When bird-kids move to Forks

Chapter 14

I still don't own Maximum Ride or Twilight or Harry Potter but I do own Max's cousin : Ash

Ash POV

I followed but, being the idiot that I am, I stayed a second too long to take one last look at Dudley's tongue and a plate crashed onto my forehead, pushing me into the flames. I shouted "The Burrow" as clearly as I could, trying not to concentrate on the blood flowing into my eyes. The flames turned green and I got pushed out of the flames onto the floor of a house. I didn't have time to look around and find escape routes because everyone was around me. I was surrounded by tons of people, most were gingers except for Harry and a girl with bushy brown hair. One of the older gingers yelled "Mum! Mum, quickly!" and I noticed a plump woman with curly ginger hair come down the stairs and over to us. Just then Mr. Weasley took a step out of the fireplace but stopped before he stepped onto my feet, alarmed.

I sat up but the two older kids and Harry tried to push me back down. They bent over me.

"What happened, lie back down darling!" She yelled looking at my wound while trying to lie me down. "No, seriously i'm fine." I said picking up my bag and pushing around until I found some bandages. I tried to wrap them around my head as best as I could.

"No, Ash, lie back down, Mrs. Weasley will fix it." Harry told me, trying to stop me pull the bandages around my head. "No, it'll heal itself in an hour or so, head wounds always beed a lot anyway. Chillax." I said, pulling my self up. Everyone except Harry was gaping at me. Harry was the one who was rolling his eyes and shaking his head. I looked around awkwardly.

"Umm… Do I have something on my face… you know apart from the blood…?" Harry face palmed.

"…What?" I grinned.

"You just said that a wound that's probably really deep will fix itself in an hour, and then stood up." said the bushy haired girl who i'm guessing is Hermione.

"So? It's true, it will… Oh! Oh, right… damn.'' They didn't know that I heal fast. I grinned awkwardly yet again.

"Right, umm… Harry, should I just tell them? I mean, you trust them, right?" I asked.

"Yeah, I Trust Them! I suppose you should tell them, they're letting you stay with them and stuff…"

"Well-" I started when-…

My phone rang.

"Wow awesome timing dude…" I muttered, while pulling my phone out of my pocket.

"At least let me look at your wound dear, and then we can clean off that blood." Said Mrs. Weasley. I nodded as I pulled my phone up to my ear, not bothering to look at the caller ID.

"Shmello?"

"ZOMG Ash answered! Hey, hey guys she answered! Ash! It's me Nudge!"

"Oh shi-… shkabab? Yes, Nudge I wanted to say something else but ever since that police officer almost put me in jail for saying a swear word in front of a preschool, I try not to swear… It sometimes works too! Except not very well… Because I still swear a lot because you know me I never remember anything…. Except I do remember that once I managed to get into a zoo in London for free and I saw thing penguin wearing a purple bow tie and some red shoes, I also saw a bear wearing a top hat and a lion wearing a really flashy neon pink blazer-" I started rambling before Nudge could turn the subject to what she probably wanted to say when she called. I managed to learn how to pull a Nudge after all the times I had to think of excuses at the police station. People (even police officers) don't want to listen to you when you talk really fast about nonsense. Meanwhile, Mrs. Weasley was examining my wound and everyone else (the non-muggle raised people at least) were looking at my phone like it was some 10 foot flat screen TV or Justin Bieber or something.

"Don't change the subject, Ash. And since when have you been able to talk like Nudge in only like, 2 breaths?" Max asked.

"Woaaah there, you put it on speaker phone? I'll put mine on speaker phone too! And well I learnt to talk like this… It all started when I got to London after running away from Forks, I-" Yes, I was rambling again. And Yes, I was procrastinating, but shhh don't tell Max! I switched it onto speaker phone.

"NO! I mean, I don't want to know the story of how you learnt how to talk like Nudge anymore." Max told me. Fang and some of the vamps agreed with her.

"Guys these are my friends/family/ex/dog, Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, Total, Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Dr.M and…. Thats it? Or did you guys get any other mutants that I forgot to list? Oh and is Iggy there or is he making out with some random bitch again?" I asked sweetly.

"Ash, don't speak like that!" Harry, Mrs. Weasley and Hermione yelled at me.

"I thought you were trying cut down on the swearing Ash. Oh, and yes, you're very funny, we're all laughing." Iggy snapped.

"Yeah I know i'm hilarious…. but woaaah, why you so angry bro? Last time I checked you were the one who had your tongue down some slut's throat. Not. Me." I told him through gritted teeth.

"Misunderstandment!"

"I totally believe you."

