Season 3 Deleted Scenes
(A/E: Okay, for these deleted scenes, I'll write down a 'Reason of Why It Was Cut'.)
Deleted Scene #1
Chapter: Michael Milano, FMD
At the North Pole; Meg and Eddie were looking for Michael Milano in this town.
"You know, Eddie, I heard these kind of towns are pretty dangerous" Meg said.
"Nah, I don't think so" Eddie said as in background we see a group of men carrying a giant ice block until their rope broke and smashed one of them, splattering blood and gore "It's the safest town in the world" then we see a polar bear eating a man alive as the poor man screamed of agony "And these people seem pretty pacific" and we see two eskimo men fighting over a fish and one of them kill the other with a spear "There's nothing to worry about"
RWIWC: too violent and kinda of racist...also Eddie being oblivious doesn't seem right.
Deleted Scene #2
Chapter: Deception
Our heroes were ready to take the test, but Dr. Roark was calling his own teammates to help him.
"Ellen, can you come to my office?" Dr. Roark asked "I need your help"
Ellen was a pregnant teenage girl who looks like Juno.
"Sorry, but I have another ultrasound this afternoon" Ellen said, drinking a whole gallon of SunnyD.
"Okay" Dr. Roark said, calling off and calling another person "Joseph?"
Joseph was a bald guy, who's smoking weed with Seth Rogen.
"Sorry, pal, tomorrow I'll have a surgery to cure my cancer" Joseph said "I have a 50/50 chance of being saved"
"Hey, look!" Seth Rogen said, stoned and apparently watching a movie "Jennifer Lawrence as a blue mutant looks really hot!"
"Goddamn it" Dr. Roark cursed, calling another person "Tom?"
Tom was actually Bane from the Dark Knight Rises, who's ready to blow up a football stadium.
"I'm pretty busy starting a war in Gotham City" Tom/Bane said.
"Oh, screw it!" Dr. Roark said, calling off.
RWIWC: I was afraid the readers wouldn't get all the movie references.
Deleted Scene #3
Chapter: Deception
Our heroes kept exploring Frank's dream and one of the criminals were...Pinkie Pie in her 'Pinkadema Diane Pie'. She was in a glass ceiling like Hannibal Lecter.
"Hello there, Axel" Pinkie Pie greeted.
"Oh, hey, Pinkie" Axel greeted "Have you learn not to rip your friends' skins to make your coats?"
"Do I look like some pony who have learned her lesson?" Pinkie Pie as in the background we see Rainbow Dash's skin.
"I guess not" Axel answered.
"How did you stop me, Axel?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"You had...disadvantages " Axel answered
"What disadvantages?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"You're crazy" Axel answered.
"Do you sleep too much?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Good-bye, Pinkie Pie" Axel answered.
"I'm sure we'll share a room together" Pinkie Pie said with an evil smile.
RWIWC: I didn't want to remind the bronies the scariest My Little Pony story ever. But again, thank you Andrea Libman to reprise her role as Pinkie Pie.
Deleted Scene #4
Chapter: White Magician
After Matt vomited on Katie, he felt so ashamed.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Katie!" Matt apologized "I don't know what happened to me!"
"What? You just puked on me" Katie said, careless "My farm animals did that all the time. Trust me, your puke smells much better"
"Wow, what a relief" Matt said "So, are you busy this weekend?"
"Some hard work, but I'll be free this sunday" Katie answered.
"Good, I'll see you soon" Matt said as he turned around and made a victory pose "Yes! I think I'll never wash this shirt again"
"Dude, no, you smell horrible" Eddie said.
RWIWC: not one really.
Deleted Scene #5
Chapter: Christmas with the Walkers
"Yeah…are you sure you know what you are doing?" Frank asked.
"…Not a f*cking clue." Axel admitted, "But I had been in deeper sh*t before."
Cutaway
It showed Axel…in the middle of the Human Centipede. Axel's knees were broken and his mouth was attached to the front person's butt and another person's face was attached to his, However, Axel could still talk, although muffled.
