-in a throne room-
Gimli: Aragorn....We need to talk.
Aragorn: About what?
Gimli: It's about your.....bathing habits.
Aragorn: What about them?
Me: You smell, Strider, you smell!
Aragorn: Saint! You've arrived!
Me: -bows- Your majesty, King Elessar, it's a pleasure to be back in Minas Tirith.
Spiffy: -bows- Your Majesty!
Aragorn: Spiffy, you too! ......Who's the guy eating my food? -points to food table-
Me: Oh, that's Fang. Fang, put the food down!
Fang: -eating food- But I'm hungry!
Me: You can eat later!
Fang: I can't function without food! Besides, I don't want to go over there.
Me: Why?
Fang: The guy on the throne? He smells.
Me: I know, I know. We have to deal with it, though, so you do, too! Here, boy!
Aragorn: Why does everyone think I smell?
Gimli: -sigh-
Max 2, That Copycat, You're Not Hired:
1. Max: We've had problems with this already...
2. Fang's Girlfriend: Max 2- Fang, I love you!
Fang- I love yo, too, Max.
Max- Fang!
Fang- Max?!
Max 2- Ignore her. She's an imposter!
Max- No, Fang, she's the imposter!
Max 2- Don't listen to her!
Max- Fang, don't you believe me?!
Fang- -gulps- -looks back and forth- Ummmm....
Max and Max 2- FANG!!!
Fang- Angel! I need help!
3. Maximum Ride Book Editor: Max 2- -writing- And then, Max died slowly. And painfully. Max 2 stood over her twitching body and laughed at her-
J.P.- Ummm....That's not exactly how I wanted it...
Max 2- Hey! I'm the editor, and I say this is what it needs to say!
J.P.- I'm getting a new editor...
4. Member of the Flock: Why? Here's why!
Scientist- Which one of you is Maximum Ride?
Max- I'm Maximum!
Max 2- I'm Maximum!
Max- Uhhhh....
Angel- I'm Maximum!
Max and Max 2- -stares-
Iggy- I'm Maximum!
Gazzy- I'm Maximum!
Nudge- I'm Maximum!
Fang- I'm Sparticus!
Everyone- -stares-
Fang- -shrugs- I wanted to be non-conformist...
5. Border's Worker: Max 2- Did you find what you were looking for?
Customer 1- Yeah....Hey, aren't you Maximum Ride?
Max 2- Nope.
Customer 2- Hey, you look like Maximum Ride!
Max 2- Just look like her...
Customer 3- Hey, where's Fang?
Max 2- No clue. Move along.
Customer 4- Hey, aren't you-
Max 2- I'm not Max.
Customer 5- Hey-
Max 2- I'M NOT FREAKING MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!
Customer 5- -whimpers- I just wanted to know where the bathroom was....
6. Fanfiction Writer: Same reason as editor.
Max 2- -typing- And the Avian Flu finally killed Maximum Ride, so-
Saint- Hey! What are you doing with my laptop?!?!
Max 2- Uh-oh -runs-
7. Max-Dan-Wiz Moderator: She would ban everyone who thought Max was cool. Then, she'd ban Max. Ironic, isn't it?
8. Scientist: Max could experiment on herself!
9. Iggy's Girlfriend: Iggy and Max 2- -making out-
Fang- Max!! What are you doing?!?!
Iggy- Fang, this isn't-
Fang- I can't believe this! I thought you loved me!
Max 2- Fang, I'm not-
Fang- I can't believe you're tearing us apart like this! I'm having your child!
Max 2- Uhhh....Fang, that's not-
Iggy- FANG! How irresponsible! And after what happened with Justin!
Max 2- Justin?
Fang- I can't live like this!! -runs away-
Iggy- Fang, get back here! -follows-
Max- -walks in- What's going on?
Max 2- No clue....
10. Max's Sister: Maximum Ride meets The Parent Trap minus Lindsey Lohan. Hmmm...That sounds like a Fanfiction idea! Max and Max 2 switch places and-
Fang- Saint, don't you have enough Fanfictions to write?
Saint- Never, Sparticus!
Max- I don't know, sounds like a good idea.
Max 2- Agreed.
Fang- Hey, Max!......And Max.
Max and Max 2- Hi, Fang!
Fang- Ummmm......
Saint- Poor guy......
Soldier: -runs in- Your Majesty! The orcs are marching towards Minas Tirith!
Aragorn: -stands- -raises arms- Get ready for war!
Me: -covers nose- We will....just put your arms down!
Aragorn: -grumbles- -puts arms down-
Me: Ok, someone get me some hot water! I've got packets of jello! And cheesy grits! Come on, we've got a war to fight!
Fang: ....Saint, you realize that makes no sense, right?
Me: Never doubt the power of jello and cheesy grits!
Fang: What the heck are cheesy grits?!?!?!