Da Razor Show
Episode 14
Neo: I'm better now
Everyone: …
Neo: better-ish...
Everyone: …
Neo: I can control my insanity...
Everyone: (shrugs)
Neo: yeah
i'm a girl numbnuts
evreyone but neo: shock neo into a state of half sanity and half insanity a for one or so chapters, and i only wana hug the fluffy not do naughty stuff
sonic: fight super saiyan 4 goku
peace out
Neo: if you're a girl then you should be Blood Lady
Nepezi: like Lady Nepezi?
Neo: ...oh crap it's happening again
Alex: what is going on?
Neo: this is Nepezi, one of my personalities, she's a kitten
Nepezi: kitten extraordinaire
Neo: whatever
Neko: woah...
Neo: oh for fuck's sake
Phantom: you're the wrong personality for that
Neo: oh no
Spike: ooh, a flood of Neo's personalities? I'm there!
Neo: you have no choice, you were one of my first few
Spike: I was?
Neo: until you took on a life of your own, yeah
Nepezi: (curls up on the couch)
Sonic: where did that come from?
Neko: dunno, but it's soft
Neo: all of you, screw off
Neko: you're mean!
Nepezi: mrowr?
Phantom: you can't get rid of me and Spike
Neo: all my other personalities, screw off
Neko: mean meanie-head (walks off sulking)
Nepezi: (goes to sleep)
Neo: (teleports Nepezi away)
Razor: you sure like N don't you?
Neo: what?
Razor: Neo, Naomi, Nepezi, Neko, Nash, Nuck Chorris
Neo: yeah
Razor: but not N
Neo: of course not
Sonic: (reads dare) ooh!
Everyone else: (reads dare) ooh!
Neo: I am above anything involving the word sanity
Sonic: do we still get to zap him?
Neo: you can if you want a Chidori to the face
Sonic: … I am tempted
Neo: I deserve that
Nepezi: something about a fluffy? can I have it?
Neo: how did you get back here?
Nepezi: kitten magic
Neo: ...right...
Nepezi: where's the fluffy?
Neo: Blood, I sent him to your room so Fox wouldn't know, because if I just sent him to your house then Fox would probably see
Nepezi: what does naughty stuff mean?
Neo: (teleports Nepezi away)
Sonic: oh lucky me
Goku: (goes Super Saiyan 4)
Sonic: you know what? I will fight back (goes super)
Goku: (prepares to win)
Sonic: (goes Hyper)
Neo: and Ultra
Sonic: (goes Ultra)
Neo: this will be boring...
Sonic and Goku: (have a battle at LS+)
Alex: LS+?
Neo: faster than light speed
Alex: ah
Sonic: (ends as the victor) surprisingly easy
Neo: you're boring!
Sonic: you're in charge
Spike: you made him win
Neo: I control nothing
Alex: you control everything
Neo: I created some of you, but that was just your appearance, your personalities grew by themselves, I had nothing to do with it
Pyrra: (pokes Neo in the mask)
Neo: (looks at Pyrra)
Pyrra: … (pokes Neo)
Neo: what?
Pyrra: where's Diamond?
Neo: dead
Pyrra: you always say that, and he's always not
Neo: he is this time
Pyrra: you say that every time
Neo: ask DJ
Dragonfly: hmm?
Neo: piss off
Dragonfly: but I'm you
Neo: this is my domain!
Dragonfly: (sticks tongue out, disappearifies)
sonic: race rainbow dash and pinkie pie
amy: i don't know uh go and fight nightmare darkness
tails: your awsome as you know so closet with ranibow dash after she races sonic
shadow: tern cream into an emo
eggman: fight froggy
shade: .now.
knukles: i dare you to- IS TAHAT THE MASTER EMERALD IN THE KNUKLES FANBOY SECTION? GO SAVE IT!
Sonic: (still Ultra Sonic) should be difficult... (wins)
Pinkie Pie: (comes second) that was fun let's go again
Rainbow Dash: that's unfair, you two can move faster than light speed
Shadow: the ponies...
Metal: they're back...
Both of them: (prepare to fire)
Neo: (puts up a shield)
Shadow: damn
Metal: foiled again...
Amy: Nightmare Darkness? Do you mean Nightmare Moon?
Neo: you're a pegasister?
