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Previously on Bleach: Questions & Dares Halibel's the queen of sharks, the kurosakis read something disturbing, Rezano & Ice fought. Etc. etc. etc.
HR: Hey everyone and welcome to the new chapter. guess what IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! And we are partying. Let's get started.
Crofty666
I've got a dare give Ichigo all of his powers, by that I mean final Getsuga form, Vasto Lorde form, Final Vizard form, Hell Form and Fullbring and have him fight Grandfisher arrancar, Nnoitra, Aizen, Kugo Kuchiki, Zommari and the Togabito from hell.
HR: Isn't the final Getsuga, a combination of all of his forms. Anyway go ahead and kick their asses Ichigo.
Ichigo: 'cracks knuckles' Thank you.
They get killed again.
Also a question. Shouldn't technically all the girls including Alma and apart from your sekirei and his family be wearing a wedding ring and be engaged to Ichigo?
HR: no because well, I don't know. Ask Ichigo.
Ichigo: No because I only have a serious relationship with Tia and Rukia.
Mini Nel: Ishigo! What about me?
Ichigo: Nel, You're like a sister to me.
Nel: But you were doing it with your sisters in that story.
Ichigo: That was Fiction! End of discussion.
God
First I have questions, 1. Loly is it true that you beat up Orihime because you were jealous of her having Ichigo,
Loly: No! I don't even know him and I already said sorry to her.
2. Menoly what do you think of Ichigo compared to well other Shingami,
Menoly: He's really nice. He much better than the others because he hasn't tried to kill us on sight.
3. to both Loly and Menoly, you notice you both are like Ichigo together because of a your personallities,
Loly: I'm nothing like him!
Menoly: I honestly don't see it.
4. Ying and Yang did you have any feelings for Ichigo when you met in Turn back the Pendulam.
HR: Dude I think you meant The DiamondDust Rebellion.
Ying: No not at first. We just heard about him in Hueco Mundo.
Yang: But when we saw him we thought he was very cute and we had to get to know him.
now for the dares first I dare Chizuru to french kiss Ichigo
HR: Chizuru go kiss Ichigo.
Chizuru: No! Just because you made that fic about me and him doesn't mean I felt that way.
HR: Just be true to yourself and kiss him.
Chizuru: Fine.
Chizuru kisses Ichigo and after a while it becomes more passionate and it takes me, Tia, and Rukia to separate them.
HR: Knew that was coming.
second I dare Loly, Apacci and Menoly to kiss Ichigo at the same time while he has anal sex with Mila-rose then alternate roles until you have all been filled,
They had sex
I'm not writing what happened because 1. I suck at writing lemons. 2. You want one you write it yourself and send it to me to be posted.
3rd I dare Cirucci to have a rematch with Uryu with her espada powers
They have a rematch that was basically like the original
forth I dare Ying and Yang to give Ichigo a Titjob and blowjob, then kiss him
They had sex
HR I dare you to turn Charlotte into a girl, a boy with a name like Charlotte creeps me out,
HR: No. How many times do I have to say it I not bring that guy here?
Masaki I dare you to breast feed Ichigo like when he was a baby.
Ichigo: NO!
Masaki: Oh Ichigo, It would be just like when you were a baby.
Ichigo: No mom. Not happening.
HR: Hm. I have an idea. 'Snaps fingers'
Smoke engulfs Ichigo and when it clears he is much much smaller.
Ichigo: 'high voice' What the hell!
There stood or rather crawled Ichigo now as a baby.
Ichigo: What did you do to me?
HR: What does it look like? I turned you it to a baby but left your mind.
Ichigo: 'giving me a mini scowl' Turn me back.
HR: No. Now go to your mom otherwise Tia and some of the other girls will get you.
Ichigo: What do you mean?
HR: Look.
Ichigo turns to see many girls getting closer to him all blushing
Girls: So Cute! 'Chase him'
Ichigo: Mommy. 'crawls to Masaki'
Masaki: There there Ichigo. I won't let them get you. Now there won't be any problem doing the dare.
Ichigo: Wait.
Masaki breast feeds Ichigo and after that he falls asleep.
Monoke: 'still hasn't let go' Are you going to turn him back?
HR: not yet.
Unohona I dare you to give Ichigo his "Physical" ;) again and this time have Isane help you with it.
HR: Well Ichigo's sleeping, so you two can do it later.
Oh and Barragan, if you are King of Hueco Mundo then why is Stark the Primera and stronger then you.
HR: He's a baby too, but I'm sure Lilynette can fill us in.
