Kim… Property?
By Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I don't own KP, or anything else, for that matter.
That night...
Kim and her companions arrived in DC a couple nights early. They checked into the hotel, and went to their room.
"Okay, I planned out a costume bit with the Bohemian Rhapsody parody, and I've decided to do it to the more upbeat Bohemian Polka," Ronnie said, "in the intro, Kim and Ashley do a duet, and Ashley is dressed as Kim and you move as symmetrically as possible. Ron, you sing the main part of the song. We will need to pool money for costumes."
A head poked in the door.
"Did I hear you needed money?" the man asked.
"Weird Al, I presume?" Ronnie said, "We've planned a little show type thing to a rewrite of your Bohemian Polka, and tomorrow we go out for supplies for it."
"Well," Al said, "spare no expense, this needs to be big. It'll be everywhere."
"The whole show is an anti-corporate message," Ronnie said.
"Good," Al said, "I thrive on that type thing. Got a part for me?"
"Well, instumentals and background. I've blocked out Kim and Ron as the main parts," Ronnie replied.
"Sounds good, this could be our big opener," Al said.
"I'm glad you like it," Ronnie said.
The next night...
"Why do I have to be the bad guy?" Someguy said, as he was to be the character representing Disney in the show.
"Look, it'll be fine," Ronnie assured him, "and besides, you're the only person left. I'm doing the introductions, and Ashley's the Kim double. You're the one who's left."
A man who came with Al came backstage.
"We've cleared the 10,000 mark," he said, "people are coming in and giving more than ticket price just to donate!"
"Good," Ronnie said. He turned his head to Cody. "Cody, how's the for international fans and ones who can't make it here?"
"Phenomenal," Cody replied, "it's like money's falling from the sky."
"Good," Ronnie said, "now, I'm going to go out and rally them up, get them wound up for Kim. Everyone, in your places."
Kim and Ashley, who was dressed as Kim, complete with a red wig, got on opposite sides of the stage, waiting for the entrance. Ron got on the platform, where he was to be lifted onto stage at the signal.
"Hi,
everybody," Ronnie said, going on stage to warm up the already
excited crowd.
"Just a show of hands, how many of you frequent
the forums?" he asked.
About half the audience raised their hands.
"Well, before we get underway, I have one thing to say- you guys rock," he said, "and so do the rest of you KP fans, who helped us get this far. Anyways, what did you come here to see?"
"KIM POSSIBLE!" the crowd screamed.
"And here they are, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, and Weird Al Yankovic," he said.
Kim and Ashley entered stage left and right. They harmonized,
"Is
this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a
landslide
No escape from reality"
The
band played the instrumental as Ron was raised on stage. He
sang,
"Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm
just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
'Cause I'm easy come, easy
go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't
really matter to me
To me
Disney just killed my friend,
Put
paint thinner in 'er bed,
For a night's time she was dead.
Her
real life, had just begun
But they just went and threw it all
away
My friend, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not
back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing
really matters."
Someguy came onstage, wearing mouse ears, and a
white t-shirt with a familiar red D painted on it. Playing the part,
he glared at Kim.
"Too late, your time has come
First we'll
erase your spine,
Body's melting all the time,
Say Goodbye to
everybody, you're gonna go
Gonna leave you all behind and face the
truth!"
Kim sang,
"Disney,
ooo
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at
all"
Kim
and Someguy went into the darkest corner of the stage, it's only
light was a backlit blacklight.
Ron sang on,
"I see a little
silhouetto of a maa'm!"
"Scaramouch, scaramouch, will you do
the Fandango" Ronnie sang. The effects kicked in.
"Thunderbolt
and lightning - very, very frightening me!" Ashley
continued.
"Galileo," Ron sang.
"Galileo,"
Someguy replied.
"Galileo,"
"Galileo"
"Galileo
figaro - Magnifico... Hey! Hey! Hey!" Ron sang.
"I'm just a
toon girl," Kim sang, "nobody loves me!"
"She's just a
toon girl, from a toon family!" the rest sang in backup,
"Spare
her her life from this monstrosity"
"Easy come, easy go, will
you let me go?" Kim sang.
"Bismillah! No, we will not let you
go!" Someguy sang in reply
"-
let her go!" the rest countered
"Bismillah! We will not let
you go!"
"- let her go!"
"Bismillah! We will not let you go!"
"-
let her go!"
"Will not let you go"
"-
let her go!"
"Will not let you go"
"-
let her go!"
"No, no, no, no, no no no no no!"
"Oh
mama mia, mama mia," Kim sang, "mama mia let me go
Lewis
Saffier has a hell put aside for me, for me
For me!"
Kim
escaped Someguy and stood facing him. She pointed and sang,
"So
you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
"So you think you
can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, Disney - Can't do this to me,
Disney!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta
here!"
"Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing
really matters
Nothing really matters to me!" Ron sang, and the
rest joined in,
"Anyway the wind-
Anyway the wind-
Anyway
the wind blows – Hey!"
Thunderous applause sounded.
They bowed.
"After a 5 minute intermission, Al will be on to perform his new single with Kim," Ronnie announced, and they exited the stage.