"Really?" He sounded hopeful. Ha!

"Of course not you dimwit!"

"KASPAR ASH BLACK! HOW DARE YOU! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU LEFT WITH ONLY ONE WORD CARVED INTO THE WOOD OF A BED! NO NOTE, NO NOTHING! AND YOU DIDNT ANSWER OUR CALLS! SOMETHING COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU COULD'VE DIED! IGGY, ANGEL, NUDGE AND ELLA DIDNT EAT FOR A MONTH AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, I'LL GIVE JEB FULL CUSTODY OF YOU!" Dr. M screamed at me.

I stood there in shock for a few seconds, in shock, eyes wide.

"Hey Mum! It's like that Howler you sent Ron 2 years ago!" one of the twin red heads shouted with a big smile on his face. I turned my head stiffly to look at him and my eye twitched.

"Gaaaaeuhh." I squeaked and he grinned at me.

"I'm sorry Dr. M…" I muttered.

"You better be sorry! Now come back to continue your education!" Dr. M said angrily.

"I'm sorry but I only started school at age 12. And its all thanks to the guy you're willing to give custody of me to. And I only stayed in school for… a year? Yeah… I don't think so." I said pulling up all of my courage. "And I think Mrs. Weasley just pulled about 3 enormous pieces of glass out of my head so i'm gonna go… ." I said and then I hung up as quickly as possible before someone else could say something. I have a feeling it would have been either Carlisle, Max, Dr.M, Esme or Ella to say something judging by what I had just ended the conversation with.

Mrs. Weasley used some magic to get the rest of the glass out of my wound. As she finished wrapping bandages around my head, everyone introduced themselves and Mrs. Weasley told me and Harry in which rooms we would de sleeping. Harry was gonna be sleeping in Ron's room, Hermione in Ginny's room and there was only enough room for me in the Fred and George's room.

So I followed the twins up the stays and into their room. Their room was pretty messy but when you live with people like Gazzy and Iggy, you tend to not even care anymore. I guess the twins were expecting me to freak out at the sight of their messy room and they were looking forward to seeing my face because they looked a bit disappointed when I just waltzed in there like there was no problem.

"Aren't you going to run away screaming because of the mess?" George asked. How can I tell which twin is which, I have absolutely no idea, I just can.

"Nah… I've seen worse. Anyway, where am I gonna sleep?" I asked.

"You see those hooks on the ceiling? Yeah, we're gonna sleep in a hammock that we're gonna hang up onto them." Fred answered, walking in casually and lying down on his bed. George did the same but he fell on his bed instead of Fred's.

"Okay, cool. Anyway is there anything fun to do here? I guess in the worse case I could just make a stink bomb and throw it into someone's room…" I muttered the last bit. They looked at each other and grinned. They both said at the same time: "Quidditch."

They explained the rules of Quidditch to me, handed me a broomstick, told me how to fly it, let me fly around a bit in their room (it was pretty much like my way of flying except you know, their were no wings) and, because they were grounded, we had to go outside by flying out the window on the brooms. We landed in a field where there was a box in the middle.

They asked me to go get Ron, Harry, Ginny and Hermione so that we can play and they would meanwhile get the game ready. So I flew over there on the broom. I was a little clumsy but I guess i'll get better at that. I got to Ron's window with out Mr or Mrs Weasley seeing me and knocked on his window. I saw the two 14 year olds look around a bit until they realized that it was me who had knocked. But to make this a little more fun, I had gotten down onto the windowsill and I had hidden the broom on top of the bathroom window right next to me.

When they saw me, Ron started freaking out while Harry grinned and then I made this even more fun, I pretended to fall. Well, actually, I really did fall but since I have wings and stuff it was no problem. But I guess Harry forgot that I have wings when I fell and he grabbed his broom and flew out of the closed window making glass shatter everywhere and yelled ''ASH!" as he swooped down and caught me. But since he was freaking out and couldn't control the broom properly and I was in shock that he actually jumped out of a window to save me that I didn't whip out my wings we both smashed into the ground.

I was the one who fell first, the broom landed second, onto my stomach (and those things are really freaking heavy) and then Harry fell on top. I groaned. He rolled of me while groaning. I pushed the broom of my stomach and groaned some more. Ron grabbed his broomstick and flew down out of the window with a green penguin on his head. A neon pink bear with glasses and a lignin bolt scar named Pooki got up off from the floor next to me and helped me up. Ron and the penguin landed and ran over to us.

"Are you okay Ash?" Pooki asked.