Lilynette: I'd be happy to. You see when me and stark first became arrancar Baraggan wanted us dead. Stark didn't care but after a week of not being able to sleep because of Baraggan army, he snapped. It wasn't pretty.
Ice: So basically he too lazy.
Lilynette: Yep.
Oh HR I also dare you to give Lilynette a mature body and Appacci larger breasts then to sic them on Ichigo
HR: I already changed lilynette's body but I'll change Apache's. 'snap'
Apaches chest starts to grow and when they were finished they as big as Rangiku's
HR: I think I over did it.
Apache: Oh I don't mind. Now let me give you my thanks.
Apache tackles me and shoves my face in her cleavage.
Apache: I've always wanted to do this.
Monoke: Let him go.
Apache: No. We let you have your fun, now it's my turn.
one last thing bring the girl bounts and Xcaution members in and sick them on Ichigo,
HR: I already did a while ago.
also Jackie do you have the same feelings for Ichigo as Rurika
Jackie: No.
Ice: Straight to the point.
Ok one last thing Soifon do you share a love/hate realationship with Ichigo
Soifon: 'blushing' No.
Question: Barragan if you are the King of Heuco Mundo why are Segunda instead of Primera because if I'm right Stark is stronger then you.
HR: We all know he's weaker. All he has is that time ability other than that he has nothing. Also you have too many dare so I'm only doing the ones I pick.
Dares: I dare Loly to kiss Ichigo on the lips and Menoly to make out with Ichigo.
HR: He's still a baby so go kiss him on the cheek.
They kiss him
Also HR I dare you to make clones of Kukaku, Zabimaru and Sode so Ichigo can have them without taking the originals,
HR: Ok. 'snaps fingers creating the clones'
Zero: You're only doing this because you know what's really going to happen
HR: Your point. 'Gets tackled by both Zabimarus'
The same thing happens to Rezano and Zangetsu. Except for one of the shirayukis who is playing with baby Ichigo.
also I dare you to turn Uryu into a girl so his attraction to men makes sense,
HR: Another contract. Making Uryu not go anywhere near my clothes in exchange for staying a guy.
also I dare Chizuru to kick Aizen's butt in her Karakura Raizer outfit,
Chizuru: What are you going to give me?
Ice: I'll give you this naked picture of Ichigo with half of the girls he had sex with.
Chizuru: Deal. 'Changes and kicks Aizen's ass'
Zero: How did you get your hands of that?
Ice: Gin had some free time.
also I dare Chizuru and that Arrancar she groped to have sex with Ichigo and as a follow up
HR: no instead you can go play with him. And no funny business.
BIchigo: Are you ever going to change me back.
HR: When it stops being funny.
I dare HR to turn Aizen into a monkey for the next three chapters (Dont worry you can still do any dares to make him misirable to him)
HR: Different animal. I like monkeys. So I'll turn him in to a. 'looks around' damn, I don't want to turn him into animal that's someone's resurreccion
(Also side note. I just noticed that mostly every single arrancars resureccion is an animal)
Ice: How about spiders.
HR & Rezano: HELL NO!
Monoke: What's wrong with spiders?
Ice: These two are afraid of them.
Us: Shut the hell!
HR: any animal I turn him into will give them a bad name. So I'll just kill him. 'Kills Aizen'
Also I dare HR to turn all of Barragan's fraccion female
HR: I'm not going to do it just because of what's going to happen later.
Monoke: What's going to happen?
HR: You'll see.
beedrillx21
Hello hr sorry for not leaving some dares sooner but I had trouble thinking of some untill now.
Okay for this dare go to youtube and watch the mask of the jedi its zorro with jedi lightsabers and have uryu do it.
He does the scene
Renji dose the final fight from kiss of the dragon against anyone of you choosing.
Renji does the scene with his secret girlfriend.
I'm not going to reveal who it is just yet.
Have rukia sing kamen rider fourze opening song the whole song.
She sings it
Whatch scrubs:turk saftey dance and have kon while in ichigos body do it.
He does the scene in Ichigo's mini body. Well tried to. At that age Ichigo still can't stand on his own.
Vail Ryuketsu
Yo (lazy wave) Vail here, I got a few dares for you.
off I dare Szayel to do a expariment involving rule 63, and aizen. Why is because of this.
No Because of what's going to happen later.
HR: Szayel. You can still experiment on him if you want.
Szayel: Thank you.
I dare Nemu and Unohana to become HR's slaves/maids till he says so (evil grin).
HR: Thanks for the birthday gift.
Unohana: 'in maids outfit' Master, would you like dinner or a bath or perhaps me.
