If you can't tell from the previous chapters, there are going to be more guys hooking up with each other. Why? Because I am evil like that, its funny, and I just found a new pairing I liked from the new chapter of the Shugo Chara manga! Oh, and some inspiration from a recent Shugo Chara episode when Nagihiko comes back.

A Secret Love and a Secret about the Queen Chair

It was the wierdest thing. If it wasn't already strange enough having Easter and the Guardians in the same room working together, Ikuto teasing Tadase, which really wasn't different from normal, giving him kisses on the ear instead of on the lips (took the scene with Amu on the balcony where Ikuto bit her ear...it didn't happen in this story), which was totally abnormal. How did the guardians/Utau react? Yaya was taking pictures, Nadeshiko didn't mind at all, Kukai fainted on the floor out of shock when Tadase finally did get a kiss on the lips, Utau was trying to get the pictures Yaya just took, and Kairi didn't pay attention. He had his mind on other things.

Amu tried to get near Kairi. She wanted to talk to him again, and their last meeting was awkward due to the character change. Thanks Shin! Kairi wouldn't go near her now. "Kairi, I didn't mean it, I mean, I did but it wasn't under my control. I was planning on confessing but I wasn't expecting Shin to be there. I'm sorry. Don't ignore me!" Amu just babbled on and on.

"Amu is hopeless when it comes to confessing love." Ran said.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you." Kairi said. Bright lights surrounded them along with flowers. It outdid Ikuto's and Tadase's love scene, and made yaoi stricken eyes able to see again, including Kukai's. He was back on his feet again. "It was that I thought you really didn't mean it. I was afraid of getting turned down."

"What is this scene?" Yaya asked. She ruined it!

"Oh no! Amu's getting mad!" Ran exclaimed.

"Run Yaya run desu!" Su yelled.

Instead of Amu hurting Yaya, it was Shin. "I will hurt anyone that gets in the way of my plan. You got that?" Shin was kinda scary.

Anyway, back to the love scene. "Kairi, the truth was that I had a crush on you the first time I saw you." Amu decided to leave the Easter part out. She wouldn't want the guardians to know about that. "Even when I found out you were only in the third grade. You seem much more grown up than your actual age."

"So, are you going to kiss or not?" Ikuto asked. "Or will Shin have to do it again?" Amu and Kairi kissed, and were about to deepen it when they realized Yaya was there, and they didn't want to corrupt her. After all, hanging out with Ikuto took away their virgin minds (I will have to write a chapter about that later).

"So cute!" Utau exclaimed. "I will have to add it to my wall!" Everyone else just sweat dropped. Utau was in creepy obsessive mode.

"Since everyone is revealing secrets today, I would like to share one that I myself have been hiding from you." Nadeshiko said. "I am actually a guy!"

"SAY WHAT!" Everyone shouted.

Kukai was moping in the corner. "THERE IS NO WAY! I HAD A CRUSH ON NADESHIKO!" Kukai then quieted his voice when he realized what he just said. "Oh shit. Is this gay virus affecting everyone in this room?"

Nadeshiko just said, "Uh....I should have kept quiet longer." Translation: I should have got a couple of dates out of this deal. Amu could see that. Kukai fainted again. I wonder if he'll come to realize he is gay. "Come on Kukai, what is with that reaction! Come on, Tadase looks more like a girl than I do! (you know it is true). I mean he is shorter," Tadase began to sink into depression, "has a girly face," Tadase looked emo, "and the girl's uniform would look good on him!" Tadase was out cold.

"Um, we have two guys out of it! Shouldn't we get help?" Amu asked. This wasn't good at all!

"No, this is perfect." A smirk formed on Ikuto's face.

"I'll get the camera." Yaya said.

"Someone to share my pain!" An evil aura began to surround Nadeshiko. Tadase was dragged into a spare room in the greenhouse, along with a girl's uniform. Yaya went into the school and came back with a big bag.

Tadase came out in a girls uniform, still out because if he wasn't out, he would kill everyone involved. Kukai was just coming around, then he saw Tadase, and he fainted again. "I don't think he needs all this stuff." Amu took a peek into Yaya's bag. It had makeup and a wig. What were they planning to do? Blackmail him?

"Just leave him be." Ikuto said.

Tadase was waking up. "What happened? Why do I feel really uncomfortable?" Then Tadase looked down. He character changed with Kiseki. "You are all going to die!" He went after the guilty party, and left Kukai, Amu, and Utau alone.