AN: Hello Gleeks! I hope you enjoyed the last chapter. It's kind of weird…I'm more than halfway through the performances I'm able to write about. After this, I'm skipping to "Lean on Me." "Endless Love" was more about internal monologue than anything else, but I'll do my best. Here we go! Please review.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.

"Endless Love"

I know what you're thinking: Does this chick spend any time in the actual jazz ensemble anymore? The answer to that…is yes. I'm merely sitting in this performance because Broadway Berry has forced me to wait for her until after rehearsal. Something about "needing a live trumpet to more efficiently channel the true essence of Barbara Streisand." She gave me twenty bucks, so I don't really mind.

Ballads, huh? Well, I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a ball— strike that, Brittany doesn't know. A male duck…How could she think that…Wait. Oh, Mallards! Makes more sense now. Oh, that reminds me, Brittany's locker-duck has gone back to the wild, or wherever it is she caught it from.

Partners chosen by fate, a.k.a. Mr. Schue:

Kurt and Finn: I bet Kurt's loving this…Finn? Not so much.

Quinn and Artie: Meh, I have no thoughts on this.

Brittany and Santana: Ooh, they should do a Queen song, like "You're my best Friend."

Tina and Mike, a.k.a., other Asian: Aren't they related? I mean that in a completely non-"all Asians are related" way. They go home together sometimes…and they have the same last name.

Mercedes and Puck: Weird. Really weird.

Rachel and…Hang on, Matt's in the hospital. That means she gets to pair with— Mr. Schue! Oh, you lucky weirdo, you. How I wish I was in BB's ballet flats right now. They're singing "Endless Love" too. I kind of feel sorry for Mr. Schue right now.

His voice is so smooth. And suave. And sexy…Yeah. Quinn's glaring at Finn for some reason right now…I wonder why.

Oooh, Rachel's got her "I'm looking for a leading man" look on her face. I'm sorry Mr. Schue, but you had it coming to you. Every guy that sings a song to or with Rachel is kind of destined to be her obsession. Mr. Schue looks scared.

Oh dang, Rachel's coming after him. She's circling around that piano like she's going to eat him. RUN MR. SCHUE! RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

Piano guy looks kind of scared too. Good job Mr. Schue! Use that chair as a shield from Bonkers Broadway Berry!

She's getting even crazier as time goes by. I'm scared for Mr. Schue now. No one ever needs to get that into a song while singing it to your teacher. I repeat, YOUR TEACHER! I don't care how hot he is, Mr. Schue is the acknowledged "every girl has the hots for him" teacher in this school, and I don't want to face off against that much crazy. Especially now since Rachel's joined the pack. This is going to be a loooooooong week.

Thanks for Reading!