Nemu: 'in maids outfit' Master these clothes are too small. 'Loosens top making her breast spill out'
HR: Thanks again.
as 2 but it's for me and it is yoruichi and kukaku.
HR: Rezano, give him one of your clones.
Rezano: Fine.
Yoruichi: 'in maids outfit' I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
Kukaku clone: 'in maids outfit' He better be otherwise I'll be disappointed
4. I dare Rangiku to tell hitsugaya she is pregnet with his children.
Rangiku: Captain. I'm pregnant
Toshiro: 'shocked' What? That's impossible! We used a condom
Rangiku: Just kidding.
Toshiro: MATSUMOTO!
Oh and Ichigo, (goes in to a demonic version of profile pic), if you hurt Harrible I will rip you open and..(WAY to graffic to write) then not ever GOD can save your soul from me. Now I got to leave. I got a idiot orange waring ninja to teach the true meaning of badass to (gin-like smile & dark chuckle).
Baby Ichigo starts to tremble.
Masaki: 'scary smile' Vail. I must ask you not to threaten my son otherwise I'd have to have a stern talk with you.
militarynut2010
ok, the dare this time? I dare um... nanao's captain (dont remember his name) to go a week without drinking or harassing her.
Shunsui: I never harass her, I just show my love.
Zero: Same Thing.
Also, i forget something in my last thing. for my favorite girls, Ying, Yang, Senna, and Tobiume, here are credit cards that work in all three worlds and have no limits dont worry Aizen gets the bill.
Them: Thank you 'runs off'
for yachiru here are five bags of jelly beans.
Yachiru: Yay 'Eats them in 2 seconds'
HR: Still don't want to know how she does that.
and for Aizen? *shoves a grenade down his throat* And Yamamoto, despite me not liking you, here are 30 boxes of green tea (they have laxatives mixed in).
Aizen guts everywhere.
HR: At the risk of this place smelling I'm sending him out of here.
darkmachines
Hello again!
So Kira, Momo, and Hisagi what do you think about your new captains?
Kira: He's okay.
Momo: Um well he is… um.
Hisagi: …
HR: That says a lot.
So HR, do you read the Bleach Manga?
HR: Yes not the entire thing. Just since Ulquiorra vs Hollow Ichigo.
Also went is Byakuya going to return?
Rukia: He should be back next week.
Next I dare, Harribel to dye Ichigo's hair black, while Rukia dye Kaien's hair orange. Then have them stand in front of every and can any get who is who?
They dye their hair but it's pretty obvious with the height difference.
So HR your birthday in April too like mine, cool. Maybe we can do a double party, but with one condition Aizen and Grand Fisher are not aloud to come because we hate them. Also Yammy can't come because he would eat all the food.
HR: Sure what do you think this chapter is?
Which remains me, Ulquiorra I want you to force Yammy to get exercise and to lose some weight.
Ulquiorra: Tried. Did not work.
Next I dare Hitsugaya to dress up as a Leprechaun.
Hitsugaya:No.
HR: Girls get him!
Toshiro:AAAAHHHHH!
By the end of the struggle he was a leprechaun.
Toshiro: Why me?
Rezano: You're short. Grow up some.
Both Rukia and Harribel must dress up as hot looking bunny girls for Ichigo.
They get dressed up in bunny costumes
Ichigo: Please turn me back to normal.
HR: No can do. You're a baby for the rest of the chapter.
Ichigo: I'll get you back for this.
HR: Looks like someone's cranky. Halibel, Rukia, Can you give this guy his lunch.
Tia: Sure.
Rukia: It'll be our pleasure.
Ichigo: I take back what I said about you.
Finally birthdays, first Poww was not really should want to give you, but being a monk have a bible to read.
Poww is now a monk.
Next Yammy, here have a cake, but just one.
Yammy: Cake. 'Bites into his hand' Ow. Where did my cake go?
Ice: Yachiru strikes again.
Nelliel here your own pet um... Pony for you.
Nel: Yay pony.
Last for my man Aarnoiero, I got you a mountain of dead hollow outside for you to devour.
Aaroniero: A feast. 'Starts to eat'
That all you now and will see you all later. HR before I forget, I sent up sentries outside and are program to fire at everyone you hate, well expect for Baraggan and few others because they are my faves.
HR: Damn. That's a lot of people.
AAAHHHHHHH
HR: That's Grimmjow.
RyuKaisir
Okay first for the battle room flip the switch next to the door inside the room. I also brought a clone of Nnoitra that I was using for target practice just heal the bullet wounds and he's good to go. Also remind me to never have Toshiro and Kai use my pool ever again. Anyway good to see you back and now on the the dares and questions.
