilly, Logan, and Avery linked hand and spun around in a circle, jumping up and down laughing like maniacs.
For you see, my dear readers, Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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KHMK: OH YEAH! TWO CHAPPYS IN ONE DAY!!!!! I AM SO COOL!
