AN: You would not believe how much fun I had writing this one. I've seen a couple of odd crossovers that passed too quickly, so I wanted to write my own. Try to guess all the cartoons/anime/TV shows/etc I used.
Crossovers Galore
In Jump City, chaos reigned. Innocent bystanders were somewhere where no one could see them. Because on the streets, a bunch of weird things were running around, wreaking havoc.
"What the heck?" Robin yelled as he saw all the, um, weird things running around. "Who are those guys?"
Superman flew down beside the Titans.
"Our Universes are merging. DOOMSDAY HAS COME!!!!" he screamed. He ran off, ripping up fire hydrants and crushing ATM machines.
"Okay then," Robin shrugged. "Titans, go put everyone back where they came from."
"The womb," Beast Boy guessed.
"That was a completely unnecessary and inappropriate joke!" Raven said, slapping him. The Titans ran off to eliminate all the weird things.
Robin saw someone who looked just like him, except his hair was completely gross and hideous and he was wearing super short shorts. That were like girl shorts.
"Golly-wowzers-jeepers-creepers-unicorns-pizza-Toronto-lamp-pencil-stickers-shoe-hotel-Walmart-cereal!" the Robin wannabe said when he saw the real Robin. The real Robin pushed him down a manhole and covered it up.
Meanwhile, Cyborg accidently stepped on the Powerpuff Girls.
"Aww man, I stepped in some crud!" he groaned, scraping them off with a spatula.
"NO ONE CAN BE MORE EMO THAN ME!!!!!" Raven screeched at Sasuke.
"OH YEAH!?!? EMO POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!" Sasuke yelled. He pulled out a knife and started slashing at his wrists. Raven took out her own knife and started cutting herself. Soon they were both swimming in a pool of their own blood.
"Hey sexy," Blackfire (who popped out of nowhere) said to Goku.
"Eh heh heh… heh." Goku chuckled nervously before flying away as fast as he and his glowing hair could.
"And who are you?" Starfire asked to another redhead.
"Kim Possible," she said, posing in a bunch of random kung fu poses. "Call me beep me if you wanna reach me!"
"Ehhhhh. No. I don't think I want to," Starfire said. She blew her up with her powers of destruction.
"I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!" Mojo Jojo yelled. Beast Boy grabbed him in gorilla form and chucked him somewhere over the rainbow.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," Dorothy said before being crushed by a giant machine.
"Team Rocket's gonna steal all your pokemon!" Jessie and James yelled.
"Ah, yes!" Starfire exclaimed. "Pokemon are a part of a staple diet on my planet!"
Ash and Pikachu ran away to go hide.
"Pffft!" Jimmy Neutron pffted to Team Rocket. "My machines are WAY better than that!"
Team Rocket crushed him with their giant machine. Then it suddenly blew apart. Team Rocket blasted off. AGAIN.
Static Shock flew by on his hoverdisc thingy and shocked Cyborg.
"GWAHAHAHA!" he laughed.
"Hey man that ain't cool!" Cyborg yelled. He shot him down with his sonic cannon. Static fell onto Captain Planet, who was lecturing several small children about the evils of pollution.
"This is so not environmentally friendly!" Captain Planet yelled out.
Meanwhile, Terra (who randomly invaded the story) was yelling at Toph.
"MY EARTHBENDING SKILLZ PWN YOURS!!!!" Toph screamed, throwing rocks around blindly.
"NOT A CHANCE, BYOTCH!!!!" Terra screamed back. They proceeded to throw small rocks at each other while Aang and the gang watched.
"Who wants to see a scam???" Ed, Edd, and Eddy yelled out. Robin pushed them all down a manhole.
"MY robot parts are SO much cooler than yours!!!" Cyborg bragged, dancing around Optimus Prime and Megatron.
"DIE, SCUM!!!!" a Highbreed yelled out, crushing Courage the Cowardly Dog and Catdog with his size 58 (or maybe it was 9) foot.
"Highbreed!!!!" Gwen screamed, throwing a bunch of energy beams at it. Ben and Kevin stood by and let her do all the work.
"Anodite!!!!!" Starfire screamed, throwing a bunch of starbolts at Gwen. An epic catfight ensued.
"Well, this is entertaining," Kevin said. Ben nodded in agreement.
"Donde esta mi mochila? Where is my backpack?" Dora the Explorer asked to no one in particular, running around. Cyborg stepped on her. By accident.
"Whoops," he said, scraping Dora off of his foot.
"I don't think this is the Camp," Courtney said to Duncan before Beast Boy accidently squished them in T-Rex form. By accident, of course. Then he came face to face with Stitch.
"Glarbleglrblerglarg," Stitch said. Beast Boy turned into a dog and chased him away, barking like mad.
"No, bad Stitch!" Lilo yelled, running after them.
"Dude, where's the hotel?" Zack asked Cody.
"Down THERE!" Robin yelled as he pushed them down a manhole, laughing maniacally.
"Robin! What did I tell you about killing people? Batman scolded as he swooped down out of nowhere. Then Spiderman swung by, singing The Isty Bitsy Spider.
"Never mind, gotta go!" Batman jumped away to go kill Spiderman.
"Hey sexy," Blackfire said to Samus. (She was wearing her suit).
"I'm a WOMAN!!!" Samus yelled angrily. She blasted Blackfire all the way to... um... far away land.