"Perfect, Pooki! Absolutely fantastic! Hey Ron can you, Pooki and the green penguin that's on your head go get Harry, Hermione and Ginny to come play Quidditch with me, Fred and George on the llama filled field? Cool thanks!" I said, picking up the broom, which had slipped off the bathroom window when Harry had flew out, and running back to the field which was covered with llamas.

While I was leaving, I herd Ron ask Pooki "How hard did she hit her head?" but I know they were talking about the talking bird that had landed next to me when I fell.

As reached the field, I saw Fred and George in the middle with some different kinds of balls and wooden clubs but I said hello to all the llamas first, because I have good manners. The twins were looking at me strange with I was giving a hug to one of the llamas. So Fred came over to me, sat me down on the grass and kneeled in front of me.

"Are you okay? What happened, why did you take so long?" He asked me, looking concerned.

"Yeah i'm great! I fell out of Ron's window but then Harry jumped after me with his broom, but I fell first and then his broom fell on my stomach and then Harry fell on me. But then Harry rolled off me and disappeared. But then a really nice pink bear named Pooki helped me up off the ground and then Ron flew out of the window with a green penguin and then I told them to get everyone and then came back to say 'hi' to the llamas before we play Quidditch!" I told him.

"Are you hurt from when you fell out of the window?" he asked me.

"Well, I did bang my head but its better now… OOH LOOK A UNICORN EATING A RAINBOW!" I yelled, getting up to get to the forest to say 'Hello' to the rainbow-eating-unicorn. But Fred grabbed my arm, pulled me back to him and picked me up.

"Ooh are you gonna carry me to the unicorn?" I asked, putting my arms around his neck and wrapping my legs around him. He smiled.

"Of course I am." He said, putting his arm under my butt so that I wouldn't fall and I saw the others run around the corner to the field. I smiled and kissed his cheek. Making George yell "Oi lovebirds, are we gonna play Quidditch or not?"

Fred ran us over there and whispered something into George's ear. The others were like right next to us so I yelled:

"HI POOKI, HI RON, HI GREEN PENGUIN, HI GINNY, HI GINNY'S BLUE SHEEP, HI HERMIONE, HI HERMIONE'S YELLOW GOLDFISH! But where's Harry?"

"He's…. Sleeping!" Pooki told me, arriving by our side. Hermione and Ginny stared at Pooki in shock. He gave them a teeny smile.

"Oh, okay then!" I said. "Come on Fred! Lets go see the unicorn!"

"Alright then. Explain to them." he told George, who threw a broom at him. Fred caught it with his other hand.

"Yaaaaay!" I yelled laughing, as I kissed his cheek again. Pooki glared at Fred but he didn't notice.

So we started running out of the field as I screamed goodbye to the llamas. After a while of me telling him more of the story of when I went to the zoo, we came to the bottom of the house, underneath the twins's window.

"Okay, Ash. I'm gonna get onto the broom, and i'm gonna fly very close to the ground and you're gonna get on in front of me and then we're gonna fly to the unicorn , okay?" He told me.

"Okay!"

So he got on then I got on and then instead of flying into the forest, we flew into their room and as I started to protest, he locked the window and the door.

"Hey! What about the unicorn?"

"Take a nap then we'll go see the unicorn, okay?"

"Meh. I guess so. But i'm thirsty… Can I have a drink?"

"…I guess so, sure." He said as he walked out of the door. "Come with me? So that you can choose what you want." He said. I agreed and jumped onto his back for a piggy back ride. He grabbed my legs and we ran down the stairs. Mrs. Weasley stared at us awkwardly

"Tomorrow we're going to go to dragon alley to get your stuff Ash, all right? Harry tells me you have some money?"

"Okay! Yeah I have some money so I can buy stuff… Maybe I could treat you guys to something because you're being very nice and letting me stay at your house."

"Oh no dear, no need, no need!"

"I insist!"

"If you insist, dear." she said , leaving with a smile.

Fred grabbed a bottle of water and ran us back upstairs. He decided to let me sleep on his bed because he couldn't put up the hammock with me on his back. He laid me down (and I must admit I was getting pretty tired), tucked me in and turned out the light, grabbed his broom and was about to leave when I muttered "Don't go." He turned around looked at me. So I repeated "Stay." So he put down the broom and climbed into the bed with me and I drifted off to asleep.

Hi :D

Yeah, okay, I know I said that I would have another chapter up by New Years…

And that i'm about 5 months late.

Buuuuuuut…. Okay I have no excuse.

Sorry.

I really should stop saying at what time i'm going to update things.

I just want to say, that Ash at the end hit her head really hard and that I think that she's pretty childish anyway so the fact that she hit her head just adds to it.

So… yeah.

:D

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