Ice: We broke the switch before we went in.
Rezano: We saw it, didn't know what it was. We flipped it and nothing happened. We did it a lot more times until it broke. Sorry.
Guys you may hate me for this dare but still it is worth the risk. Chizuru, Haineko, Matsumoto, Nel, Orihime, Halibel, Unohana, Tatsuki, Yoruichi, Mila Rose, and Kukaku all of you have sex with each other in front of your boyfriends and the one who's boyfriend is still standing at the end of 12 hours that lucky couple won't get any dares that are painful or deadly from me for two chapters. If none are still standing then Chizuru will get a yet to be named prize next time. Also if Soifon passes out I will not blame her for that. Because most likely like any other red blooded male I might pass out as well.
All guys except me: NO!
HR: Why not.
Zero: Because you'll automatically make yourself the winner.
HR: No I won't.
Ice: Jimmy.
HR: Hey! Don't say my name out loud. Fine we won't do it.
Isane do you like someone? if so drag them into a closet and make out with them for three hours. HR before Isane leaves plant a spy cam so we can see it.
Isane blushes and grabs Hanataro before running off. We watch the feed and holy crap.
Zero: Damn. Didn't know he had it in him.
Nemu: Master Can we try that?
HR: No. I don't think I can bend that way.
Nanao why are do you not like your captain?
Nanao: I don't hate him or anything. I just wish he would work more and stop drinking.
Isshin teach Wonderweiss how to talk.
HR: No I like the way wonderweiss talks.
Isshin take Jinta and give him 'The Talk'. HR have Masaki watching them thru a two way mirror so she can hit Isshin if he does something stupid.
HR: You two go with jinta. Masaki, I'll watch Ichigo for you.
Ururu go postal in the battle room on Jinta. And I mean 'Genocide Mode' postal.
HR: Ururu's Genocide mode is only to be used on the bastards here and I think you know who they are.
maaka oro
ichigo! i dare you to get genderbended!
HR: That I'll allow. 'Snap fingers creating a female Ichigo twin' She's a baby too. I'm not turning them back until next chapter. Maybe.
sui-feng! i dare you to breakdance!
She dances like a pro.
masaki! hug me w
Masaki: Sure 'hugs'
Monoke: What happened to Isshin?
Masaki: He should be back any minute. HR Why is there two Ichigos?
HR: I gave him a twin sister. Is that ok?
Masaki: I guess so.
grimmjow: same as ichigo!
HR: I'll allow that too. 'Snap'
A female Grimmjow
Rezano: 'whistles' Damn.
Fgrimmjow: You're not so bad yourself.
Grimmjow: Ok moving on.
Orihime! read the fanfic "safaia inoue"
She reads it
(I've never read it nor do I have the time. She reacts the way you think she does.)
MontyG377
Hello HR, Ice, Rezano, Zero, Sekirei and Bleach cast ^^ *waves*.
First off, THIS SH*T IS AMAZING. Even before making an account I loved this story and A Hollow Heart. I find Halibel/Harribel (Whichever way you pronounce it; matter of opinion really) fanfics to be amazing as it is, and then you came along and made it a thousand times better, so for that, thank you.
And now, for a few dares, a few questions, and a gift or two ;):
1. If you have read the newest Bleach manga, I want Tia, Ichigo, you(HR), Rezano, Ice, Zero, Harribel's three Fraccion(Mila Rose, Apache, and Sung-Sun), Kenpachi, Nelliel, and finally myself and my OC to BEAT THE EVERLOVING CRAP out of the Vandenreich leader in any form they choose one at a time( except for Harribel's three Fraccion and myself/OC). He deserves it for what he's done to Tia. I'll also need an executioner ax and about three miles length of chains for my time.
HR: Kinda too late for that. Minute Ichigo read what happened he left to go kill him. We ran after him. Etc. etc. And the dude is dead.
2. Mila Rose, I dare you and Apache to switch bodies to see how the other feels when you insult them.
They switch bodies, but they still argue, they just insult themselves/
3. HR, here's a giant cleaver that controls the shadows and blood. Use it on Aizen, Nnoritora, Tsukishima, Ginjo, and the Vandenreich leader. If any of them are out of commission, you can replace that person with anyone of your choice. You may keep the cleaver, or whatever's left of it, afterwords.
HR: Rezano. Here's a new toy. Go have fun.
Rezano: Thank you.
Ice: Why don't I get anything?
HR: Forgot.