Amy: well, yeah
Shadow: I just lost what little respect I had for you
Amy: you had respect for me?
Shadow: n-no...
Neo: d'aww Shadow's got a crush
Shadow: I will end you
Amy: okay, let's go
Nightmare Moon: no need, for I am already here
Amy: begone foul demon! (attacks NMM with her Piko Piko Hammer)
Nightmare Moon: Hey! Ow! That hurts! Stop it!
Neo: if only the Mane 6 had a hammer...
Nightmare Moon: okay you win! (disappears)
Neo: there's too much winning in this chapter
Spike: winning
Neo: shut up
Tails and Rainbow Dash: (read dare) wut...
Neo: whatever happened to Airis?
Rainbow Dash: you were grounded
Neo: oh yeah... we should really go find her again
Rainbow Dash: yeah...
Neo: but for now, closet time!
Rainbow Dash: can I at least have a drink first?
Neo: like with Airis?
Rainbow Dash: that was caused by the alcohol, this will be so I don't remember it
Neo: sounds reasonable (drenches Rainbow Dash in Applejacks)
Rainbow Dash: is the wordplay really necessary?
Neo: yes
Rainbow Dash: fine (starts drinking)
Neo: and for anyone who doesn't get it, Applejack is a friend of Rainbow Dash, but Applejacks is an alcoholic beverage
Spike: yes we all got it, except the stupid anti-bronies (points at Shadow and Metal)
Shadow: we can't be the only ones
Sonic: I don't care much for ponies, but I'm not against them
Metal: what about the idiot?
Knuckles: …
Shadow: not you too
Knuckles: ...they have very valuable lessons...
Rainbow Dash: (stumbling around) ookaay, m'ready
Tails: oh lucky me (enters closet)
Neo: (helps Rainbow Dash into the closet)
Shadow: are you trying to start something Fox?
Metal: he already started it
Shadow:after I'm done with this dare, I'm coming for you
Metal: just convince her she's unloved, I hear mortals are especially fond of love
Shadow: that's not a bad idea
Cream: (skips over) hello Mister Shadow!
Shadow: get away from me
Cream: huh?
Shadow: no-one loves you
Cream: but what about my mother?
Shadow: not even Vanilla loves you, how many games has she appeared in which she was actually concerned about you?
Cream: well... um...
Shadow: exactly
Cream: but... she has to love me...
Shadow: no-one has to love you, which is evidenced by the fact that no-one does
Cream: (starts crying) you're mean Mister Shadow
Shadow: if you think I'm mean, you should hear what everyone else thinks of you
Cream: (runs off crying)
Neo: that was painful to watch
Sonic: that was horrible
Amy: worst thing I've ever seen
Metal: good job
Eggman: ohoho, this should be an easy fight
Froggy: ribbit
Eggman: (punches Froggy)
Big: YOU HURT FROGGY! (turns into a giant demon)
Eggman: oh dear
Big: (starts ripping Eggman apart)
Froggy: ribbit
Shade: what?
Neo: now
Shade: what now?
Neo: now
Shade: it just says now, what am I supposed to do?
Neo: you're supposed to now
Shade: now isn't even a verb
Neo: who cares? you have to do it
Shade: (sigh) wait! (writes in a k)
Neo: (reads it) know?
Shade: exactly!
Neo: so now you have to know?
Shade: precisely, and know is a verb! so now I just need to figure out what I'm supposed to know...
Neo: maybe... I got nothing
Shade: aha! I now know what it says!
Neo: and that is your final answer?
Shade: it is!
Neo: well that's wrong, we're going to have to ask Fox what it's meant to say
Shade: but it'd be so much better to just know something than to do whatever now
Neo: well once you know what it says, the dare will be done, and then you can do whatever it says as celebration
Shade: I get the feeling it won't be very celebratory
Neo: deal with it
Shade: I don't have much choice do I?
Neo: not really
Knuckles: no, it's not, that's just a prop, I've learned to spot the differences
Sonic: what differences?
Knuckles: when someone takes the real Master Emerald, Angel Island falls down
Sonic: (looks out window) it's fallen
Knuckles: what!? (looks out window) aha! this is just a painting (moves painting) see, it's still up
Sonic: but that's also a painting
Spike: I was practising...
Knuckles: (moves painting) ...shit! (dives into the fanboy section)
Spike: should I tell him I painted three paintings?