14 Happy chappy's

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Welcome back to 'All my Sparklings…"

Previously on the last episode, we saw Motormaster confess his love to Frenzy; Megatron proposing to Soundwave; Sideswipe in a car accident and Ratchet trying to cure the incurable disease of Rustitis.

Now we return you to your scheduled program:

Megatron knelt on one knee, a giant transformer sized ring held out in front of him. Soundwave stood before him, swooning.

"Request: So sudden." He monotoned.

"I'll give you ample time, sweetheart. But I really need the answer in the next five minutes."

Soundwave was about to reply, when the door slammed open. And there stood…. Another Megatron!!!!!!!! O.O

"Stop!" The Megatron at the door shouted. "That is an imposter! He is really Megatwin! My estranged twin brother!"

"Drats!" Shouted Megatwin. "I thought I had five minutes!"

Soundwave stood between them, optics wide and thinking of a threesome.

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Motormaster looked down at Frenzy, staring into his limpid pools of glistening orbs.

"Sugerhoney," Frenzy whispered. "Do you really love me?"

"Yes, like the burning flame of a house fire, like a raging stampede of cattle, like a monster truck squashing a man flat, I love you."

"That… Is so beautiful." Frenzy's optics glittered with tears, tears like glittering diamonds cut to resemble tears.

Motormaster leaned down and picked up the smaller mech, who was just about as tall as his shin. He hugged him close, like a mother clinging to a baby. [betcha that got you in the mood for romance…]

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Sideswipe lay in the hospital bed. He had just been in an accident. Contrary to what you may be thinking, he wasn't in his alt-mode, he was actually driving a car. So basically, a car was driving a car.

"Primus forsaken Toyota…" Sideswipe groaned.

Sunstreaker was at his side. He was there for moral support, and also so he could rearrange the flower arrangements everybody brought in.

"Did you see those flowers Jazz brought in?!? I tell you, those were six ways to tacky. Bleck."

"You my brother," Sideswipe began. "Are a bright ray of sunshine in a dense hour of darkness. What would I do without you."

"You'd have tacky flowers."

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Megatron and Megatwin were engaged in a knife fight. Let's just forget the fact that they have fusion cannons for a moment, cause that wouldn't be as cool.

They took stabs at one another, like people usually do with knives. Between them stood Soundwave, like a fair maiden in distress. Complete with the long pointy hat and long braided hair.

"Mine!"

"No, mine!"

They argued so poignantly.

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

Soundwave eventually had to intervene.

"Suggestion: Flip a coin."

"Yes." They answered unanimously.

So a coin was flipped. It spun in the air like a shiny round object that was flat and gold colored. It landed… On…. Tails.

"Yay!" Megatron cheered. "I win."

"Nooo!" Megatwin cried. "It's just like that toy train when we were kids! You always get everything! It's not fair! I'm telling mommy! Whaaa!"

"Ahhh…" Megatron said. "Everything is right with the world."

Then Galvatron burst into the room.

"Mommy!" Megatron eked.

Soundwave inconspicuously slinked out of the room.

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He spun the tube like a glittery twig. In his hands, Ratchet held the cure to the incurable disease.

But there was only one.

And both Silverbolt and Skywarp had the disease.

The only logical conclusion was a cage match to the death. Silverbolt pitted agains Skywarp. Jet against jet. Autobot vs. Decepticon.

They both died. But wait a few chapters, they'll be back.

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