4. May I kiss Sung-Sun? She's my third favorite Arrancar ^^.
Sun-sun: Ok. Get ready. 'grabs his face and kisses him'
5. Apache and Mila Rose, why do you guys have to fight with each other? Your both amazing in your own ways, and can't you two respect that?
Apache: Being honest we have no idea.
Mila-rose: It's just what we do.
starrk, why do you sleep all the time?
Starkk:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Monoke: When's the last time he's been awake.
HR: I don't know. Lilynette wake him up.
Lilynette: Ok 'kick'
Stark: OW!
And now for the gifts(besides the cleaver):
Mila Rose, have a baby lion cub.
Mila-rose: Thank you.
Starrk, I made you a special pillow that instantly allows you to fall asleep. *Aside* Lilynette, heres a airhorn that will instantly wake the person sleeping with that pillow. Have fun *evil grin*
Stark: 'back to sleep'
Lilynette: 'blow horn'
Stark: AAAHHHHHHH!
Nnoritora, I give you the gift of pestilence. Have fun dying slowly of disease *evil grin that outdoes the other one*. Also, the pestilence only affects him, so no one else is in danger ^^.
Nnoitra: 'dying' Why.
Harribel, you get $1000 worth of clothes of your choice. Since someone already beat me to the baby shark :/
Tia: Thank you.
HR, besides the cleaver, here is a motorcycle. It is customized to your specifications, and looks BADA**. Ice and Rezano get one too.
HR, Ice, & Rezano: These are awesome.
Finally, Ichigo, HR, Ice, and Rezano: go have sex with your girls. I'll see you guys later.
It's gonna happen anyway.
MontyG377
Hey, I forgot something in my review... hehe *Sweatdrop*
I would like my OC to have a fight against Rezano at full power in my world. He needs to let off steam unfortunately.
HR: Ok. Rezano, behave yourself and don't go overboard.
Rezano: I won't, I promise.
HR: Fine go ahead.
Rezano: bye.
Thanks again for making this great series!
HR: See ya
ultimatemh
Well for one, I love this fic. =^.^= also I want to give you a present. 'hands HR a large ray gun' it's a transmuter device it can age or un age a person, turn them into an animal, change their size, orswitch their gender. You can use it to your pleasure after these people are changed for the episode
This is what I was waiting for.
Ichigo&halibel: gender change
Ichigo already happened. I'll make a male clone of Tia.
Zabimaru, you, and Haineko: gender change
I'll make a female clone of myself but I won't do the same for the other two.
Baraggan: turned back to an old guy
Fine
Yachiru: aged to a HORMONAL TEEN!
Already happened
Toshiro: aged to an adult
Fine
Ggio: gender change
Makes sense
Rukia: made taller
Ok
Ulquiorra&orihime: gender change
Ok
Grimmjow: gender change
Did that
Kenpachi: made as tall as short Rukia
Funny as hell I'll do it. also the clones will be ready next chapter
Btw you CAN'T break it if you do it'll switch everyone's gender indefinitely also I think Baraggan and yammamoto should have an old man off to see who's the best at being an old man(like complaining, yelling, and forgetting things)
HR: Well they're both good at that.
Well that's all I have for now =^.^= have fun w/ ur new toy
HR: Thank you.
Gamefreak
As a treat for the girls of bleach I dare the bleach men to give them a strip show
HR: Fine we'll do it.
We get prepared and dance. Not a single girl was standing at the end.
number 14-daxlyn
hey I'm back, dares Nnoitra remember how you lost your eye( make his human life be Ethan from Final Destination 2 if you don't know how he dies look it up on youtube.),
He dies the same way
Kenpatchi Fight a tag team match with your choice of partners against Goku from DBZ and Superman from DC,
HR: Nobody from other places unless I say so.
Ichigo screw Apache only to help her reasize she is beautiful,
Ice: Still a baby.
Mila-rose, and the rest of the girls of your choice reenact the contest made by the fanfic author Dizy in the story soul fighter 1: Grope, Fight and Hit the Shower From the subway scean until after the fight and punishment. please describe in detail.
No detail. I tired of typing besides I suck at detail.
HR: That's it everyone that is the end for now.
Ice: No it's not.
HR: What do you mean?
Taki and Akitsu bring out a huge cake.
HR: Should have seen this coming.
Haineko: Make a wish.
I blow out the candles.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HR: Thank you everyone.
Unohana: Now on to your present. 'Grabs my arm'
Zabimaru: 'grabs my other arm' This will be a birthday you won't forget.
HR: 'being dragged away' Ice you close up things I'll be awhile.
Ice: well that's it we'll see you all next time.
End