Hello again, everyone!
Unfortunately, I'm getting massive Writer's Block with both of my new Avengers stories.
The good news being that I'm getting so many amazing ideas for this. (Seriously, I can't wait to post the next few chapters. :D )
I can't remember if there is ever snow in Camelot, but...we're just assuming that there hasn't been any yet.
I can sense your confusion. Just...read and you'll see.
Enjoy Responsibly.
Arthur: WHAT
Arthur: WHAT
Arthur: WHAT IS GOING ON
Gwen: oh. U mean the thing outside?
Merlin: on earth we call it snow
Arthur: It never snows here!
Merlin: well apparently now it does
Gwaine: Problem, Arthur?
Arthur: I hate snow.
Merlin: good to know.
Gwen: (:
Arthur: Seriously, guys.
Arthur: I'm staying in here until it melts.
Uther: Arteries.
Arthur: Yes, father?
Uther: Walnut are yoke dingdong interior?
Arthur: I don't like the snow, father.
Arthur: What kind of a question is that? I spend plenty of time inside.
Uther: Noses...
Arthur: Whatever, father. I'm just spending a day in the castle until it melts.
Uther: Ick commandeer yoyo to goliath outsider.
Arthur: Not to sound rude, but...
Arthur: Or what?
Uther: Yoko donut wanton toto Knowles.
Arthur: I figure I probably don't.
Merlin: I love how the auto cucumber has been on for so long that you can officially translate it
Arthur: I speak many languages, Merlin.
Arthur: For instance, I had to learn how to speak dollophead when I hired you as a servant.
Arthur: Unwillingly.
Merlin: good times...
Arthur: Get out.
Merlin: Same to u! get outside that is
Arthur: I shall. But later.
Merlin: you lie
Arthur: GO AWAY, MERLIN
Merlin: I am no longer afraid of your grammatical errors, arthur! I am free of my grammar fears
Arthur: Is that supposed to mean something to me?
Merlin: go outside and be freed of your snow fears
Arthur: I am not AFRAID of snow, Merlin
Merlin: then where has your punctuation gone
Merlin: perhaps you lost it in the snow?
Arthur: That's it. I'm going outside.
Arthur: HOLY SH-
Merlin: GET HIM!
Merlin: ADVANCE, MY BITCHES
Gwen: Id like to discuss the team name
Uther: I don't think you're strictly allowed to refer to me as one of your 'bitches'
Merlin: I turned off your auto correct. U owe me
Merlin: ur majesty
Arthur: WHAT THE HELL
Merlin: ah yes
Merlin: arthur.
Merlin: enjoying the snow?
Arthur: OH MY GOD IT'S IN MY EYES
Gwen: I think ambushing him with snowballs the moment he walked outside was a bad idea on ur part, merlin
Gwaine: like hell it was
Lancelot: thistle goat needed it
Mordred: You kidding? This is the most fun I've had in years.
Percival: YOU FINALLY LET ME IN ON SOMETHING. I'M SO HAPPY!
Leon: This is hilarious!
Arthur: IS EVERYONE HERE NOW?!
Merlin: pretty much
Gwaine: gaius couldn't make it. Arthritis acting up from the cold and all
Merlin: we invited morgana under a truce, but she declined because she had to go sack another kingdom or something today.
Merlin: she sends her best wishes, though
Arthur: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Gwen: ur afraid of snow and its the greatest thing ever
Arthur: NO
Merlin: there is just something about watching the prince of camelot being pelted with snowballs that makes the heart sing
Arthur: ur fired
Merlin: D:
Uther: not true. I gave him the job, and I can take it away. Not you.
Arthur: FATHER...
Uther: This is the greatest laugh I've had in years. Also...he turned off my auto correct when you wouldn't. So that makes him my new best friend.
Merlin: who are my bitches now
Arthur: I'm going inside.
Merlin: NO WAIT
Merlin: AAAARRRRTTTTHHHHUUUUUUURRRRR
Gwen: they're totally a bromance
Gwaine: oh totally
Merlin: I just realized that you weren't using correct grammar through most of the Great Snowball Incident
Arthur: Snow in your eyes, nose, and phone circuitry don't lend well to texting.
Arthur: Also, you've named it the Great Snowball Incident?
Merlin: it was that or the Great Snowball Fiasco
Merlin: but I liked Incident better
Arthur: I'm leaving now. Thanks.
Merlin: NO WAIT
Merlin: is it not your birthday in a few days?
Arthur: That it is, Merlin.
Merlin: so I take it we're not celebrating by having a snowball fight?
Arthur: Good-bye, Merlin.
Merlin: this snow thing isn't over!
Gaius: ever feel like you've missed something important just...because something else came up?
Merlin: Can't say I have.
Merlin: that might be because I've got a TARDIS now though. I miss nothing
Gaius: I feel like I missed something major, Merlin. You asked me if I could help you prepare a surprise for Arthur earlier and I couldn't. I must have missed out on something important.
Merlin: thats okay gaius. theres always next time.
Gaius: Was he at least surprised?
Merlin: Oh yes, gaius. He was very surprised.
Merlin: I was just reading over our last few conversations.
Merlin: it's funnier to read over them after they've happened.
Gwen: it really is!
Merlin: so I was just thinking...my phone never deletes old messages.
Gwen: mine doesn't either.
Merlin: what if they're somehow preserved until the future? Someone might find our messages and publish them online or something.
Gwen: merlin, that's rubbish.
Merlin: I know. Funny, though.
Gwen: hardly!
Arthur: Merlin, stop having imagination.
Merlin: Like you'd know anything about imagination.
Arthur: considering I'm the soon-to-be king of Camelot and it's my birthday tomorrow, I would be a little nicer to me.
Merlin: You're so old now!
Gwen: merlin. He's like 25.
Merlin: shut up gwen
Merlin: anyway is that a grey hair?
Merlin: hello
Morgana:
Gwen: wtf
Merlin: Welcome to my daily life.
Seriously, no more letting me write things when I need to vent explosive-ness. It comes out like this. .
More soon,
- Carlyle