"Mom, can we go home now?" Bart and Lisa whined.
"Be quiet!" Marge said as Homer drove their car into the Mystery Machine.
"Yo dawgs, who just nudged my ride?" Fred yelled out.
"I DID!!!!" Robin laughed, blowing up the Mystery Machine and Homer's car with a bunch of bombs he keeps in his utensil belt. I mean, utility belt.
"Hey Arnold!" Helga yelled.
"What?" Arnold yelled back.
"Your head looks like a FOOTBALL!" she yelled.
"Did somebody say FOOTBALL???" Cyborg yelled. He picked up Arnold by his head and chucked him aaaaallll they way to who knows where. Helga ran away and drowned, unexpectedly.
Meanwhile, Bushido (who appeared in TWO episodes) encountered two oddly animated swordsmen named Link and Samurai Jack. They joined up and went to Japan to take over the anime and manga industry.
"I AAAAM THE EMOEST!!!" Raven screeched in victory, standing over Sasuke's heavily bleeding body. She ran off to go outdo someone else.
"Nooooo Sasuke!" Sakura cried.
"Believe it! He's dead! Get over it, byotch!" Naruto yelled.
"Alright girls, time to spy!" Sam, Alex, and Clover said.
"Nice suits," Beast boy drooled.
"FANBOY!!!" Sam, Alex, and Clover screamed. They ganged up on Beast Boy and began to beat him up. Then they ran off back to WHOOP.
"Alex, I think you got that spell wrong," Justin said, standing by Max. Alex shrugged. Raven snuck up behind them.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" she chanted. Alex, Justin, and Max blew up.
"I AM MORE GOTH THAN YOU!!!!" Sam yelled. Danny tried to get her attention, but it was no use.
"NO, I AM THE GOTHEST!!!!!" Raven screamed. They began to apply heavy layers of black eyeliner rapidly.
Meanwhile, Gwen was pwning Starfire. Ben and Kevin were still watching.
A bunch of little blue men exited some random mushrooms in the middle of the street. Then Cyborg stepped on them, but he didn't notice.
"MY POWERS STILL PWN YOURS!!!!!" Terra screamed as she continued throwing large rocks at Toph. Then Aang finally decided to step in and blew Terra far, far away where she would no longer be a nuisance to this story.
"Hey sexy," Blackfire (who returned from far away land) winked at Darth Vader.
"Eh, heh heh… heh," Darth Vader ran away as fast as he could.
"Hey Patrick, where the barnacles are we?" Spongebob asked.
"I dunno," Patrick said. Unexpectedly, Aqualad snuck up behind them and kidnapped them to add to his collection of oddities.
"Heh heh heh, Lois, that guy is wearing tights," Peter snickered. "Doesn't it remind you of the time that-"
"DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!!" Robin yelled as he pushed Peter and Lois down a storm drain, with some difficulty.
"Jeezus, Kyle, way to get us lost!" Cartman yelled angrily as they stood in the middle of the street.
"Oh shut up, fatass!" Kyle yelled back. Stan and Kenny watched silently. Beast Boy went up to them.
"You guys wanna go get some booze and pornos?" he asked.
"YEAH!!!" the boys cheered. They went off to go have a jolly old time being adolescent boys.
"I don't like rabbits," Jinx decided. She blew up Bugs Bunny with her powers. Kid Flash laughed and hugged her for no reason whatsoever.
"So where's the treasure?" Luffy asked. Zolo groaned and shook her head.
"DOWN THERE!!!!!" Robin laughed maniacally, pushing Luffy and his crew down a manhole.
"Edward, I don't like this place," Bella said, clinging onto Edward's SUPERSEXY jacket.
"Do not worry my love, I shall protect you!" Edward declared, resisting the urge to chew on her neck. He picked her up and ran off to who knows where.
"Kids Next Door, MOVE OUT!" Numbah 1 yelled as a bunch of small children began running around carrying deadly weapons.
"Nuh uh, I don't think so!" Cyborg said. He blew them all up with his sonic cannon.
"Cowabunga dudes!" four oversized turtles yelled out as they ran around clumsily. "Like, dudes, lets get some pizza dudes! Dudes!"
"YOU STOLE THAT!!!!!" Beast Boy screamed. He turned into a bigger turtle and squashed them. Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny were kidnapped by Slade. You know, because he's a pedophile. Apparently.
"Mamma mia!" Mario exclaimed. "Where's da princess at?"
"DOWN THERE!!!!" Robin laughed maniacally, shoving Mario down another storm drain.
Gwen and Starfire stopped fighting. Ben, Gwen, and Kevin were trying to convince her to quit the Teen Titans.
After many, many other references to popular culture, things finally calmed down. But things were never the same. The sewers of Jump City became overcrowded with various characters. Cyborg never got the crud off his foot. Beast Boy killed anyone who said 'dude' besides him. Raven put on SO much eyeliner, it never came off. Starfire ran off to join the Alien Force. And Robin developed a strange obsession of shoving people down manholes and storm drains.
Yes, it was a strange day indeed in the (magical) land of Jump City.
AN: Kahahaha that was fun. This is definitely the longest chapter yet. However, I do not have an explanation as to how those characters got into the TT universe in the first place. Oh, and did I overdo the whole manhole joke thing with Robin? I lost count of how many people he trapped in the sewers.
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