"Okay. This is nothing…my mouth and ass hurts like hell, and I feel violated with the woman's tongue down my butt crack. But I can survive this…I can survive this…" Axel consoled himself.
"I have to poop." The front person groaned.
"Don't you dare! Don't you f*cking dare!" Axel threatened.
Cutaway's End
RWIWC: Way to disgusting...also, I hate that movie.
Deleted Scene #6
Chapter: Three Tales of Quahog
Connie was in the Matthew's bathroom taking her playboy bunny costume, revealing her pink bra and panties until Jaina opened the door.
"Hi" Jaina greeted.
"AH!" Connie screamed "Oh, it's just you"
"You must be Mattie's little girlfriend" Jaina said "You got some nice curves"
"Thanks, but I'm not his girlfriend" Connie said.
"Sure" Jaina replied, skeptical.
"I mean it" Connie said.
" He's just a little shy" Jaina said "Maybe he's jealous that his childhood friend Meg is dating Eddie"
"I don't care, Eddie is just a wimp anyway" Connie said.
"He's cute, but Matthew is really hot" Jaina said "If I wasn't his sister, I'd be his wife"
"Eek!" Connie grunted, disgusted towards Jaina's behavior.
"Anyway, I hope my clothes fit you" Jaina said as she winked and closed the door.
RWIWC: Jaina's incestous hints towards Matthew
Deleted Scene #7
Chapter: Nice Girls
The girls were planning the challenges for Connie and Nicole.
"All right, for the final challenge they will recreate the scene of one of my favorite movies of all time: Carrie" Meg said with an evil smile.
"The original or the remake with Hit-Girl from Kick-Ass?" Amy asked.
"Obviously the original" Meg said "Now Katie, if you can burrow us a pig..."
"You will NOT kill one of my pigs!" Katie said with a menacing tone.
"All right! All right!" Meg said "Let's see if Axel has any ideas"
RWIWC: Meg wanting to kill an animal would be too out-of-character.
Deleted Scene #8
Chapter: A School Terrorist
After stopping the terrorist; Eddie was in his room looking through his closet. He had a small box called 'Do NOT Open this Box'. He opened it and revealed Caroline's old bunny plush: Ms. Cottontail. It was now dirty and it still has the leg missing. Eddie looked at it with guilt and nostalgia.
"I'm so sorry, little bunny" Eddie said, hugging it and dropping a tear "I'm gonna make you better"
He bought cleaning chemicals for plush toys and materials to make a new leg for the plush. He looked through the internet all about how to fix a plush toy. And he worked hard on making Ms. Cottontail fresh and new. Everything happened as part of the soundtrack of How to Train your Dragon is played ('New Tail').
RWIWC: I don't know if it's possible for one person to fix a plush toy.
Deleted Scene #9
Chapter: Amazon Resort
"Just say 'Female Charm, Power-Up' and you'll see" Matt answered as he leaves.
"Well, I hope it works" Eddie said.
"Oh, I almost forgot" Matt said, giving Eddie a bomb "Axel asked me to give you this"
Matt quickly left Eddie with the bomb.
"Uh-oh" Eddie said.
*BOOOOOOM*
Eddie survived, but for some reason he had a duck peck twisted. How he turned it back to his mouth.
"Then tell Axel he's despicable" Eddie said, sounding like Daffy Duck.
RWIWC: I didn't think about it before.
Deleted Scene #10
Chapter: Amazon Resort
Connie was in her hotel room talking through her cellphone. She was taking to Matthew.
"So, yeah, that loser fat cow let me come to this awesome resort" Connie said "Oh, and by the way: I'm pulling a prank on Neil. It involves him going to Quahog's tallest building where a group of jocks are waiting to beat him up! It's gonna be hilarious!"
*Helena's voice* Connie, we're going to the beach!
"I gotta go, love ya'" Connie said, calling off.
Matthew was laying on his bed when Connie called him. He let out a sigh and he grabbed his sword.
"Time to clean up her mess" Matthew said.
