The oblivion gate was totally in my kitchen! I wos sure Amkatutbhazeekzil wos repsosible. I wos sick of him and his antix.

"Ok, explane this," I sed angerly as he sheielded me to protect me from the incumming daedra.

"This isent my fawlt!" he explaned, but I wosent buyin it. He totes kilt a Clannfear, which are scary lookin dinosaur daydra.

Oh my totally nine divines, by akertosh, Mehrunes Dagon stepped through the portal, wearin his totally unfashion underpants which he always wore insted of normel clothes. He was so tall that he knocked the totally roof off my designer house. I frowned becos that wos not a good thing.

"Amkatutbhazeekzil, did you just kill a daydra?" he looked quite anger.

"Yes, I did! I secritly don't like you, Mahroons Dagun. I think your underpants are unfashionable and ugly!" he yelled defiantly.

Mehrunes Dagon looked so upset, his face changed from a smile to sad face like this : ( He ran away and cried. But we still had the problem of a giant oblivion gate totally ruining my house! I ran in to close it. Amkatutbhazeekzil followed. We ran in and saw some daydra, they killt only me becos they thort amkatutbhazeekzil was their friend but he secrely wasent.

"Dubbel-u-tee-eff, sed a dremora, which is what amkatut is. "I thort we were friends, but u just killed me! You backstabbin bith!"

"Sorry," he sed and kilt a stunted scamp, I hated them becos they photobomb ur selfies.

I made Amkatutbhazeekzil do all the fighting in case my makeup got ruined, and then we arrived at the sigil stone, except I took it because I deserved it even though I totally didn't do any work becos im bettar than every1 else.

The oblivion gate was totally about to close, then suddenly I felt scary hadns.

Dramatic cliffhanger!

Jk not really, I wud never write a chaptar that short. Ok so I looked arownd, I had bin kidnapped.

"Tell me the secret!" sed an anger voice.

"Who dat?" I asked.

"TELL ME WHERE U GET UR TOTES MAKEUP!"

I totally ordered my designer makeup from High Rock, the most fashion country, but I wasent gonna tell her that. Instead I defiance. I equipped a sword, my sword Umbra that obsorops souls. I totally hit the bars of the cage, oh deer it dident wurk. It dident matter, I totally picked the lock. I stabbed the gurl in the face and she totally died, I put her soul in a soul gem and used it to recharge my designer sword that Clavicus Vile gave me. He is one of my 7 bfs. I don't fink I ever listed my bfs, so hear they are in case u were wunderin –

Kalthar (the ugliest bf)
Baurus (the new hottest bf since Lucien and I totes broke up)
Clavicus Vile (he wos also a daydra lord, im so cool I can date daydra lawds)
The grey fox (the matser thief)
Sheogorath
The Night Mother (from the dark brohood)
Capten (The caten of the basketball team, I forgot his name oops lol)

Then there was my ex Lucien Lachance. And Amkatutbhazeekzil I dumped becos he totes qwestend my eyes. I totally secrely had a cursh on him tho, I cud mabye forgive him. And Martin Septic Tank was totes cute too. It wud be cool maybe to have only one or two bfs, that way it wudent be cheetin.

First I had to escape, I looked in a totally mirror and saw my makeup had been smudged. I felt dizzy, I thort I might feint. But ok, I had to not faint. I walked away from the mirror. Its not like I needed makeup to be beautiful anyway.

I walked into the tower, avoydin any reflection surfaces.

Sudden there were enimies everywhere! There were lots of stunted scampes, clannfears, spider daedra, dreamy auras and daedroths which are also big weird crocodoidle dinosaur things. They were surrounding me, but it diddent matter, I cud repel them becos I am megelierambherina, the most important and best at everything person in the wurld! I totally needed to fite quickly, I had to go home and finish my assignment on my idol, which was myself of course.

I hit the daedroth with my sword, but it snapped in half! Uh oh, it was broken. And I cudent repare it wif enemies nearby! Oh totes no, what was I gonna do? I cast all my spells but they weren't enough. I was gonna die! 'Nooo'! I screamed, scared.

Sudden all the things died! I luked up, it was Amkatutbhazeekzil, he had come to rescue me! I luked surprise, I cudent beliv he had rescued me.

"Omg Amkatut, thx for saving me! I nilly died. I wud have had to load back a saved game.

Its ok. "said him"

"Amkatutbhazeekzil, im sorry I tried to kill you and absorb your soul! Will you totes get back together with me?" I said lukin at him loveningly with my magnetic blue eyes.

"omg yes!" he sed and we kissed romanticly, then we went back to Azeroth, I mean Hyrule – ugh Nirn! That's the wurld I mean.

"Mum", I said introducing my new bf, " this is my newestbf, Amkatutbhazeekzil."

"Is he a daydra?" she asked inquire.

"Yeah, but hes not eval, hes secretly against Mehrunes Dagon because he thinks his underpants are unfashiomable. "

"Ok, cool. Megelieramberina, I think you have too many bfs."

I thinked. Omg, she was right. I had become humbled becos I reelised I wosent perfect after all! I had bin deefeeted by the lots of dsedra, even 700 at once were too many for me. No1 is perfect, even me, im just the most perfect person.

I wented to school, the teacher asked 'where is your homework megelierabeirna?"

"I dident do it, I was gonna do the project on my idol, who was me, but I realised Im not perfect after all!"

Every1 looked confusion. It was totally a strange announce for me to make. Then I wented to the totally office, I put an announce over the loudspeaker. "cud Megelieramberina's totes bf pls com to the office now."

They all appeared, all 8 of them.

"Im breakin up wif you all!" I said

Amkatutbhazeekzil looked upset becos we had only bin datin one day. "wate not you, I carnt have 0 bfs omg.'

He looked smile. He wos so cute in his designer daedric amour.

"I am a changed person," I said becos I was a changed prsn.

Sudden Martin septim ran into the room, holdin the amulet of kings. "Dagon is back, and angry becos som1 insulted his underpants. We have to quickly relight the dragonfires!"

Sudden Dagon ran into the school. Uh oh, wud we be able to defeet him?

Hey humens and lizards from the illuminati like obama and the queen of england (who are lizards btw, we are all being controlled) ok where was I, oh yeah thx. I hope you like my newest hapter. This is the penultimate chapter. Please leavea review for my hard work, maybe comment ur favrit characatr? :) Enjoy! I know spellin and grammer r not my best pints, but we carnt all be perfect as megeleirmeaberma learnt in this chapter. Goodbye, i love u all my loyal fans!