Meanwhile, Neil finally reached the top roof. He was all sweating and tired by using the stairs. He took out his inhaler to prevent asthma.
"*hardly breathing*Well...here I am..." Neil said "At least I'll earn $50 after this..."
But then Scott and his guys appeared in front of him.
"Well, well, well, hello there, Mr. Goldman" Scott greeted with a mocking tone.
"Hi, Scott, have you seen Connie's purse?" Neil asked "She owns me $50"
"Curious thing you mention Connie, because we're doing her a favor too" Scott said "And favor involves...violence"
"Ah...my doctor said my bones are fragile as glass and my skin as thin as paper" Neil said.
"Nice try, Gold..." Scott said until a rock came out of nowhere and hit him "OW!"
"Oh my god, Axel?" Neil asked.
"Close enough, I'm the one who use swords instead of guns" Matthew said.
"Cato from The Hunger Games?" Neil asked.
"You don't really know who I am, do you?" Matthew asked.
"GET HIM!" Scott ordered as the two jocks attacked Matthew.
But Matthew counterattack, slashing one jock's leg to make him fall, then he jumped on him and knocked the other jock off with his sword's holder. Scott was the only left, but he was too weak to even face him off. So Matthew used his sword to slash Scott's shirt to form a 'M', El Zorro-style.
"Dile Catherine Zeta-Jones de mi parte que...ella está vieja (English Subtitles: Tell Catherine Zeta-Jones from me that...she's old)" Matthew said.
RWIWC: The scene was too long.
Deleted Scene #11
Chapter: Rise of the Planet of the Chickens
Nancy the Chicken and her boyfriend Tony the Roadside Hawk were making out in the barn alone.
"I don't care if our species hate each other, we mean together" Tony said.
"We're the Romeo and Juliet of Animal Kingdom" Nancy said.
"Seriously? Because Billy the Dog is dating Julie the Cat?" Tony said.
"Yeah, but... "
"Also, but Julie is cheating on him with Patrick the Goldfish" Tony said.
"Okay, I get-,
"And Patrick is putting the moves on Sally the Parrot" Tony said.
"You know what? You killed the mood" Nancy said, pushing him off "I'm going to sleep now"
"But, babe!" Tony said.
*Ernie's voice* NANCY!
"Oh no, Dad's here!" Nancy said "You have to get out of here"
"Okay" Tony said as he was about to fly out of the window until Nancy stopped him.
"Wait" Nancy said, taking out a red bra to give them to Tony "So you can remember me"
"Do you wear clothes?" Tony asked.
"Not really, it's from the farmer's drawers" Nancy answered "He makes one of the animals wear to have sex with. But I wore this bra, so it can have my smell"
"You're so sexy" Tony said, kissing her peck and flew away.
RWIWC: Sex interspecies and bestiality, despite being played by laughs.
Deleted Scene #12
Chapter: Game of Kingdoms, part 1
Helena was with her father in a private room.
"And that's why he doesn't remember anything" Helena said.
"Why did you do that?" Sir William asked.
"Because I wanted my family together" Helena answered.
"Despite the horrors he put you 10 years ago?" Sir William asked.
"I don't care! Why don't we just forget it?!" Helena asked "What it's done, it's done. Past cannot be changed. But people do and Frank did change a lot!"
Sir William saw a picture when he was young along with...'D', who's also looks younger.
"Did you forget why I convinced you to follow my steps and become a secret agent?" Sir William asked.
"To become a strong woman and never let anybody to hurt me" Helena said "But I can assure you: this Frank is far from hurting me. Even if he goes back to his evil self and I feel forced to obliterate him, a young man called Axel Everett will protect him"
"I see..." Sir William said "He can stay..."
"Oh, thank you, Father" Helena thanked "I'm glad you forgive him"
"I said 'he can stay', but he did NOT earn my forgiveness" Sir William said.
Helena just leave the room and closed the door.
RWIWC: It would make the chapter too long, also too much exposition.
Deleted Scene #13
Chapter: Game of Kingdoms, part 2
King Draggoroy saw a picture of the previous the king: King Edagorth, formerly the Leader of the Knights of Justice along with his real father, the TRUE king.
Flashback
The Kingdom of Innerland in their happier days; they were celebrating after winning some war. We see Edagorth and Draggoroy's father. They both look alive, except Draggoroy's father doesn't have a beard.
"Today we celebrate our victory, brother!" Edagorth said with a glass of wine "Or should I call you: 'King Edagorn'?"
"Just call me Edagorn" Edagorn said "I can't believe as a king, I get an entire kingdom to rule. The biggest responsibility that any Innerlander could have"
"Me, as Leader of the Knights of Justice, I lead a group of men willing to die for you...and these coupons of 20% of discount on burgers, fries and drinks in 'Burger Queen'" Edagorth said.
"Yes, I bet the exterior world doesn't have anything like that" Edagorn commented as they both laugh "Now, if you excuse me, I gotta go to 'Spells R' Us' for toys for my newborn child"
Flashback's end
RWIWC: I forgot to add it.
Deleted Scene #14
Chapter: The Last Temptation of Connie
Next scene, Connie was in the mountains, carrying a jar full of disgusting popped pimples that says 'My Popped Pimples'. She reached the top and entered a cave with a letter that says called 'Mr. Mubbler's Mountain Market'. Inside she met a fat reptilian-like man wearing a loincloth. Connie was disgusted by the creature's appearance.
"Welcome to Mr. Mubbler's Mountain Market, I'm Mr. Mubbler!" Mr. Mubbler greeted "What can I help you?"
"Yeah...I come here in Meg's name..." Connie said.
"Oh, Meg. She's my favorite customer" Mr. Mubbler said, interrupting her.
"Yeah, she told me you want THIS" Connie said, giving him the jar of pimples.
"GOODY!" Mr. Mubbler said, taking the jar and giving Connie a pink perfume "Give her this. It's a perfume that make anyone smell like the scent of thousand roses!"
"And it was made by YOU?" Connie asked, pretty shocked.
"You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Now, if you excuse me" Mr. Mubbler said, opening the jar "It's my lunch time!" he took two slices of bread, he spread the popped pimple on it like mayonnaise, he put a dead rat on it and started to eat it "Hmm! I LOVE Rat Sandwiches!"
Connie was so disgusted that she just threw up all over the place.
"I think I'm gonna take a nap on my own vomit..." Connie said as she fainted.
RWIWC: Too gross...
Deleted Scene #15
Eddie was in the Ryders' garden, sitting on a swing until Axel appeared.
"Hey, may take a seat?" Axel asked.
"Free country" Emily answered as Axel sat on one of the swings.
"I didn't he had swings" Axel said.
"The Ryders told me Matthew and Jaina used to play here a lot when they were children" Eddie replied "I was there when Matthew was killed, if I only I could do something to prevent his death"
"Dude, the man had a gun, there was nothing that you could do" Axel said "One of you would die anyway..."
Then they both saw that Connie showed up for the funeral. Unfortunately, Karen and Richard (Matthew's foster parents) didn't let her in. They yelled at her and and violently kicked her out.
"But...if you want my opinion, I think Connie should've died instead of Matthew" Axel said.
"Axel, don't say that!" Eddie said.
"People like her are the reason of why tragedies like this happen" Axel said "So she better stay out of our lives. Or I'll be last person that she'll ever see in her miserable life"
RWIWC: None actually, it just hints Axel's darker side that will be explored in Season 4.
Bonus Deleted Chapter from another fanfic of mine: 'Meg of Steel'
During the final battle between Meg and Cornelia, they continued fighting in Space. Here we see two astronauts repairing a satellite; oddly enough, George Clooney and Sandra Bullock.
"The space looks beautiful" George Clooney said.
"Yeah, it was a good idea volunteering as astronauts to repair this satellite..." Sandra Bullock said.
Then Meg and Cornelia appeared and destroyed the satellite, separating the both actors. And now Sandra Bullock is lost in space...again.
RWIWC: I don't know how many people saw Gravity.
End of the Deleted Scenes